Reviews

Always a good time here on weekdays while in town on business. Usually about 8-10 dancers, about 5-6 of which were 7+. The stage dances aren't much to watch in the dimly lit place,…

For tourists, this place is one of the better 'on island' clubs. You just have to get used to the fact that you may have to mine thru a lot of dirt to find…

Cafe Cleopatra is a nice place to visit. Waitresses were very friendly, they don't bug you to buy drinks. The dancers were nice,I would rate the girls from 6-8 range. The night that I went…

Dances were cheap at only $10/each. Drinks were reasonable too. Got an air dance from a decent looking Hungarian woman. Ditched after 1 song. Found a woman with amazingly soft breasts.…

It is not as much of a run down dump as you might think when you first walk in. Sure the smell of stale beer and cigarettes old furniture and older dancers will give you…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that are really beautiful…

I reviewed this place about a month ago but am providing some further information on a recent visit in the daytime. Firstly, the stage is virtually empty with no regular dances. There was…

Thought I'd try this place out, as it was too cold to keep looking for anywhere else (although the invitation from a club down the road to "go in and warm my hands on some…

stopped here first on this trip.
again, cleos never fails to come up with some of the most unattractive dancers in any club.
i can only assume that they give unbelievable dances but i did not partake.
one…

We hit Montreal for the weekend and this was the first club we visited right off the plane. I was not very impressed with the talent at first. I was very happy with my waitress…

Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get in and started…

Small club in not so great a section of town, but not unsafe. I walked there. Hookers were across the street. You do have to tip the doorman. $5 worked for me.
A waitress will…