couple of visits
NEW STUFF
Met a girl named Tessa there. She's dark skinned, probably hispanic, nice body, very outgoing personality. She looks like a couple of other girls, like Honey and Angie, so I had them all confused for a while. Tessa seems to be more consistently upbeat and friendly than the others. Did a VIP, and she was honest and cool.
LOCATION:
Location: The GPS address for the club is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI. Click from a phone to get into Maps.
Club is in a safe area of town, although it may not look like it. Desertscrub is a douche, and will call this a fake review because we’re all smart enough to give a GPS address.
ENTRANCE TIPS:
- Cover charge: free during the day, $10 at night every night starting at 6 PM. It used to be that if you took a cab to get there (presumably from a hotel) you got in for free at night. Not sure if this is still true. Someone else may know.
- there is a metal detector, so you put your metal on a table as you walk through, and they don’t check it. They ask for name and number, but don’t verify, so I give my stripper name.
- the entrance doors swing both ways (unlike myself), so be careful not to get hit by someone who is leaving.
- The club is dark, so your eyes may need adjusting from the sunlight. You’ll go right, and there’s a step near the bar that isn’t well lit, so look for it or do a face plant. Go left for the bathroom.
- they have 2 ATMS, but it’s a $5 charge to take $200 out of the ATMs
CLUB BASICS:
I won’t mention most things you can figure out yourself, like location of private rooms. Downstairs club has 2 bars, an outdoor patio, and a main stage which typically has girls on for 3-4 songs. A second stage is also used at night. For $20 up front, you can get a “drink card”, which gives you $25 worth of value. Beer = $6. Water = $5.
Private dances are $25/35 for a topless/nude song. VIP rooms are $140 for 15 minutes ($100 to dancer, $40 to house) and take place in booths with a door that closes. I have always tipped timekeepers to stop them from clock watching.
There is an upstairs called Club Lust that you can join for $100 per day or $300 per quarter. It's nicer, bigger, more private, with bigger VIP rooms. Long winded detail here https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=375644
DESIRE’S IS A “REGULAR’S” CLUB:
What’s odd – most strippers won’t approach you to ask about a dance, which I think is GREAT. They typically don’t bother you unless you give them a look or approach them. You like a girl, approach her. If you don’t, most won’t bother you every 5 minutes like they do at other strip clubs. Girls that are standing in front of the DJ booth, or at the half wall near the entrance, are usually available. Some sit alone at the bar, and they love it if you approach them.
Crowd is mostly older guys during the day, and it’s not that crowded. At night, it’s younger and more crowded.
FIRST TIME VISITORS:
You can’t be overly shy here. If you like a girl on stage, tip her, and after a few dollars, she’ll usually talk to you a little, and you can ask her to come see you after her set. Sometimes they do, but they have stripper-brain and sometimes do something else. If a random girl is walking around, and you stare at her from a bar seat as she goes by, she almost always stops. Saying hello helps. If she’s on a mission, especially to see one of her regulars, she may not.
If you have enough money, you can get a girl away from almost anyone or anything else, although you may have to wait. There are some guys that will just sit with a girl for an hour, and it always seemed crazy to me until a girl told me that some guys pay the girl to just sit at the bar with them.
FREE MEALS:
Somedays they have free meals downstairs in the afternoon with a paid drink, even if the drink is water. Some are great, like prime rib and potatoes. Some are bad, like pasta. None have vegetables.
GIRLS SCHEDULES & ATTITUDES
Careful of LE and local news investigators monitoring this site, as they have in the past, but some girls have options. Discuss them before you go for a VIP.
I’ve decided to approach this differently. Some of the girls know about this site and other sites like it, and said that they got really upset at the way they were physically described, or how their girlfriends were physically described. Therefore, I will only mention hotter girls, the days/nights I saw them, and their attitude, along with whether they are honest about their VIPs. I will also mention girls that are rip offs, or have bad personalities.
(D) means Day, (N) means night, (B) means both, sometimes the actual day is spelled out
Ailia? (odd name): (N) Brazilian who wears very little makeup but has a pretty face. Looks a little like Tiffany or Nicolette if anyone can think of a doppelganger for them. Great body, reminds me of Sasha from a few years ago. Hit me with an instant “Want a dance”, but I wasn’t ready at the time.
Angie: winner of the Miss Nude competition at the club over the summer, and a smoking body with a curly afro. I’m not even sure when she works.
Aurora: (D,N) a hot, thin, athletic black girl.
Bria: (N) hot Hispanic, long hair, changes hair color black to blonde to whatever, so she sticks out, but very standoffish. I'm not a fan, but she's hot.
Candace: (N) hot, thin blonde who I hadn’t seen before. in clothes, seems to be flat chested, but when she takes them off, she really has a nice set of tits
Charlotte: (D) Artsy, goth-ish looking girl with a lot of tattoos. I normally don’t like a lot of tattoos, but this girl is cool, and an easy conversation. Had a great body, in my opinion, before Covid, and put on a little weight, but still looks good. Does a great, honest VIP.
Chelsea: (N) smoking body but doesn’t take bottoms off, even in VIP. Great personality, but I’d never get another VIP.
Coco: (N Fri) good looking, but looks different than she used to, Regardless, unrealistically expensive. I had a VIP with her, and she gave me numbers so large that I actually laughed
Desertscrub:::::::::::: (D, but the D stands for douchebag) licks the toilets clean, eats urinal cakes, gave my dog AIDS. I put a bunch of colons after his name because he licks so many guy’s colons
Honey: (D,N) beautiful girl, wears hot outfits, great personality when she’s on, but wow is she moody. I’ve seen her be the life of the party, and I’ve seen her be standoffish to everyone and bitchy. Usually works weekdays.
Jasmine: (N) there used to be a different Jasmine here, but this girl is new since the beginning of the year. She has an electric smile, pretty face, and good energy. Talked a bit, and did a VIP. She gives a decent dance, but has really strict limits.
Jewel: (D) cute, short Hispanic girl with a nice body, very friendly, and a big, beautiful smile. Looks different every time I’ve seen her
Julissa: (D) Asian, nice little body, raspy loud voice, but flaky, always friendly at the stage, then disappears. Drinks a lot, so catch her early
Kimmie: (D) blonde spinner, bubbly, posts to Instagram stories a lot if she’s going to be there
Kendall: (D) brunette, cute, posts to Instagram stories a lot if she’s going to be there
Lana (N): looks exactly like a taller, thinner Lotus. I looked at her for a long time before I realized it wasn’t Lotus. They both look like Aubrey Plaza, but both are much better looking
Lotus: (N) looks like a better looking Aubrey Plaza, hot body with tattoos, posts to Instagram stories a lot if she’s going to be there
Liza: (N) very hot looking, thin, toned brunette. Maybe top 3 in looks. Got some stage time with her, but she was focused on a big spender
McKenzie: (B) bad news. One of the eyelash girls, and a loudmouth. Blond, actually pretty decent looking. I took her for a VIP years ago, and it was terrible. She kept pushing for an upsell, and I didn’t want the upsell, and she got really angry. You can tell that her personality is a little bit off, but it got way off in the VIP.
Luisa: (N) fit, slim body, lively personality sometimes
NicoletteHerselfGo: (B) Just got FAT between Thanksgiving 2022 and now. Everyone has an opinion but almost everyone thinks she’s bitchy. Imagine if Paris Hilton had to work at Desire - this is what she’d act like. Used to have an athletic, firm body, and somehow stucks her ass and boobs out simultaneously. Thinks she owns you after you do a VIP with her, as if she’s married to a hundred guys in the club and gets to bitch at all of them if they don’t give her money. Now looks like she spent all her money at the buffet.
Piper: (N, Saturday day, seems to work a lot) good looking girl with lots of leg and back tattoos, but wears them well. Seems to sit with regulars a lot. Also on my list. Posts to Instagram stories a lot if she’s going to be there
Priya: (B) I think she’s one of the best looking girls there, and she’s cool to hang out with. Does a great, honest VIP, but is pricey. Recent rumor that she quit is wrong. She was gone for a while, and is back. Found a doppelganger for Priya named aledeandra on Instagram.
Saffire: (N Fri) Asian, very distinctive looking, once a short haired blonde, now has black hair, when I see her at the stage she tells me that she’s horny. I couldn’t stay, but that was interesting.
Sarah: (N) great looking, disappointing. Above average height, long straight dark hair, heavy eye makeup, light skinned Brazilian who doesn’t look Brazilian, but sounds like one. Great upper body in a tight white dress. In a rare move for me, I took her for a regular lap dance. Paid for the nude, and tipped her ahead of time. Stupid move. She’s friendly enough, but doesn’t take off her bottoms, even in the VIP, she said. Watch her on stage and spend your money elsewhere.
Stella: (D) She went from blonde to brunette and put on weight, and looks really different. I don’t like saying negative things about the girls, especially if it’s something they can’t fix. She was one of the hottest girls in the place, and it would be nice if she lost the weight, and she might regain my love.