Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

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review
14 years ago
This has got to be my...
This has got to be my favorite club in montreal. Nothing screams i'm home like those red lights as soon as you walk in. or maybe it's the dancers that have been there...
duff40
review
14 years ago
Actually, based on my experience at...
Actually, based on my experience at this club, I should say I found it much better than the other famous clubs in downtown, because 1) There are a lot of dancers with a price...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
I visited Cafe Cleopatra on a...
I visited Cafe Cleopatra on a Saturday evening in August. The club itself was nothing fancy, but not a dive, either. The dancers only danced for one song and most didn't strip...
seajay
review
14 years ago
Always a good time here on...
Always a good time here on weekdays while in town on business. Usually about 8-10 dancers, about 5-6 of which were 7+. The stage dances aren't much to watch in the dimly lit...
BaldElvis
review
14 years ago
For tourists, this place is one...
For tourists, this place is one of the better 'on island' clubs. You just have to get used to the fact that you may have to mine thru a lot of dirt to...
weaponx47
Ohio
review
14 years ago
Cafe Cleopatra is a nice place...
Cafe Cleopatra is a nice place to visit. Waitresses were very friendly, they don't bug you to buy drinks. The dancers were nice,I would rate the girls from 6-8 range. The night that I...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
14 years ago
Dances were cheap at only $10/each....
Dances were cheap at only $10/each. Drinks were reasonable too. Got an air dance from a decent looking Hungarian woman. Ditched after 1 song. Found a woman with amazingly soft...
traffic626
Florida
review
14 years ago
It is not as much of...
It is not as much of a run down dump as you might think when you first walk in. Sure the smell of stale beer and cigarettes old furniture and older dancers will give...
magnumpi
review
14 years ago
I have worked at Cleos and...
I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
I reviewed this place about a...
I reviewed this place about a month ago but am providing some further information on a recent visit in the daytime. Firstly, the stage is virtually empty with no regular dances. There...
johnnyx
England
review
15 years ago
Thought I'd try this place out,...
Thought I'd try this place out, as it was too cold to keep looking for anywhere else (although the invitation from a club down the road to "go in and warm my hands on...
johnnyx
England
review
15 years ago
stopped here first on this trip. again,...
stopped here first on this trip. again, cleos never fails to come up with some of the most unattractive dancers in any club. i can only assume that they give unbelievable dances but i did not...
fluffybunny
Florida
review
15 years ago
We hit Montreal for the weekend...
We hit Montreal for the weekend and this was the first club we visited right off the plane. I was not very impressed with the talent at first. I was very happy with my...
ezisit
Florida
review
15 years ago
Was back in Montreal and intentionally...
Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get in and...
texaholic
review
15 years ago
Small club in not so great...
Small club in not so great a section of town, but not unsafe. I walked there. Hookers were across the street. You do have to tip the doorman. $5 worked for me. A waitress...
fla_funmeister
Miami Florida
review
15 years ago
Cleopatra remains one of my favorite...
Cleopatra remains one of my favorite clubs in downtown Montreal. Dances are still $10 while many of the clubs in the area are now charging $15 or even $20. You do have to tip...
diviningrod
review
15 years ago
Went here on a Sunday evening...
Went here on a Sunday evening after a tradeshow. I had only been in Montreal once before but had never been to any of the clubs. I have been to many in...
mikey717
Arizona
review
15 years ago
Was up in Montreal and lucked...
Was up in Montreal and lucked out that my hotel was within walking distance of Cleopatra. You tip the doorman to get in - I was there early in the week (Mon &...
texaholic
review
15 years ago
A Thursday night visit to the...
A Thursday night visit to the Montreal Jazz Festival meant, of course, another visit to Cleopatra. Unlike my last trip the place was packed. Getting a table was a challenge, despite the...
toonz
review
16 years ago
Went here on a Sat and...
Went here on a Sat and Sun. Both nights were relatively full. Not a lot of tourists, mostly regulars. In fact on Sun night, after walking around the city checking out the other clubs,...
wombatcombat
review
16 years ago
One of the best club experiences...
One of the best club experiences i had. Excellent value for money compared to more luxurious clubs. It is true that the neighborood is not very cosy. Very proactive ladies lead you where you can't...
speedway75
review
16 years ago
I have been visiting the YUL...
I have been visiting the YUL SC scene since 1982 and up until 3 years ago never considered crossing the threshold of Cafe Cleopatra (CC) - it is that skanky in a bad neighborhood....
wysmiity
review
16 years ago
This is a medicore downtown Montreal...
This is a medicore downtown Montreal club near the corner of Ste. Catherine Street West & St-Laurent. The cover charge was $5, and the drinks started out at around the same price. ...
MisterGuy
Rhode Island
review
16 years ago
Had a weekend trip to Montreal....
Had a weekend trip to Montreal. I decided to go off the beaten path and try Cafe Cleo... Not a bad ride from the ste. Catherine St area. The club was a little dark....
ecroto
Massachusetts
review
16 years ago
I love this place. I know...
I love this place. I know it is damn seedy and smelly and smoky but u can't beat the 2 dollar cover and cheap drinks. The 10 bucks dances are great and I always...
robertpalli2