Rachel's Orlando Reviews

seriously, what the ffuck is up with orlando clubs?? nice atmosphere? check. hot chicks? check. decent liquor prices? hell no!! good two way contact lap dances? again, hell no!! good selection of eastern european and russian dancers? check. overpriced and overhyped. strike two for...

tired monday afternoon, for all in the club.

why opening?

4 dancers, go in turn to a grueling stretch of three songs,
show zero interest of the patrons.
the patrons, few yet outnumber the dancers three times pay no attention either.

5 dollars cover (4:30pm!) and 7 dollars a beet is a robery.
at least...

I was there on a weekday afternoon to meet a client. It was free admission so I could not complain.

Anyways, just a few girls in the whole place. Only two girls would dance at a time on stage to two songs. On the second song, the clothes came off.

These girls...

I was on my way to Orlando airport and had about 45 minutes to kill. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. There were maybe 6-8 patrons. I took a seat a couple of rows back from one end of the runway style stage. Stayed for about...

Restaurant on one part of the building, stages in another.

The stage area has one long stage surrounded by tables, flanked on one side by a long bar, and the other by more chairs in an elevated area and a smaller platform for dancers to complete their time on stage.

Drinks are...

Stopped in with a couple of friends on Wednesday night. The place was pretty crowded. Beautiful club. One of the two hosts brought us to a corner table by the stage. There were two girls dancing on stage at all times. Several circulating throughout the club....

Stopped by here last night and the place was packed to the gills.
Some kinda PR racing convention is going on this weekend.
The place is pretty much the same.
A few very hot girls and some of th eold favorites too busy to even say hello.
The bartender Melanie is a Linda Evangilista...

I would rank this club a one but it does have a few hotties. Have said, it is a very disappointing club. Yeah, law here is very strict, but the girls could flirt and try to have a conversation. For the price of the dance, admission price, cost of drinks,...

The girls here are by far the best looking in central Florida. Club is very well appointed, yet strict rules in Mickeyville allow for less fun than many Florida clubs. All in all, at least 20-25 dancers each night, with most being 8s-9s. The girls are friendly,...

I was on a biz trip to Orlando, FL. I heard this mickey mouse town is very strict and indeed it is. The girls are very good looking ones and you can get good air-dances for $10. If you want to just hang out and get drunk, it might be...

First, this is a very classy club with a lot of beautiful women. I had a great time on Sunday (4/1) and Thursday (4/5) with this Russian girl.

Yes, the pasties are required and the dances are all air, but considering that I was in Orlando for business and couldn't...

I stopped here on a Wednesday late afternoon a week ago. It has been a lot of years since I was in this club. The club still look basically the same as I remembered. I bellied up to the bar and ordered a beer. I was...

I have lived in Orlando for 8 years and gentlemen clubs in Orlando SUCK! They may have some pretty girls, but you will be lucky just to have them talk to you. City ordinance does not allow them to show their nipples, so they have to wear pasties....

Had to try this once since I was in the area near the airport with an hour or so to kill. Wow...this is a comedown from Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Mid afternoon and maybe 10 patrons and 15 girls. Most were good lookiing, but several should never even have...

Expensive, not that exciting due to rules, but convenient to airport and very good look women. Stopped to kill about 2 hours here instead of being way early for flight at airport. No cover (afternoon), but they hit you up pretty good w/ $7 beers and $6 for...

Stopped by on the way to the airport on a Thursday afternoon. The club was quiet, about 10 patrons. This is look only - air dances. Girl quality was pretty good. I tried the lunch buffet, which was around $12. It was OK - its...

This club is very elegant. The restaurant is 5 star and service is excellent. On the club side there is a stage with two spinning pools and one small stage in the VIP area with a pole. Girls here are mostly 9's & 10"s. They are very laid back and...

This club is near Orlando airport; I went on my way to catch a flight. It was mid-afternoon on a Friday. The club is cheesy -- e.g., Dom Perignon in Coke coolers with the name changed. The smell is a mix of disinfectant and old smoke. ...

This review is for Rachel's South Orlando. They're the most classy strip club in town and they try hard to keep it that way. As you enter there is always a nice/expensive car parked under the entry. They offer limo service and they claim to have great steaks (I didn't...

Nice looking girls, and very friendly as long as you're buying them expensive drinks. Dances are completely non-contact. Overall it wouldn't be that bad for a no-contact club, but the management completely went over the top.

We walked in, five of us, and were shown to a bench seat...

Close to the airport and visited while waiting on a flight. Very nice club. Well run. Girls are mostly hot. 7-9. Food was wonderful. Drinks overpriced. But who wants to go to a titty bar and just look. If you get off...

we went to this club with the intentions of getting some dances and having a good time.the club itself is very nice and they do seem to have some pretty girls, but they dont dance. in fact they barely move. i am not sure whether they discourage actual dancing at...

I danced over the weekend at this club and as always was treated super by management, dancers, and customers. It's true that the men do not get much physical contact here but I think I was still able to make a few guys a little happier than when they...

Went back to Rachels for another night of oogling the ladies. Because oogling is all you can do. O-town has a very strict "you touch, you go" type of policy in these places. If you want to look, sip a beer and imagine this is a nice...

I was directed to Rachels by a friend of a friend who knew I liked a good steak. You heard me right, this place has real good steaks...almost as good as Ruth's Chris or places like that. You can sit in the restaurant, not be hassled, and watch...