Mona's Ranch

First visit ever to a brothel back in Nov 2024. I chose Mona’s due to the cost and reviews. I traveled here though and drove from SLC. I stayed at the Ramada which is a popular place since it’s walking distance to the red light district. Mona’s and Inez’s is owned by the same people. There are four brothels in total within a half mile of each other. When you arrive at Mona’s you’ll need to ring a doorbell and someone will let you in. Once in there is a bar and atm. There is also another room where girls can provide strip/lap dance shows. I had an appt and waited for the girl to show up. We then went into her room for negotiations. I chose to party for 2 hours. Since all girls are independent contractors the prices can vary. Monger rate was $600/hr but you need to be an active member of a forum(sex-in-nevada.net) and the girl has to approve of it plus arranging with the owner/manager. Rather than hassle with that it was $1500 for 2 hours for me. I’ve heard $8-900 for a single hr as well. Plus a $5 per $100 fee if using a credit card. This is pretty cheap compared to all other brothels besides Sues. Drinks were included. Mona’s has photos of all girls on their website usually but some may not be up to date. So you can get a feel for who you want or get a lineup. You should discuss what you want to do to make sure it’s on the table. For example I know one girl there doesn’t allow kissing. Elko also as a county I believe does not allow anal or outdates. Overall I had a good experience and the pricing was worth it in my opinion. It’s the cheapest you will get. The girls here were mostly in their 30’s. Not crème of the crop but solid 7’s. I’d visit here more if I was closer. They also have rewards if you get a card after so many visit you get half hour free or something like that.

This visit was a day or two after my last review of Mona's for this summer. I keep reminding readers that the Nevada brothels are not primarily bars or clubs, but places of legal prostitution. But I did hang out and have a cocktail and watched other men get line ups. Someone chose gorgeous Emily right away- Heavenly body, heavenly face, lots of fun as I reported on previously. Someone chose the blonde older MILF who likes half-hour "parties" for half what you would pay for an hour. I had trouble with [Blonde MILF's] attitude on a previous visit and didn't party with her this time either, but that sounds like a deal- get a nut for about $200 and be done. It wasn't that she had a bad attitude, it was just that I wanted to take my time and enjoy the experience, she just wasn't wanting any hour-long sessions. Looking back, I might have should have chose the short party for the short stack of money. I decided to party with Tiffany, a foxy young Cambodian. Turns out, I wasn't sorry for that. I negotiated an hour of fun for a price of $400. That seemed to be the low price at the place (or less for less time). Tiffany was a tiny spinner, but still had great curves. She was very energetic. It was great oral and multiple position sex. She massaged me with the time remaining after I said I could not go another round at the end, so she would have filled the whole hour with constant sex if I were a younger guy. Back to the bar, I was given a complimentary drink. I watched another line up and someone snatched gorgeous Emily up right away. I left for my hotel, a short walk away, happy to have come in.

So I was at Mona's in April and returned in July. I had enjoyed Sue's Fantasy Club the first night and came to Mona's during the next day. While it's not primarily a club to drink in, it is more relaxed than Sue's and you can hang out and have a cocktail. But to meet the ladies, you have to ask for a line up or know what lady to ask for. They don't just hang out with you. It's not a strip club where they try to get you spending money on them. It's a brothel where they try to get you to commit to having sex with them. My timing sucked as they all were up late the night before doing what prostitutes do until the wee hours. I stopped in after leaving Sue's so I knew who was available. I asked for the skinny Egyptian gal, she wasn't feeling well. Then I asked for the older blonde lady with the absolutely fantastic titties. She showed me where they offer stripper pole shows with grinding and can finish with happy endings and then we went to her room. I tried to negotiate an hour of fun for a price of $400 (knowing it's $300 next door at Sue's with a few Asian ladies). The lady said she likes shorter "parties" up to half an hour and would do it for $200. While that's fair and all, she totally killed the mood. It was all about how she is tired and doesn't want to go an hour. I thanked her and walked back out. While having a drink at the bar, she came back and said how great a time we could have at half of what I intended to spend and she promised I would be satisfied. If she had tried to be so positive like that to begin with, we would have had a deal, but I already walked and it didn't feel right, so I stayed at "No, thank you." The bartender asked what happened back there and I explained that she had such a buzzkill attitude the first time. She asked if I wanted to try anyone else and I said NO. But then the bartender had Emily come out. I partied with Emily in April. She is absolutely drop dead gorgeous and rocks some excellent D cups along with the right curves. I didn't ask for Emily because last time I became blind to all else when I saw her- yes, she is that good looking. I knew once I saw her again, I would have to "party" with her again. And I did, and it was fan-fucking-tastic. An hour at $400 was great. While we were naked between positions, I asked how often they do stripper pole dances instead of sex sessions. She said sometimes that was all they get because they are lower prices. She said she would show me her stripper skills, but it would be better because we were both naked. So she put on her music and grinded me. I am a lucky man to have experienced Emily (now twice in my life).

April 22, 2017 • I visited Mona's and its sister club Inez's in Elko, Nevada. As far as brothels go, they are worth the drive. Most of the women were pretty, some were stunning, and it seemed that all were spinners- petite ladies and not heavy. When you enter the bar they offer you a line up. They both have a webpage where I had already looked at pics and stats and reviews. At Inez's, they said two ladies were available, so I chose Lily. She was Chinese, spoke English with a very thick accent. Price for one hour was mid 3-digits. She gave a massage and that led to oral and straight sex. She was kind of silly, joking around. To be fair, I was silly and joking around, so she did it back. It was great. Across the street at Mona's, you can apparently get the lap dance, the pole dance, etc. for a price, but you mainly still would go for the sex. I went there from Lily tiring me out. I did get a line-up to determine who to reserve for later that evening. The ladies all walked out, but once I saw gorgeous Emily, I couldn't even notice the rest of them. She was Mexican and thin with excellent breasts. I could just worship her body for an hour and be happy. Anyway, we met later and had our hour, and it was more than me worshiping that hot body. Small town, they make you feel at home at the bar, great "party" for a decent price. I will return to meet and party with more ladies.

Mona's and its sister club Inez's have been making some great progress over the past few years in creating a welcoming and safe environment. The line up of women range from okay to stunning, but that's just my taste and I'm sure that my "okay" would be a "stunning" for someone else. When you enter the bar they offer you a line up (I chose Rosa) and you will then be given a list of what is offered. Prices vary on what you wish. The traditional lap dance of $50 is rather pricey for what you get, but the $500 price for the full plate is a steal when compared to other cities in Nevada. I learned this out the hard way, getting a lap dance first, then a full party. The party is certainly worth it! Rosa was a real pleasure. I cannot state how down to earth she is and how comfortable she made me.

Let's get something straight first thing. Mona's Ranch is a brothel not a strip club. I stopped there in the afternoon which is typically a slow time at any adult oriented business. There was only one lady working at that time but she was beautiful. Linda is a beautiful young Korean lady. I had a GREAT 1 hour party for a very reasonable price. If you've watched Cathouse on HBO and think that you know something about Nevada brothels you are completely wrong. You can have ten great parties in Elko for what one decent party would cost at Moonlight Bunny Ranch. But I have to warn you, after one nice Nevada brothel party, most strip club lap dances will seem lame. Get your butt to Elko Nevada, visit Mona's and tell them that I sent you. I once said that a certain strip club was the most fun that you'll ever have with your pants on. Well, at Mona's, you don't have to keep your pants on ! :)