Seven Seas Reviews

I have to say ditto to the last post. This place is a hole. A couple decent looking dancers, but they were rude, and would not take "later" for an answer. Waited for things to get better as a new shift came on, and it really didn't....

I've been to Seven Seas three times, I believe, in the last ten years. First time, 10 yrs
ago, it was a useless dive. The second, about 4 or 5 yrs ago, it was still a dive, but I
thought it had promise. Last week I officially gave...

Went into this club and was immediately approached by a couple dancers, I kinda wanted to chill by the stage for a while before deciding anything. The one girl on stage was coughing so much I thought she was dying of malaria. After about 30 seconds she told...

Stopped in the club a few months ago had a heavy set woman approach me and started rubbing on me said it looked as if I was ready for a private dance. wasn't interested in her so I suggested another girl and went to the private room with her. 10...

I stopped by after midnight on a Sunday there were three dancers Heaven, Maryjane, and the most attractive Tiffany who left to get dinner two minutes after I walked in. No cover thanks to the sign up front. A bottle of water was five bucks. The Bartender was rude. No...

Not bad if you don't have anywhere else to go. I've been a few times. Be wary of the private dancers. Some of them are a little extra friendly in the VIP room, others are a bit stingy. None of the girls really dance on stage. They kind of just...

Went here on a Wed afternoon as I always pass it after work. I had not been in here in over ten years when Phoenix worked here. I found the quality of the women to have gone down. However there was a nice colombian I decided to have a dance...

I am rating Seven Seas this high because of the milage of the lap dances. I was in around 10:00 PM and interestingly no cover. I did buy a diet coke. Did a 15 minute for $75 and a four dance set for $60. Two different...

Came in Late Saturday (1:30am) About 10 girls and 10 to 15 guys. Entrance was 10 bucks and another $5 for a water. I mostly sat at the stage, and for the cost of a dollar tip per song got a real eyefull. Before I left I took a...

It had been several years since my last visit. This place has not changed much since then. The dancers are mostly overweight and in the 5-7 range. When I entered the club, the seats at the stage were all full, so I grabbed a seat nearby. After getting my bottled...

This place is dark and smoky and there are not a lot of girls here. When you come in head straight past thee bar and turn left to the small stage and seating area. Grab a seat at the stage and pick a dancer to go to the vip room....

I went to this place last night. I got there around 8:45 and stayed for about 4 hours.

LAYOUT/ATMOSPHERE - The place is small. When you first walk in, there is a desk to your right where a girl collects your $10 entry fee and the bar is to...

Another visit to seven seas. There were about 5 girls total working. This club always seems to have a couple of guys in here who either work there or they're super regulars. I got the impression there were only one or two actual customers with money in...

Dropped by about 2:15 Sunday for lack of anything else to do before YSC opened at five. Three performers were present and about four customers. One fortyish overweight blond with natural 44 DDs propositioned me for a VIP dance. I tipped her a few bucks and said I wanted to...

Stopped in earlier this month. Still not what it once was. Drawbacks are still same as listed by other posters. Girls aren't fantasy types but they are extremely friendly. (I'm always amused by the posers who downgrade girls who aren't at Mons, YS, DV and 2001 since these are the...

Not worth the time or money. Went on a Saturday night when i thought there should be a lot of dancers. There weren't and the one's that were there were all over me right away. No alchohol, just water, and soda. Girl's seemed kind of skanky, though I did talk...

My visit kind of echoes the reviews below. I was in the club over an hour, and probably less than six other guys came and went while I was there. Every girl I talked to complained about not enough customers and not enough money.

The girls universally stated that...

The Seven Seas is a ghost of it's former self. It used to be a vibrant, rocking club that was alot of fun to hang out at. Now, it survives mainly on regulars for the VIP rooms. On the afternoon I was there last, there were only three dancers, none...

This is kinda a “been there, done that,” deal. I checked it out about 2 PM on a Wednesday. Hadn’t changed since my June visit. There were six dancers. Two were kinda young, the other four made one consider this might be a retirement home for old strippers. Four performed,...

Stop by on a dare with a buddy. Did not even make it to sit down before groped and approached for dances. It is a small smelly club. There were about 7 sister and 4 white girls. I not really into the sisters bit my friend...

Usually a Ybor Strip regular but I had to check out this club after I read these reviews. Got there about 5pm midweek. First off, entrance is one drink minimum. Approx. $5 for juice bar beverages. Bartender/Bouncer collects your dollars and gets you your water. Club is small and ratty....

This club is about a decade past its heyday (the last time it was given a thorough remodel) but still a decent value. It's staked out turf somewhere between Lipstixx and Ybor Strip. Talent level not quite as strong as Ybor but more consistent than the Stixx. No cover on...

Was here recently on an early Sunday evening. This place has never been the most upscale in the world by any stretch, but it looks like it has progressively gone downhill since my last visit. Very grungy on the outside, and even worse inside. They actually had the balls to...

Club was as advertised in other reviews. I had a great experience. As noted do not expect dancers in the 8 - 10 range more likely 4 - 7. But the dances are high milage on both ends. Pay $10 for the VIP room and $25/dance...

Haven't looked into this club in a couple of years because I heard it went really downhill. I was surprised to see the previous reviews, so I checked it out.
$10 cover. Was latched on by an annoying blond right from the doorway. I told her that...