Reviews

Almost as bad as it could be. Largely unattractive women. Expensive drinks. Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers. Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds. Lousy music. Poor lighting. Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises. I have a friend who works…

Despite the low reviews, thought I'd drop by since my hotel was close. Definitely concur with prior reviews (at least the ones that weren't too impressed)--it's dark, no LDs and mixture of girls. The waitress…

With no expectations, I came in, thinking I'd just have an expensive beer or two. Ended up with a cute Brazilian who was very much into through-the-pants handiwork. I'd seen her in the…

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go.…

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad. Saturday afternoon: four dancers.…

A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you think it will be good, it may be bad. Or if you think it may be bad, it may be…

ttoo's review is right on...I agree with all he says, including the rating. And for those who might think all the dancers are on the lower end of the 1-10 scale,…

I visited this club last week with my boyfriend and ugh! I wish I could scrub my eyes and erase the memory of this place from my mind forever! The place is cheap,…

One of my favorite clubs to just sit back and hang out in, though it is still kind of a dark dingy dump. Not always the most incredible looking women, but not the ugliest,…

Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact here at the Palace are true, I'm pleased to confirm. Not every girl, not every time, but yes indeedy, this very un-D.C.-like event can happen. As…

I was in the District of Columbia about 2 weeks ago. I visited the Royal Palace and found it to be an interesting place. Located near DuPont Circle, I found it to…

Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out. Still a pit. It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. These…