Vanity Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I went after midnight on a Saturday and there were zero attractive girls on stage. There was one girl with big fake tits but she was also very chunky. I like the girls to be thin and fit, not fat cows. Cellulite and c-section scars aren't attractive...

I decided to hit several clubs since I had the whole night ahead of me. I arrived at Vanity (for my first visit) not expecting much, given the majority of past reviews. When I arrived, it was after 8 p.m., so not super early and not really at the peak...

This place used to be really great, until they switched from full nude BYOB to this topless crap... Dancers are good looking, but again, not full nude. Pretty depressing. But, if you are looking for a topless only joint, this would be one of the better in Columbus. The only...

They are running a beer bucket special. 5 beers for $5 before 9pm or 5 beers for $10 after 9pm. I believe the individual cost of a beer is $4. There was no cover charge on Sunday when I arrived around midnight. There was plenty of seating....

My wife and I went there on Saturday at 7pm. There were only a couple of people there at the time and no dancers. There was no cover before 9pm. I think that was because the dancers really did not get there and on stage until 9. ...

Stopped back by here after a couple of months (only) away and found that I didnt recognize a single dancer except one who was tending bar! And Vanity seems to have gotten the short end of the stick in their trades for dancers! This new crop is young...

Wow, this place was really pretty good. the wife and I stopped in because we ran into an employee that gave us passes. It is a very nice club and big. the girls were pretty and friendly for the most part. drinks were pricey unless you were getting the specials....

My wife and I stopped in here for the first time this past Friday and we were both VERY pleased. The club overall was really upscale and clean (even the bathrooms). We sat in one the VIP booths and shared a bottle of champagne w/ one of the...

I visited this club each day of the week. Sunday thru Thurs is DEAD!!! The girls are below average looks wise. They had a couple hotties who I do not see anymore. Word is Management is not capable of making sound business decisions. I personally know 2 girls fired for...

Stopped back in to Vanity to check out their new food menu, and I have to say it was pretty good and worth the money! They have a full menu with everything from bar snacks to salads to steaks at reasonable prices. Of course, don't order a bottle...

I visited this club during Arnold Classic weekend. It was packed and no place to sit except at the bar. It had about 12 dancers working (all pretty hot looking) but about 60-90 customers meaning they did not sit with you for long unless you were blowing money. Also...

January special at Vanity is $1 for domestic beers any day and time. Also $2 for well drinks. They no longer have $2 dasani water bottle but now $6 Fuji water bottles instead. Be sure to bring plenty of $1 bills because this is a club that...

Went on a weeknight. The club looked good from the outside and I have driven by the club often. I decided to visit Vanity. Bad mistake I should have just went to Columbus Gold. Upon entering the club it was pretty empty. The girls left a...

This club is pretty dead before midnight. Only 1 other customer when I was there a little before 9pm on a friday. If you like after hours though, this place stays open until 3-4am on friday/saturday but it feels more like a nightclub than a gentleman's club. ...

They could rename this club to "Cougar Club" because the majority of customers are in their 20s and the dancers are in their 30s.

I can only recommend coming to Vanity though if it is past 2:30AM on a friday/saturday night when most of the other strip clubs are closed. ...

Things were slow at Club X so I got on 270 and headed over to their sister club Vanity. The door girl and bartenders will only give $2 bills as change so be sure to bring your own $1s if you want to stage tip. The stage tipping...

Got a question in my inbox that made me realize I mistyped. The dances are NOT 3 for $40., but are usually 3 for $50 on Monday nights. During the rest of the week, I think they are 2 for $40 sometimes, but they have different management on...

Mondays are slow everywhere and here too, but the dancers are among the best in Columbus so that makes up for it! No cover until 11:00 and if you stick to well drinks they are 2.00. They have spruced up the place a lot since they went away...

The dances are $25/song. They run "specials" depending on what day of the week it is. At the beginning of the week the special is 2 for $40 and other days it is 3 for $50. They only run 2 for $25 specials at randoms times on...

The bar area of the club was packed with about 30 customers. Only about 3 dancers though. I did not see anyone buying dances during the 30 minutes I was there with a buddy nursing a beer.
The couch dances are done in a common area with a bouncer who...

My husband went on friday around 10pm and there were about 15 other ppl there and about 10 dancers. It was $10 each to get in and $2 well drinks. Every hour they had buy 1 get 1 lap dances. My husband and I did get a...

Vanity starting on August 20th 2010 is now a full liquor bar. If you spent $10 buying a BYOB membership it is no longer valid. However, the first 100 people through the doors August 19, 20, 21st, 26, 27, and 28th got a free VIP membership until the end...

went on a tuesday night around 10 pm. Membership place. I was told they dont keep track, but if that is a concern for some, I would go to columbus gold next door. Cover was 25 for first time visitor. Not many people in the place...

I arrived at Vanity around 1 am. $15 cover charge (since I already had paid for a membership) and they stamp your hand. I took a seat and studied the menu. I was told the chef was not working tonight so food was not available. At...

This is the most upscale BYOB club in Columbus but it is nothing but air dances and low mileage. And unlike the other BYOB clubs in town this one is not a full nude club. The dancers were required to wear pasties to cover their nipples and...