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Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009

Reviews

review
published 17 yrs ago
Almost as bad as it could...
reviewed by
JackOlantern

2.0

Almost as bad as it could be.
Largely unattractive women.
Expensive drinks.
Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers.
Low-class crowd, particularly on wknds.
Lousy music.
Poor lighting.
Poorly maintained, quite filthy (in a bad way!) premises.

I have a friend who works…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Despite the low reviews, thought I'd...
reviewed by
Gold007

5.0

Despite the low reviews, thought I'd drop by since my hotel was close. Definitely concur with prior reviews (at least the ones that weren't too impressed)--it's dark, no LDs and mixture of girls. The waitress…

review
published 18 yrs ago
With no expectations, I came in,...
reviewed by
blockbird

6.0

With no expectations, I came in, thinking I'd just have an expensive beer or two. Ended up with a cute Brazilian who was very much into through-the-pants handiwork. I'd seen her in the…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe...
reviewed by
kernel_32

4.0

Afternoon visit. I wouldn't exactly describe it as a "pit" - it is dark and the furnishings aren't exactly first class, but it was about par for the course as far as strip clubs go.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
"Have no expectations" is perfect for...
reviewed by
nonahcub

4.0

"Have no expectations" is perfect for this club. One day it can be really good. Others -- like a recent Saturday -- it can be quite bad.

Saturday afternoon: four dancers.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
A wise sage on another board...
reviewed by
blockbird

4.0

A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you think it will be good, it may be bad. Or if you think it may be bad, it may be…

review
published 18 yrs ago
ttoo's review is right on...I agree...
reviewed by
blockbird

7.0

ttoo's review is right on...I agree with all he says, including the rating. And for those who might think all the dancers are on the lower end of the 1-10 scale,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I visited this club last week...
reviewed by
g_girrrl

2.0

I visited this club last week with my boyfriend and ugh! I wish I could scrub my eyes and erase the memory of this place from my mind forever! The place is cheap,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
One of my favorite clubs to...
reviewed by
ttoo1234

7.0

One of my favorite clubs to just sit back and hang out in, though it is still kind of a dark dingy dump. Not always the most incredible looking women, but not the ugliest,…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact...
reviewed by
blockbird

7.0

Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact here at the Palace are true, I'm pleased to confirm. Not every girl, not every time, but yes indeedy, this very un-D.C.-like event can happen. As…

review
published 19 yrs ago
I was in the District of...
reviewed by
tuscl

8.0

I was in the District of Columbia about 2 weeks ago. I visited the Royal Palace and found it to be an interesting place. Located near DuPont Circle, I found it to…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Heard this place had improved so...
reviewed by
smartheart

2.0

Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out.

Still a pit.

It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. These…