Reviews

I'm exploring PG county stripclubs, as I rather enjoy lapdances sometimes :) In PG county, they are not too expensive, most of them are $10/dance. This club is remarkable in that they also have $5 dances in the non-VIP area; the dancers wear bikinis or their dance clothes which is fine by me, but since the club was fairly crowded (this was a Friday night), I couldn't really relax to enjoy the dances as there were other customers sitting right next to me. Eventually I ended up going to the VIP area, where it's $10/dance, it's very nice, comfortable couches, the dancer goes topless, you can touch with your hands which I enjoy a lot, and quite comparable to some of the other PG clubs I visited, except you pay an additional $20 to get yourself and one dancer into the VIP area. I think I will go to this club again mostly for the $5 dances, will try it on a weeknight, hopefully non-VIP area is not so crowded. BTW, there was a sign that the lapdances will go up to $10 in January 2013; if that's the case, it won't be worth it at all compared to some other PG county clubs. However my ratings were based on current prices. Other thing I disliked is the club doesn't open until 9pm.

I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint. This review is based on my most recent visit which was in early October. First, let me give all the rookies out there some basics on the club. Sinsaysionals is located at 9605 Lanham Severn Road, Lanham, Maryland. It WILL be difficult for first-timers to find the club. Sinsaysionals is located in the cut and you can easily pass it. Look very closely for neon lights near an auto garage once your GPS tells you, you are near 9605. The club opens at 9pm and the best nights are easily Fridays and Saturdays. Okay, now with my story of my latest visit in early October. Sinsaysionals has definitely classed up a bit with some new renovations. Most notably, the BATHROOM is actually good now. For all you fellas who frequent Sins… y’all KNOW what I’m talking about. Lol. For y’all who have no clue what I’m referring too, in the past Sinsaysionals’s bathroom was HORRIBLE. Most people would much rather piss in a corner outside than actually use the bathroom indoors. THAT’S how bad it was. And you had to piss in the dark at one point in the bathroom because management refused to get a damn $5 replacement light bulb! SMH. But they have renovated and it is all good now. Enough about the bathroom though. The VIP area is much improved now. They actually even cut it off from the rest of the club by adding a huge wall as a divider. Nice. There are some things I noticed though that may diminish the experience at Sins in the future. First off, Sinsaysionals Security has been hawking over the interactions between customers and dancers lately. For example, lap dances are monitored very closely now. Very closely. From what I hear, someone got caught doing something they weren’t supposed to be doing. Second, two off my personal favorite dancers told me they will be leaving soon. Most likely by next summer. This sucks because these two dancers are easily in the top five of all of PG County dancers. Easily. And they are definitely in high demand at Sinsaysionals. They said they are just moving on and the strip scene is starting to burn them out. I hear them loud and clearly on that. Finally, I want to warn people about this ultra thirsty dancer at Sins. I keep forgetting her name though. She is a short dark-skinned girl. She sort of looks like Pam from the Martin TV show but shorter. She is the ugliest face I have ever seen and one of the most manipulative dancers I have seen. She will juice you for your money if you are not careful. I only had one interaction with her. And she asked me to tip her just for talking to her. WTF?!? Lol. Nice try, Bitch… but I’m no rookie to the strip club scene. Trust me. Stay FAR away from her. And if you have a problem with her, just report her to security. I always forget her name though. For rookies, dances on the floor are $5… dances in VIP are $10 PLUS an additional $10 cover to the security for access on top of the $20 cover for club entrance. So straight up, if you are on the cheap side… STAY ON THE MAIN $5 FLOOR. But just remember, you will get what you pay for… fully clothed lap dances in FULL view of everyone with no privacy. If you are a little bit of a baller like me… find a dancer you like on the main floor and take her up to the VIP area. You’ll enjoy and you’ll get what you pay for… a memorable private topless two-way action lap dance that will almost make you “cream your drawers.” Peace, people.

This club has changed. The lighting is brighter and the quality of dancer is a little less now. I mean you can count the amount of dancers on your hand. Used to be a healthy mix with some hot girls, meh's and alright lookers. Now it's just 6 to 8 dancers and their ok. I like to sit away from the speakers because it's too loud but you have to wait on dancers as they come from the locker room. I got a dance from a young light skinned black dancer and I while she's working the bouncer comes by and inspects what she's doing. WTH is that? Then I notice he's doing that with every dancer. Not a fan of this and what's the point? It's to bright in there to begin with and now every dance needs a review by the security? This spot used to be my go to and now It's like is this even worth the time? I'll still go but my visits are going to be fewer and I'll try different clubs more often.

Aside from it looking like the set from the first Saw movie, Sinsaysionals is the Taco Bell of MD strip clubs: a whole lot for a little bit of change(and dignity). I mean, yeah, some of these girls aren't exactly "passable", (kinda like how the USDA says the beef "mixture" Taco Bell passes off as beef doesn't constitute as "beef" at all), but you really can't beat 5 dollar lap dances. You know Taco Bell has those "value boxes" where they basically just shovel all their puppy chow-looking beef products at you in some flimsy-ass box for only 5 dollars? That's kinda like Sinsaysionals: sure, it's not "good"(and a little soul crushing), but it's cheap! And Sinsaysionals is BYOB? Usually you have to get sloppy drunk prior to hitting up a questionable titty tavern, but with Sinsaysionals being BYOB you can get wasted to the point the indignation in you drinking a Colt 45 just stumbles out your consciousness - just like my dad drunkenly stumbled out of my life all those years ago.. So anyway, Sinsaysionals: you get what you pay for, and then some. Even if you didn't really ask for it. Like those nasty-ass basic tacos/burritos they give you at the end of every Taco Bell meal. Except in place of a barf inducing taco, you get some aight pink taco to gaze at in Sinsayionals.

Went their after a game and decided to see what this place was about. And as soon as I get in a get a bad feeling. Place is run down and really ugly. Chairs are gross, one main stage, only a few girls there, most on their cell phone texting away, but that was alright most weren't worth talking to. One girl looked decent for a dance, went to the vip section where you had to pay $20 to get back to, and then pay $20 per song. Can't really get many extras, the girls seemed afraid of the security team. Overall bad experience, won't go back, funny thing is they put a flyer on my car recently in DC, and their flyer shows some pretty attractive girls, those are stock photos and not the actual girls. I won't be going back anytime soon and i recommend to stay away.

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend. I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was in March 2012, and my last time was a few weeks ago with my home boy. I’m pretty much finished with the strip club scene in general, but I guess I can pass on my valuable insider information to those who still patronize strips. My perspective is that of a mid 20s, educated, Black male. Sinsaysionals is located at 9605 Lanham Severn Road, Lanham, Maryland. It WILL be difficult for first-timers to find the club. Sinsaysionals is located in the cut and you can easily pass it. Look very closely for neon lights near an auto garage once your GPS tells you, you are near 9605. I only went to Sinsaysionals on the busy nights. The busiest and best nights of the week are Friday and Saturdays. The club’s stars come out then. The club opens around 9pm and closes at 4am, but go there between 11pm and 3am. That is when the stars are out and the club is bouncing. After 3am people start stumbling out and the stars start packing up. Only the C-Grade dancers stay later. And don’t come out during the work week. Only C-Grade dancers work then... so don’t waste your time. The security is heavy at Sinsaysionals. So don’t be concerned about your safety. The cover is $20 up front, and then you enter after security pats you down. Once you enter the club, you will notice the place does not look all that great on the inside. Plus, the bathroom is HORRIBLE. I give this place a 7 out of 10 in physical appearance. But the dancers there are top of the line. Trust me. The club is heavily Black. There is maybe one Puerto Rican/Black hybrid dancer there. She sort of reminds me of the singer Mya. Other than her, this is a Black club. The stars of Sinsaysionals are Orgasm, Lovely, Treasure, and Phoenix. Orgasm is the best dancer I have seen… PERIOD. And I have been all over PG County and DC. Perfect 10 in the booty and tits… but her face is a 7. Still, she is my type of dancer hands down. She is all about getting her money too, so don’t try any games with her or your ass is toast. She is in high demand at Sinsaysionals and actually has the rare luxury of being able to pick and choose who she dances with. Lovely has the best breasts ever. Cute face too, but the tits are off the chain, real, and soooo soft. She has no booty though. Treasure is the type of girl you see in the mall and instantly want to get her number. Her booty is not Orgasm’s but it’s not Lovely’s either. Cutest face I’ve seen in a while, and her C-Cup breasts are soft and real. She is a dime piece. Phoenix is the entire package… but with an attitude. You need to find out what I mean in person with her. I’ve danced with all of them and Orgasm and Lovely are my favorites. Dances are $5 per song… on the main floor. In VIP, dances are $10 per song, and always topless. In order to get into VIP, you have to purchase a glowing wrist band. Those are $10. There are no extras at this club. It is a straight up legitimate business strip club. No extras whatsoever and security monitors everything. The music at Sinsaysionals is on point. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Trina, et cetera. The place is semi-friendly, and pretty much you will not get hassled there. There are some thirsty girls to watch out for there, but I forgot their names. The bar is pretty much vending machine type snacks like chips, skittles, and sodas that are overpriced. You can bring your own drink in the club though… but no outside food. So there you go. On a scale of 1-10, I’d give Sinsaysionals a 9, mostly, because of the high quality of the dancers there. For me this place rivals The Penthouse (The House) in Washington DC when it comes to HIGH dancer quality. The one pitfall of this club is the physical appearance. It looks as if they converted an abandoned auto garage into a makeshift strip club. And I can’t stress how pitiful the bathroom is. Makes you rather want to take a piss outside. But you will not be disappointed in the dancer quality here. So either come juiced or don’t come at all. Peace, people.

I arrived rather early 950pm and it was pretty light. The dancers there were the ones that weren't that interested in working. The one's that wanted to work did the walking around. You had a few nice ones. One of my favorites I think had an attitude with me because I didn't feel like going to the vip area(aka boom boom) I still had dances with her on the $5 level. Next time I go I will decide if should check out the vip room or not. There was another one that I generally got laps from, she wears glasses, beautiful smile and small n frame but an excellent dancer. I always will get a dance from her just for the dancing aspect. You get your money's worth. There were a few other dancers that were not there but I hope they are there next time.

Maybe it's because I know what to expect, but Sinsaysionals continues to deliver for me. $5 dances make this place and when I visited last Friday, it was definitely worth the money because if you find a good girl, then 4 or 5 dances only puts you out $25 at most, and if you get an air dance you can stop after on3 $5 dance. The $20 entry fee is still high and the bathroom is disgusting. You definitely have to be aggressive if you want a dance with the hotties because otherwise they will walk right by you and head up into VIP. There are a lot of fat girls, so if you're into that go ahead and if not, just tell them no. I did have one girl keep dancing on me after I told her no and then she asked me for a few dollars which was awkward, but most girls are very understanding. Finally, as many other reviewers have noted, it is very difficult to find Sinsaysionals if you don't know what you're looking for. So just look for the auto body garage and walk into the building to the right of it.

I got there around 11p on a wednesday nite, 20$ of course. about 8 girls working, with one coming in occasionally. There were only about 10 guys in the club, so sitting was cool. I sat in the back. The girls rating were from bout a 4 to a 8. A few nice chick in there. They're all cool from what I could tell, they work very hard for those 5 bucks a dance. You can beat it. Bazz needs to go back to 5 dollars a dance. Probably make more money than charging 8, which customer usually arent going for 4 and 5 dancing like at sinsaysions and puzzles. I got 4 or 5 dances from a cute sexy petite chick. I was in my thinnest sweat and going commando. I really enjoy that visit. I will be back.

Stopped by last Wednesday at around 11:30. 20 entrance fee and I stepped in. There were only 8 dancers there all night as some left while others arrived. There were less than 10 patrons in the club so I've got to assume it was just a bad night. So, instead of leaving I decided to try $5 laps from all the dancers. Not a good idea, 2 girls did not smell good and I kind of wanted them to get off of me. You've got to watch out as some of these girls are shady with their hustle. Dance for four songs and they will make up stuff like four extra songs which is sad but understandable. You can talk to the door man if they do but you have to understand where you are and some of these girls only care about money over service. Next time I come to Sinsaysionals I'll be a little more selective. I believe it will be a better experience.

This is the first time that I ever went to Sinsayionals and did not get a dance. I don't know if I arrived too early or did not stay long enough. I got in at around 920pm and left around 1030pm because the quality of dancers just was not there. I was hoping to see a sista by the name of desire there but I didn't see her so I split. I come to realize that the dancers at sinsayionals generally work the weeknight shifts but they also come later on in the night during the weekends. I will keep this in mind

I went to Sinsaysations Saturday morning about 12:30am.Its located in a strip mall and parking is still the same.The cover charge is a flat rate of $20 no matter the time you enter. When I used to go there a few years ago,it was a dollar before 9:30 with a flyer...times have certainly changed. The interior was completely different but still dilapidated as it was in the past...seems like they just rearrange the furniture,change the lighting and slap some paint on the walls. There were about 15 guys there and 9/10 girls on the floor.The girls were all nice,a few nice thin ones with phat little booties,a few thick ones pulling nice wagons with nice dd's tits and 2 BBW.Lap dances are $5 a pop and the four girls that sat on my lap did awesome jobs of earning their tips. The stripper that stood out in my mind was a nice petite lil freak.She is the type that will do whatever to keep the tips coming and i cant say i blame her,go hard or go home.I am definitely going back soon and hopefully she will be there and working. I am a strip club pro/veteran so I don't complain about atmosphere or talents. I have seen it all. I have had great experiences in all type of strip clubs across the country, well decorated or hole in a wall. For me it's all about finding the freakiest girl in the room and having a good time. This club is worth a visit gentlemen,just enjoy it for what it is...