Gallery at Beamers Reviews

Stamford, CT. Saturday night. Apparently this was shut down for a while to make it a new club now it's reopen, I haven't been so let's what's going on. Right across the street from a park, I parked right on the street, although they got their own lot. Food truck...

After getting patted down by the bouncer and having my ID checked, I went inside and paid the $20 cover. There were hardly any girls and the none were attractive aside from the bartender. All the girls spoke limited English, so there was a kit of a language barrier and...

Bit meh.. and maybe not worth the money!
there's a guard outside who does id validation and a pat down. Once that is done, there's an entry ticket to the order of 20$.
as you enter, there's a bar to the right and a bunch of seat/couches. Most of the population sticks...

My wife and I got to the club at about 10pm on a Friday night and stuck around until a little after midnight. The place is right in the city, seemed like a relatively safe area. Paid $20 each to get in. It was quite slow that...

Parking is plentiful. And the area is pretty safe so you won’t have to worry about your car getting broken into. I went there close to opening time so it was kinda dead. The place is pretty big, renovated, and they go by Gallery at Beamers now. It has...

This visit took place a few weeks ago. See previous reviews for the layout of the club.

When I got to the club and paid my $40 (entry + access to the back room) that Saturday night (around 10:00) the bouncer told me that there were five girls working. However, one...

was advertised as go-go-rama - lots of girls - and there was - and they were ok but not amazing. i had a better time here before on a quiet weeknight with one amazing beauty and practically the whole place to myself.

what really bothered me was -...

Decided to drop in after not coming here for a while to see if it could be any more fun than before but expecting to be disappointed and go up the road to Bridgeport if it flopped - spoiler alert: It flopped.

This place has some potential other than the fact...

It has been several years since I last visited Beamers but a good friend was in town and he wanted to partake in a strip club adventure, who was I to argue. The talent was quality, mostly an Eastern European selection. We started with drinks in order to better survey...

When will the owner figure out that the guys managing this place do nothing but make the few customers they have angry. They need to get off there rears and make customers feel welcome, make the dancers feel good about working there and do something to get more people in...

Beaners is a beat down stripclub in a somewhat beat down town. Was driving back from NYC on my way to New Haven. Got a little thirsty and decided to swing by at around 8 pm on a Saturday evening.

There were only 4-5 dancers around. All between. 5-7. I...

I have been going to Beamers off and on for about 15 years. There is no question that the quality of the club has gone down over the years, but a good time can still be had.

First, let me describe the layout of the club. When you come in, you...

This place is not what it used to be. As one stripper explained to me, the exodus of some big employers from Stamford has not been kind to the local club scene. But even still, I was surprised at how bad things were during my visit. I...

Visited this place on a Thursday evening alone after work. Figured I pop in and see what's new. There were a few dancers on shift, two of them were pretty hot. The rest of the dancers were decent. Overall the girls were pretty laid back and approachable. The two hot...

Location: 2-3 miles from downtown Stamford, easy free parking, super chill doorman who will shoot the shit with you for a bit while you're waiting on your friend to finish up a lapdance. I tend to avoid the surrounding area as it's kinda shady but nothing too concerning.

Vibe: the inside...

An ok place with a decent vibe. Were only a few dancers on when I walked in but they were attractive and seeing as it was early afternoon on a weekday I can't fault that. Definitely has a safer feeling that Harry O's.

I'd say it needs some improvement in...

So I’m writing this review as I’m actually sitting at the bar or Beamers in Stamford. As you walk in, you’ll see bar on your right occupying the back wall. It’s a nice wooden bar, something you’ll find at your neighborhood Irish pub. Not a crazy selection of bottles and...

Walk in 10$ cover on a Saturday night saw two hot girls the rest were average. The stage is small but maybe one dancer will actually strip for you others will just crawl on the stage or do some pole tricks fully clothed. Dances are 25 a song keep that...

I was in CT for business for a week in mid August. Me and my friend decided to visit a club for a couple of beers and some peek-a-boob :)

Paid the entry fees of $10 each to get in.

The place was not crowded at all. Probably 8-10 guys were present.

There...

I had a better experience than the last time I reviewed this place probably because it happened to be Gogo Rama, the Thursday of every month where every dancer has to show up. I've been here 4 times I believe and I never left all that satisfied especially for the...

Well believe it or not it was my first time ever going to Beamers! I lived in Stamford and Norwalk for so long and been to many strip clubs around. I went on CINCO DE DRINK-O and well I've seen picstures of Beamers before and it looked nice and when...

Some eastern block hotties in here but the place had such a downer vibe when I was there. It's the fucking weekend people pick it up a bit, we are there to relax and you are there to make your bank. Drinks were very affordable and staff was friendly, weren't...

We had a great time there with a bunch of buddies. Most of the girls are pretty cute, with not so many tattoos and some really hot ukrainian and russian chicks who travel together from Brooklyn. Lap dances are reasonable and the back room is terrific, though it...

Had a little time, so I decided to see what was happening at Beamer's. I'd been before, and it's usually hit or miss, especially in the afternoon (they open at 3). Usually not many dancers, but occasionally there is one to my liking. Well, this Wednesday afternoon...

Beamers has settled into what it is for some time now and I find it a reliable experience. I arrived near the start of the NFC playoff and there was a good crowd having a lot of fun. The dancers were perhaps a bit above the normal average probably because...