Long Branch Saloon Reviews

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review
a year ago
Rednecks, Knee Pads & Pool
PRELUDE It's in the middle of nowhere, on Hwy 80 which runs parallel to I-20. It's between the Delta LA and Mound LA exits and easily reachable from either side. On a prior...
Mike_the_traveler
Louisiana
review
6 years ago
Country Bars are good
I made my annual trip to Tallulah, Louisiana. There is nothing in there worth seeing. I only go for one reason and that is the Long Branch Saloon. This place is a...
tomcarter1970
Louisiana
review
6 years ago
What a dissapointment
Ok. Maybe I should have known better but I was expecting a diamond in the rough. This place did not have a lot of reviews but a few looked promising. Promising...
billjohnson
Virginia
review
6 years ago
In the middle of no where...
So, I kind of knew what I was getting into by driving to this area, but I like the neighborhood-type clubs, rather than the high-end clubs. Walked in and the bar was directly...
PhillyRedneck
New York
review
7 years ago
Another Visit
I decided to go back to what I call a hidden gem. This place is a small country hole in the wall. However, don't judge a book by its cover. This...
tomcarter1970
Louisiana
review
7 years ago
Good “local bar” vibe.
I was passing through and hadn’t been here in several years. I remembered having a good time in the past with college buddies and had a couple of hours to kill. The club is...
OilmanAbout
review
7 years ago
Oasis in the middle of nowhere
This club is a bit of a surprise. It only cost $7 to get in and the doorman is very friendly. Things don't really get going in there until after 9 pm....
jray21
review
7 years ago
Nice Country Club
This place doesn't look like much from the outside. On the inside it looks just like any other bar. However, it does have a very large stage. It also has video poker....
tomcarter1970
Louisiana
review
8 years ago
Decent for the location.
Overall was pretty good. The girls range from very low to a few 8's, but hey this isn't Vegas or Tampa. The stage is small, only one girl on the stage at a time...
Eisenfaust341
review
8 years ago
Couple Friendly and Beautiful Dancers
My boyfriend and I went to the Longhorn Saloon in Delta, LA Saturday night. We have been twice before and always have a good time. The dancers are friendly, most...
RollerSkate
review
9 years ago
OK
Went with some friends for a fun time. After being in new Orleans it was nice to go to a place that didn't take all your money the second you sit down. The girls...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
9 years ago
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king!
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king! It had been a couple of years since I had tried this club out, so I decided to check it out...
EasyRider79
Alabama
review
9 years ago
Out in the stix, a place for cold drinks and friendly women.
TLDR; High mileage from Dazzle, good mileage from Chastity. Tip the bouncer and the DJ, and they will leave you alone. So I had some time to kill after working in the area and drove...
DaleGribbleOK
review
9 years ago
not terrible
I have been various times over the last 8 years when im in the area and its been a decent place to go. If you find the right girl she will be willig to...
crazykorean84
Georgia
review
9 years ago
Went with friends one night, this...
Went with friends one night, this place is basically a backwoods bar with some girls that sometimes dance. The two best things are the bar is cheap for a club and the girls are...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
10 years ago
Place is just a few minutes...
Place is just a few minutes of I20 in the middle of nowhere, second trip in. Very smoky and inside could definitely use remodel. Small selection of ladies, most with mileage. A couple girls...
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Buzzzsawman
Kentucky
review
10 years ago
I was in Louisiana for work...
I was in Louisiana for work and decided to check this place out. It was about an hour drive for me, so I found a hotel across the river at a Casino, then...
naughtfour
review
11 years ago
Went around 9 pm with a...
Went around 9 pm with a couple of buddies of mine. The place was kind of slow. The girls seemed distracted and not into dancing since there was not very many customers on...
mrtoughnut
review
11 years ago
Visited on a Wednesday and the...
Visited on a Wednesday and the club was dead. In the middle of nowhere, and they do not go out of their way to make it any warmer. I'm sure they figure...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
11 years ago
This place is out in the...
This place is out in the weeds, I mean in the middle of absolutely nowhere. The dirt parking lot is shared with another bar (two of them out there, way out there). The building...
ssteve
review
12 years ago
After a long hiatus, I decided...
After a long hiatus, I decided to give this one another shot on a recent trip to the area. I'm glad I did! Nothing has really changed on the interior: still have two...
EasyRider79
Alabama
review
13 years ago
Visited this club with my girlfriend....
Visited this club with my girlfriend. Club itself is pretty old and rundown. But it's all about the girls, right? Well, the girls were either hit or miss. There were ~10 working, and I'd say...
AJII
review
13 years ago
I made my first visit to...
I made my first visit to the Long Branch last night. There was an ordinary dirt parking lot with no valet. The cover was $7, with no coat check. Beer was...
Once at Bandcamp
Mississippi
review
13 years ago
well it didnt post the first...
well it didnt post the first part of my review for some reason so here we go. i went back again three of the same girls where there . dallas lola and im not...
taod
review
13 years ago
oh yeah and some army guys...
oh yeah and some army guys were in there and at the end of the night when they were closing up one of them army guys punched me in the side of the head...
taod