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Club Plush
5915 MD-214, Capitol Heights, MD 20743, USA

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11 yrs ago
I was here last night Friday,...
I was here last night Friday, December 27, 2013 around 11pm. The story goes: The Manager of this club is a very honorable guy. I felt an urge to check out a stripclub after work and I text him letting him know I’d come down. I arrived to the club around 11pm. As I am approaching the entrance I see yellow police tape in the parking lot and a chalk figure of a body on the concrete. I also noticed some broken glass and bullet shells on the ground as well. I saw this last time I was here a few months ago, so I am not certain if something new went down or if it was the same shit from last time. A shootout clearly took place in the parking lot here. No doubt about it. I’ll be honest with you; the club is in Capitol Heights, Maryland near the Addison Road Metro Station. The area is ROUGH. Do not go alone. Go there with a friend. So I enter the club and get patted down by the Harry Potter midget. He is an okay guy, but come on… --a midget as club security in an area that everyone knows is shit dangerous--, you will not be safe there. As for the dancers, the manager will tell you the star of this club is "Crystal Blue" or “Cola”. I give both of them only a 7 out of 10. So that goes to show you right there that the quality of dancers is pretty much dinosaur-like. There is a dancer there named “Cutie” who told me she had been working there a week. She is okay. I’d give her an 8 out of 10. She should be working at a B-Grade club like Ebony Inn. Not a C-Grade club like Club Plush. It was 12 midnight now and the Manager could tell I was disappointed out of my mind so I went over and spoke with him. He said some better looking dancers may come in around 2am. But I explained to him I was not staying that late. Business class people or working people never stay out past 12midnight or 1am on a Friday or Saturday night. I personally have to wake up the next morning by 10am in order to chaperon some kids to soccer practice Saturdays or head to church Sunday morning. If the club opens at 10pm and closes at 6am, dancers should be there by 10pm. I put in a full 8 hours of work every day 9-5pm Mondays through Fridays. If dancing is a strippers job, why not put in a full 8 hours as well like normal people do? Why not come in at 10pm and leave at 6am? Dancers who come in at 2am and leave at 6am are just lazy pieces of shit to me. They only cater to the drug dealers and wanna-be rappers who stay out all hours of the night and have no idea of what working a real 9-5 is. Strippers don’t seem to want to cater to the business class working people who have money too. Dumb strippers. Smh. All in all, that was my LAST time ever to step foot in Club Plush as it stands now. There is nothing there fellas. Trust me. Most of the girls are 6s and 7s (on a scale of 1-10) with the occasional 8 thrown in the mix. No stunners at all. Peace, people.
12 yrs ago
Man I fell through this spot...
Man I fell through this spot on a late Friday/Early Saturday Morning. First off this place was hard to find for me, even with my GPS. Its not in your normal industrial/business type area, this joint was in a neighborhood, like you turn the corner and bam there it is. I guess it would have been easier if I came from the main road, but the GPS had me going the back way. Any way, I pulled up in the small parking lot, and proceeded to the club. I immediately saw a chick on stage I wanted a dance from. She was shaking it on stage and was making each cheek jump, so I was all in. So I went up and asked her to see me when she got off stage. While I waited I noticed an area behind me that was sectioned off kind of like a VIP. I did not go to that part of the club, but there were a few cats up there getting dances. When shorty finally came to me, she was not very talkative, but damn her ass was sooooo soft, and phat!!!! Man I cant lie, I damn near lost it. I have had a whole lot of lap dances in my time, but this chick had to have one of the softest asses I have ever touched, and it was nice and plump. I can not remember her damn name for the life of me, but stay posted. I plan on going there next week and I will get her name. She is worth the price of admission. Other than that the overall quality of the girls was decent. I saw one other really thick redbone, but a few brothers kept her in the VIP, so I did not get a dance from her that night. Overall the club is well worth the visit.