Reviews

Having been castigated for reviews that are too short and for reviews that are too long, I decided to adjust this review to seek a balance. It won’t make the DesertDouche happy but this may be…

(Skip down to visit description if you’ve read the 1285 reviews on here describing the place) Club Outside: Large parking lot that always seems busy and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet…

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "BLUF" and "THIS VISIT" at the top. Everything below that is boilerplate for those who are new to this club. Please call me out on…

I've been away from posting a review for a while, but decided to come back as the days get shorter, the temperature gets colder, and the dancers at Desire continue to be enjoyable. Obligatory disclaimer - I'm…

If you're looking for the unabridged version, go here https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=390869 This is a quick review of Wednesday's Christmas Party. I arrived about 3. There was a $10 cover for non-Lust members. For the $10 you got a…

The club information is largely copied from my prior reviews, last one in January, with a couple of edits. As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, I…

I showed up at about 4pm and the club was kind of crowded but that didn't last long - ratio was about 3 or 4 customers to 1 dancer. By 5pm it was pretty…

After several more visits here and having a chance to experience the club during the the daytime, this is what I've come away with. I got a membership for club lust and believe it is worth…

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "Quick Notes" just below, and then "My Visit" and the "Dancer Notes" sections further down. Everything else is boilerplate content for those who are new…

First time going on a Tuesday and I may have to make it more of a regular occurrence. I arrived around 12:30 pm and there were probably 10 customers there already. The lunch of the…

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know, and a list of girls that haven’t been…

Desire is my go-to place. In my working years, I traveled all over North America and sampled many clubs. So I have some pretty good cross-sections of experiences to compare it to. I'm retired now…