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Centerfolds Boston
12 Lagrange St Boston, MA 02116
Only Stayed a Few Minutes
So...I was traveling on a business trip and staying nearby, so I decided to stop in, not knowing anything about how the club functions. I waited behind a group of 7 guys with a bouncer checking capacity/seating. Eventually, after being ID'd, we were all allowed in. $20 cover - no biggie. Decided to sit at a cocktail, but was approached by a host who questioned by seating. After some back and forth, he allowed me to remain in my seat. Otherwise, I would have to sit at smaller tables in front of the single stage or directly at the counter in front of the center stage. The thrust stage, surrounded by a pentagonal barrier, did not allow for customers to approach and slide a bill in a g-string. Instead, people threw or placed $1's on the stage, which were swept up with a Swiffer device. Around the room, however, were some good-looking women, some more natural, girl-next-door types, and some enhanced. As my eyes panned the club, a sign jumped out at me reading "Centerfolds Boston is a NO CONTACT Club". I asked the server who took my drink order ($7 for a Red Bull on ice) about how things worked. She explained: - Single dances, no contact, on main floor were $20 - Full contact, 30 minutes, with a "boothy" (idk what that means...booth?) and a bottle is $260 - Full Contact, Full hour, somewhere around $500 - Dancers could approach you, but you could not approach dancers; you would have to get an intermediary Host/Hostess to grab her attention Obviously, this was not what I was used to in Texas, where I can sample the wares (lap dances) before buying the full feast (a booth or champagne room). Hating to use club ATMs on account of the high charge, I did not come as prepared as I should have. I headed out shortly after finishing my Red Bull. Maybe I will return with more monies, maybe not. I know I definitely ain't gonna try the Pink Slipper.
Beautiful women, horrible dances
So this place is essentially the only game in town when it comes to strip clubs in Boston. The club is nestled right outside the theater district of Boston on the north west corner of Boston commons. I arrived at centerfolds after a long day of work and was looking to grab a drink or two and unwind a bit. The bouncer at the door was personable, profesional, and extremely welcoming. This is something that many clubs lack. Upon entering I was greater by what seemed to be a floor manager who was also just as welcoming and personable as the bouncer. He asked me where I would prefer to sit. I told him the stage area. He ushered me to the stage area, pulled out the chair, and told me that a server would be right over. A beautiful waitress came over and took my order. She then asked me if I wanted to talk to any of the girls. I told her maybe later, but for now I would just like a scotch. While she was retrieving my drink I took in what was going on up on the stage. The stage skills here are unbelievable. Top stage dancers I have seen outside of vegas. This is probably due to lap dances here being essentially an upclose stage dance. Boston does not let the strippers touch you or you touch them. The talent on stage was perfect. It was a mixture of college age to late 20's bombshells. You could find every mix of colors on the palet. I thoroughly enjoyed watching these dancers. I then got my drink and shortly after an extremely attractive college aged girl with long brown hair asked me if I wanted a neck massage. I thought why not, and she started going to work. Let me tell you this girl.......talented. She gave me the best neck and shoulder massage I have ever had to date. It was worth the whole trip to the club. I got to watch some dancers, have a scotch, and get a damn good massage at the same time. She massaged me for about 20 minutes which costs about $150. I have her 300 because it was that amazing. Don't go here for dances. Go for a massage.
Not the worse way to waste a bunch of money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm in Boston for work and decided to check out centerfolds after a forgettable evening at Glass Slipper. (I'm pretty sure Glass Slipper only exists to make Centerfolds look good) I had a bonus check burning a hole in my pocket and I was determined to waste it. I went on Halloween night around 9pm and the place was pretty dead. Maybe a dozen guys in the room, and a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls. The club is a decent size, one main stage in the center and some tables spaced out in front and along the sides. There were some good looking girls there (7-8.5) the place is pretty dark so it's hard to really tell. It seems like the cutest girls at the club are only there to give back rubs, which is a bit of a tease since you don't actually get to see them, so you're better off hoping someone nearby gets a backrub so you can check them out. Honestly the backrub was probably my favorite part of the night, the girls seem to know what they're doing and it allowed me to sit back and have a few beers without feeling pressured to get a lapdance dance. There were a lot of girls just standing in the back looking at their phones, a few of them seemed pretty talkative but they seemed to mainly be talking to the regs at the bar. The lap dances are pretty dumb, i honestly feel like they shouldn't even have them. You can get closer to the girls sitting at the stage than you could getting the air dance and there's also not really a chance to talk to the girls since the music is so loud and they don't get close enough for you to hear them, if you want to actually interact with them, you're better off buying them a beer or something and talking to them at a table. After a few beers, i was still determined to waste the money I brought with me and there was a cute blonde on stage with natural tits in a schoolgirl uniform that caught my eye. After her set, she really just sat in the back of the club staring at her phone, so I figured I'd do all the work myself and asked her for a "lap dance." (I think this is the first time I've ever had to walk up to a girl in a SC to ask for a dance, pretty lame, but whatever, I'm in a new city and i don't really care how desperate I look.) During the dance, I asked her about the VIP dance and she assured me there'd be more contact up there, but she was pretty upfront about the rules, so I decided to go for it. I forget exactly how the prices broke down, but in total she told me it'd be $400 for the half hour, and $700 for the hour after you include all the extra bullshit. The VIP area is upstairs and it's actually pretty nice. Comfortable tall booths, there's no curtain or anything, so it's definitely not private, but because the club was so dead, it was good enough. Maybe it depends on the girl, but the action was pretty tame. It's basically what you would get at the normal strip club on the main floor. The girl will sit on your lap, maybe a little bit of grinding and my hands were free to roam pretty much anywhere but to her panties. At this point I was getting pretty drunk so I had fun just saying nasty shit to her and she seemed to enjoy teasing me, so I didn't feel totally ripped off. The place has a nice atmosphere and I didn't really feel pressured at all. I honestly had to really try to waste money there, which is different than the other clubs i've been. I'm used to just blowing all my money in an hour at a SC and leaving happy, but I somehow spent a bit less than 3 hrs at Centerfolds. All in all, I'll probably go back before i leave town, but I'll skip the VIP and just hire an escort to end the night.

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