Reviews

So I'm in Cleveland for the Motorcycle show at the IX Center and had plans for going out Saturday night since I was staying over. Well plans fell through. So decided to stop…

Used to be optional full nude on stage but they ended that. And used to have two choices for lap dances, topless for $10 and nude for $20, but they ended the nude option. Was…

After being pleasantly surprised to see a nude club listed on TUSCL I headed over there only to find bottoms firmly in place and pasties all around. Secrets is easy to get to, jusr…

Stopped in to Secrets during happy hour. They have great beer prices during the day. Unfortunately the bartender was the hottest girl there. I sat at bar for almost an HR before…

Visited Secrets on Friday night around 9pm after dinner. The night started off slowly as I sat with a friend and drank for about 30min before any girl approached us. But after they did, it…

I visited on a friday afternoon between 3:30 and 5:00. the dancers seem to have abandonded this club. I used to come here for some dances and the happy hour drink special about…

I'm a semi-regular at Secrets stopped by around five p.m, great happy hours prices on domestic beer (1.75), but lately the number and quality of the girls on day shift has not been that great.…

Came by after a late working day. Definitely came at the right time...about 7:00PM. This is when they shift from day to night workers. There were maybe 5 girls working when I…

This was a very strange experience for me. To provide some (relevant) background I ma a 40 year old white business owner. White is the relevant term here as good looking, black dancers routinely…

Should have known better... Arrived close to midnight on Saturday night. Thuggish crowd outside smoking, lots of oversized t-shirts, not very nice cars in the parking lot. I went in, was one of the…

Got here late and couldn't stay too long, so the review is not as in-depth as the others from this trip. I was in Cleveland for 3 nights this time--see my reviews for Amber's…

Stopped by here after an uneventful trip to Ambers. Club is surprisingly clean. The restrooms are nice too. I found than the bar prices are more than reasonable and the bartender seemed…

stopped by secrets after work, about 15 girls workings, 9 white 4 latino 2 black, domestic beers are only a $1.75 til 8 p.m . the club is extremely clean considering it…

This is the worst strip club I have ever been to !!! Bad service at the bar,dancers are rude.They would be 5 yards away from as asking if we wanted dance.Really ??? I ended up…

a rare (for me) daytime visit to secrets, my second ever. the first time was a disgusting waste of time, this one was definitely better. around ten dancers, a couple around 6-7 some 5s and…

I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway, I wasn't quite…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon to have a drink, check out the girls and kill a little time. Sat at the bar and one of the dancers, Kim, came up and started chatting.…

Went on a trip to Cleveland's I-X Center and did an over-nighter. Got to the club about 10;00 PM figuring since they close early (2:00 AM) that 10:00 PM would be the time things got…

Really nice and clean, comfortable seating and a lot of it. Unfortunately most of the seating is a distance from the stage. Drinks priced right. So many places charge $4-5 for a soft drink in…

I was in there last thursday. Needless to say the girls on shift were 6-7 a couple 8's. Low mileage, drinks were not bad. Just all in all a avg place. Depends what type of…

The club is changing alot. I used to go here quite often and it was a white club in the afternoon and a black club in the evening. It is changing as there…

I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence at this club or if it was because I came in on Tuesday in the early evening, but I was greeted at the door by a…

previous reviewer feardbeard12 should be happy that he didn't visit secrets earlier. i stoped in today around 3pm. the place was dead, no dancers on stage, as a matter of fact i only saw 1…

This is the second time I have been to Secrets. This time I went around 5:00 p.m., so it wasn't nearly as hoppin. There were around 10 dancers walking around, but it seemed pretty slow.…

I visited Secrets on a Wednesday afternoon at around 2:30 pm. The club itself is very nice. Probably about as clean as you'll find. A server came and got my drink order within 5 minutes of…