Reviews

Arrived at 2:30 on a wednesday due to traffic from accident on 95. Noticed there were 2 to 1 dicks to chicks. Dancer said they were short on girls. Probably 10-12 on. Still plenty of…

Now that im back full time being a true piece of shit, coupled with the fact that my drive to my favorite club is now a fraction of what it used to be, Id say…

Providence, RI. Saturday night. Felt like hitting up Providence clubs. I'm too lazy to write reviews for the other spots but I hit Fantasies it was pretty dead for a Saturday night and it was…

I'm a longtime regular at Club Desire in Providence. I only visit on Friday and Saturday nights. This review covers my recent visits and private dance experience with one of the club's most popular dancers,…

First things first, this review is based on 3 different visits. One on a Friday evening, one on a weekday afternoon, and another on Saturday afternoon. It felt the same all 3 times, no real…

Made another trip to Desire on a Friday as I was in town for an event. Unfortunately I got stuck in awful traffic and didn’t arrive until about 4pm vs my usual 1pm arrival time.…

This visit was on a Tuesday afternoon a couple of days before New Year's, which granted isn't usually a typically busy day at most strip clubs. It was surprisingly crowded this time (maybe in…

Copying basics from a previous review: Move down to the dancer section with * for new stuff. I consider Desire my home club. I stop in when work brings me to the area. Per review guidelines,…

I went Friday around 4PM, got in with no cover charge. Got some $1 bills from the bar, grabbed a bottle of water for a few bucks, and watched some girls do stage sets. It was…

It has been a while since I posted the full version so I thought I’d set it up for any Newbies. If you don’t care about the Architecture, Layout or support staff…skip down to *THE GIRLS* *GETTING…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

The past few months I have adopted the same routine. First I head to Fantasies to see if there has been anyone interesting and new (there hasn’t) and then I’ll head to Desire. The only…

The past month I have visited Thursday-Sunday. Thursday and Friday afternoons continue to be the best shifts I frequent. Sundays have gotten a little better with shifts which is nice to see, I would say…

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down!…

THE BASICS Scroll down to THE VISIT if you know the club basics/pricing...no cover charge during the day. Buy a silver drink card for $20 and you get $25 on the card. Silver cards can be…

As many know, Desires is a relatively small club with two stages and two square bars. Bathrooms and VIPs are to the left of the door and the regular LD area is behind the second…

Went here on a Sunday. The parking lot had a decent amount of cars so I was excited to see what it was about. Entered through a metal detector and paid the $10 cover. Everything…

Let me start by saying this is the best club in New England and I can see why. Location: Industrial area and up the street from Wonderland. Decent size parking lot; not sure if valet…

Arrived early afternoon and there was ample parking. Parked in the lot and proceeded to walk in through a metal detector. Gentlemen greeted me but did not pat me down despite the buzzer sounding. Small…

This past month I have visited this fine establishment a handful of times mostly Thursday - Sunday. Ranking of the shifts I frequent based on quality of lineups 1) Thursday day 2) Friday day 3) Saturday day 4)…

Popped in on Friday. I was there from 12:30-2:30 or so and go be honest it was the slowest I’ve seen a Friday be in a long time. Even when I left at 2:30 there…

As we all know Desires has long been my favorite local club. As with other clubs, sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down. Lately it has been down, and a lot of dancers either never…

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression only go during the day, not sure…

THE BASICS Scroll down to THE VISIT if you know the club layout/pricing...no cover charge during the day. Buy a silver drink card for $20 and you get $25 on the card. Silver cards can be…

Stopped in on an October Saturday as I was passing through. Canned details here and specific update below: No surprise on drink prices, $6/beer, drinks depending on liquor type and single/double. I’ll say the bartenders…