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Spyce has the hottest girls in town. Second visit. The basics: Entry cost is $20. Read in another review to start texting the club for free entry, will try that next time. Drinks are like $9-14. Visited on a Sunday night perhaps around 11pm. A couple dancers, same archetype. White, lean, 5’4 to 5’7 and they all look a lot taller in heels. Some brown and black, also lean. Small perky breasts with proportional or fat asses. Some tattoo’d but not many. Classy veneer, my kind of place. The story: Had a missed connection on my first visit with a tall bubbly girl (white/5'7"/model-like) that encouraged me to play with her kitty during a dance, but I didn’t get her number or anything as I was trying to stick with just one other girl and not come across as a rizzler. A total fumble, since that other girl was the type that had low-key contempt for customers and I only found out later. Lesson learned, just be a player! I chatted with a petite spinner (white/5’4"/cute) for a little bit and shared some drinks, maybe had a dance. They separate prices by topless and nude, I did 3 songs with the dancer nude option which I thiiiink was $120? A little pricy for what it is, and you can pull fully clothed dancers out of a strip club if you’re reading the room right, and they’ll wind up nude. As luck would have it, the tall bubbly girl was there and remembered me, and I wasn’t going to fumble this time. I told the petite spinner I wanted to talk to someone else now and we were off to the races! I was curious about upstairs, yet again it was closed for general wandering, so I asked the tall bubbly girl for a tour which worked out. There are poker tables and more VIP booths. Very cool, definitely my kind of shit. I think once I get more plot armor here, I’ll be up there. Back downstairs, booked her for the fireplace room, I think it was $750 for an hour. She was pretty wild in there, great mileage. It’s kind of dumb fun because aside from getting aux and playing your own music, the layout of the room lets you get into fun positions. Something about the cameras came up and she gave a little TMI about what she’s been caught doing in there before, but thats a great segway into this: There are cameras in all the dance areas, including the fireplace rooms. But this seems to only be watched by the VIP attendant at a podium where you book the any service. This is unmanned most of the time, it’s disorganized as the VIP attendant is also the bartender, that night it was a girl. And generally seemed not to give a fuck. If anything it seems to be for resolving a sense of feeling scammed, or if a girl seemed distressed. tl;dr My impression is that it’s just theatre. If anything, bring it up when I run for office, the people need to know I’m that relatable. I didn’t do or pursue any extras here. Just some great free roaming and some exuberance. I don’t think it’s off the table though, and girls at other clubs have said Spyce is known for extras (which doesn’t really mean much. It’s more about what you guys say right!) Naturally with this vibe the conversation veered towards an after party at my lodging. It’s so cliche that I try not to even bring it up during a night shift. The girls are acting sexy but they’re tired. But we did the usual, she says “I really like you” we exchange numbers, and…. SHE ACTUAL PULLS UP. Absolute cinema! The OTC experience is another story. FS, party favors, sun rose from the east. Good time. So that missed connection is not a missed one anymore. I’m crushing it in Portland.

Whenever I’m downtown, a lot of times Spyce is usually on my list of clubs to go. I probably average a Spyce visit 1 to 2 times a month. This is downtown, so you’ll have to find street parking, plus Spyce is pretty close to the Burnside Bridge, so a lot of homeless people in that area, not the best area of town. Spyce is in the middle of Chinatown, lots of nightclubs/bars around Spyce. Spyce is open from 7pm to 2:30am Tuesday through Sunday and closed on Monday. Cover on weekdays anywhere from $5 to $10. On the weekends the cover is bumped up to $20. If you text the club that you’re coming, they’ll put you on the reservation list and the cover is free. I do that every single time to avoid paying the cover, I do put a few bucks in the tip jar. They give you a pat down and a ID check. Inside the club it’s kind of small. There is one stage across from you to the left when you walk in. There is a main stage in the middle of the club. There is another stage down by the lapdance area on the 1st level, then there is another stage upstairs. There are three bars, one bar on the main floor, the second bar is by the lapdance area, and the third bar is upstairs. Drink prices are usually for downtown, somewhere around $10 for a mixed drink. There is VERY limited seating. Maybe 6 or 7 couches on the main floor that can fit two people, a few more seats by the second bar, and then more seats upstairs. There is VIP seating, but you have to pay for those seats, I’m guessing at least $100. They haven’t opened upstairs in a very long time because it hasn’t been busy enough, but they said they will start to open upstairs on the weekends, they do have poker events upstairs occasionally. As far as the stages, there are generally 2 girls on each stage, 2 song sets, the girls have the option of going topless or nude on stage. Music is generally hip hop. Customer wise it’s generally on the younger side, people in their 20’s and 30’s. There are a few different lapdance options. There are different prices for topless and nude. I’ve never done the one song option, but I believe it’s somewhere around 40 to 50 bucks for a topless or nude option. 3 songs topless is $130 and 3 songs nude is $150. Half an hour option is somewhere a little bit above $300. The songs are done in tiny cramped booths with not a lot of privacy. You’re always bumping into someone because the booths are so small. The half hour and hour is done in the same cramped booths as the single songs and three songs. Terrible value, pretty much no chance for extras in this area, 2 way contact is allowed. They also have a Fireside Champagne room which are separate rooms at the back of the main bar. These rooms I believe around $350-$360 for 30 minutes topless, and $390-$400 for 30 minutes nude. I’m not sure what the hour prices for the Fireside rooms are, but they have all the prices listed when you go pay for the dances. The Fireside rooms would be where I would think extras could happen depending on the girl. I’ve only done the Fireside room twice. With the first girl, she gave a BBBJCIMWS. The second girl no extras. It’s been around 4 years since I last did a Fireside room, so I’m not sure if things are more strict or the same. Back in the day it was very private, no bouncers coming in and no cameras. As far as the girls, I believe Spyce has the hottest girls in town. 75% white girls, 15 to 20% black girls, 5 to 10% Latin girls. Spyce used to have a policy of not hiring any thick girls, but now they’ve allowed a few thick girls. It’s still mainly skinny girls. Girls are mainly in the 7 range with a couple of 8’s. Girls are generally in their early to late 20’s. I’ll highlight a few girls I’ve gotten dances with. Dancer C: Petite Asian girl in her early 20’s it looks like. I would say she’s a 8 to 8.5. Not usually my type, I prefer them thicker, but she is absolutely gorgeous. For her frame she has an absolutely nice body. Bubbly personality. Very good grinding during lapdance. Lapdance 7 out of 10. Dancer C2: Blonde thicker white girl, decent sized tits, I’d rate her a 7.5. Late 20’s. Lapdance very sensual with lots of eye contact, she made her tits were all over my face. Lapdance 7.5 out of 10. Dancer F: Thick short Asian girl, looks to be in her mid 20’s. Fake tits. I’d rate her a 7.75. Lapdance: she made sure her tits and hands got a grip of my meat over my pants. Very nice grinding. Lapdance 8 out of 10. Dancer M: Looks to be maybe Italian, maybe something else. Maybe late 20’s. Very toned legs, but rest of body a bit flabby, had some cellulite. She might have a kid. I would rate her a 6.5. Something about her exotic look made me try her out for a dance, and I’m glad I did. Kissing me all over my neck, cheek, ears. Lifted up my shirt and kissed me all over my chest including sucking on my nipples. Lapdance 9 out of 10. I get the feeling that she would turn up the temperature if we did the Fireside room (no pun intended). Dancer J: Mixed black with white. Thick as fuck. A little bit thicker than my preferred type. I’d rate her a 7. Dance wasn’t memorable. Lapdance 6 out of 10. Dancer G: Mixed black with white. Thick exactly how I like it. Goregous girl. I’d rate her a 9. Unfortunately her dance is average to below average. It’s 60% grinding and 40% air dance. I try a dance with her every now and then to see if she’s gotten better, but no it’s always the same. Lapdance 5 out of 10. I’ll be back.

Was visiting Portland and decided to checkout their strip club scene. Based on reviews I chose Spyce. Parking is difficult as it is most places in Portland. It’s located in a part of town that has other bars making it a good location to party for the night. Entered the club, they asked for I.D.. got a standard pat down for weapons and paid the $10 cover. At first glance the club seems small. However, it is really a labyrinth of many small rooms and privite dance areas. I also saw a staircase but I don’t know where it led to. I was immediately joined by a tall sexy Italian dancer. I found her very sexy but do to her being overly aggressive I did not spend any money on her. She offered to take me on a tour of the place since it was my first time there. First stop the private dance area where prices started at $40. This wasn’t a tour, it was a hard sell. I did not even have time to order a drink and she was asking me to purchase a private room. I told her I wanted to chill a bit and have a drink, I told her several times that I was not interested but she continued to try and persuade me to get a room. She told me I wouldn’t regret it. She kept asking me questions like… How much did you want to spend? Over and over again. I told again I was going to the bar to get drink and I just wanted to chill and maybe later. I go to the bar and who follows me, you guessed it, just like white on rice. She then asked if I would buy her a drink. I said no. I ordered myself a beer and a shot that was $16. She kept asking… Why I wasn’t interested? She asked if I was shy? Asked if I had ever been to a strip club before? Finally, I just flat out told her she was being too aggressive. Told her maybe later, and she rolled her eyes. Finally, thought I was free from her, grabbed my drinks and sat back down. Her she comes again and sits down beside me…AGAIN! Telling me how she is the best dancer at the club, telling me she makes more money than all the other girls. I was laughing and crying at this point. She actually referred to herself as a top seller. She finally got called to the stage, free at last, free at last, good God almighty free at last. Finished my drinks while I checked out the other dancers. Only a handfull, 1 AA, 1 Tall and sexy Asian who was easily the hottest babe in the club. 3 white dancers. Next to sit down was a girl next store spinner. Very nice, very sweet. Still not my type. She sat with me until it was her time to go on stage. As soon as she left, guess who came back? You guessed it. The agressive but sexy Italian dancer. She was a little softer this time. It was a slow night. I understand a girls got to make a buck. Told her flat out, she needed to go elsewhere to make some money. She then asked why I was playing hard to get? She stayed until it was her turn to dance again. She started growing on me a bit, just a bit. The spinner came by to talk again. The Italian finished her dance and sat with someone else because I was still with the spinner. I decided this would be a good time to make a getaway and I left. Before I did, I said goodbye to the Italian dancer. She grabbed my phone called herself so I would have her number. She then texted me later that evening. So guess this is not over yet…LOL Overall I think this club has potential. As with every club each visit is different. Sometimes you just meet the right girl and magic happens, sometimes the visit falls flat. This was an off night. To have a good time at this club you would need a minimum of at least $500. I am more of a dive bar guy. The seedier the better. Plan to looks for a seedier bar in Portland.

Continuing my PDX tour. I was looking for a strip club that was classy, elaborate night club style, with hot people. I had made a note of Spyce, and it definitely delivered! The layout: two distinct main areas. One with a stage in the middle, one with a small stage. Upstairs was closed. With these separate layouts, seating could be tricky, standing around could be awkward, but these aren't drawbacks, I was a kid in a candy store! There were lots of beautiful and tall women, 8's, 9's, maybe some 10s. And they were all perched taking up many of the couches, while others were very active around the bar, on stage. There were a decent amount of patrons at this hour, but way more women. Although the upstairs was closed (when is it ever open??) I did a couple of types of rooms across two or three women. Girl A, after some chatting I got the booth. These were dances by the song in booths that had sheer translucent curtains with a stained glass ceiling, love the concept. The girl was fun. Decent amount of free roaming with my hands. I mean nothing stood out as being restrictive and there was no conversation necessary in advance about it. Nude within the first song, loved that, especially following the drinks. Decent grinding. There is a camera right above each booth looking straight down. But from my experience later I don’t think it matters, and even when I imagine the angle straight down on us, I don’t think it could possibly be policing anything erotic, only disagreements. I mostly wanted to experience the club and she had given me a tour, I stuck with her to further experience the longer VIP in the other kind of room. Onto the Fireplace room. I loved that! Basically it’s a room with a fake fireplace and a connect for your iPhone to play music. The sound system in that room is GREAT! I was very skeptical because the DJ’s music in the main club was very loud, but once my phone connected to my own music, it drowned it out completely. 10/10 I’m with the same girl and getting sauced, with her grinding on me to my own music, that was hot! I’ll go back for that experience alone. She wasn’t familiar with the genre but she found a rhythm. I’m purposefully ignoring the complements she gave about it, because, strippers. Girl B was A’s dance partner in one routine on stage. If Girl A was lukewarm into me, Girl B was even more exuberant when I picked her. She was second because I liked A’s body more, but I should have picked Girl B first because she was much more about it. Because I was low key waiting for Girl A to bounce with me based on her unprompted promises (a classic rookie mistake), I only got more booth dances with Girl B instead of anything longer. Girl B was limber, sensual and was down for all kinds of interaction with me. To the point where I was then sure the cameras were just theatre. For a visual aside from grinding, she’s smiling, laughing, stretched across my lap like a cat with my hands rubbing down her back, butt and pussy lips and her nibbling on my ear, and some further encouragement to continue whatever interaction we’re doing. OKAY PORTLAND, so here I am trying not to be player messing with Girl A’s friend too much, when I definitely should have been because Girl A flaked! Haha, okay. No loss, I only pull during dayshift anyway, I had a great time. If I’m back in town I’ll visit here again.

Let’s start with set up. Bottom floor and top floor. Top floor was closed. The club has 3 stages one really small one in the corner and another small one across from the main stage which is also compact but slightly larger. The seats were comfortable and maybe made with high quality quilt. You can reserve tables and I think the club offers alcoholic drinks. There’s also a decent menu for food for you to enjoy like Japanese and American food ; shrimp tampura fries etc etc Everyone treats you with respect here. From the bouncer and door man to the gorgeous bartenders and the dancers. I forgot my wallet but the dude saw my ID on my iPhone and let me in. Bring cash cover was $20. Otherwise you can’t get in. And cuz I forgot my wallet and had only $30 cash now. I grabbed $10 ones and used em on main stage for the pretty redhead Ginger. The dancers take turns on stage frequently and you can see people from the house throwing ones to keep the atmosphere fun. I met Ginger and told her how I like redheads a lot. Then asked her if I can use Apple Pay for the private. She is overall a tall natural ginger and has sexy glamorous looks with pretty eyes, and her skills in VIP are incredible. She has many moves and smells really good. She knows how to treat a man and the only rule was not touching coochie and not putting mouth on her skin. She gave me a really good time and my downtown was wet in the second song as she pushed her WAP on my eggplant as we were moaning and had been in really intimate position such that I could inhale what she exhale. (I had three). But she kept me engaged and interested in her the entire time. She scoots and leans in ways that will make you go crazy for her. And whispers in your ear (which tickled me so I giggled every time). She made me laugh frequently and enjoy every moment with her. Honestly was the best experience in private for me. The lady manager (forgot her name) is a charming person and pretty. She cares for everyone to feel good and happy. The girls were many types and have really good dancing skills at the stage. It’s a small stage but the vibes were immaculate especially because the audience included many young pretty females like college girl age or mid 20s to 30s.

We went here on a Friday night after midnight, around 1:45 AM. After a quick greeting with the bouncer we went inside and the club was quite full, the majority of tables were occupied, but there were some empty seats near the stage. The lights were quite bright and the music was a bit loud, mostly playing hip hop. We noticed other visitors were mostly black, too (nothing against that, just an observation), but everyone was chill and enjoying the show. The space wasn’t big, we saw that there was a second floor, but it was closed at that time. The dancers were a mixed bag, some skinnier, some thicker, those that the saw on stage were quite good and people were tipping them well. Cover charge was 10 dollars, also got a cocktail for like 13 dollars. After the club officially closed at 2:30 AM, the girls started coming to us, offering private dances. I started off with one song for 50 dollars just to see what it’s like and it was a clothed dance with no touching. After that, I started talking with another girl that seemed a lot nicer than the previous one and I agreed to get a 3 song dance. This was in a room that had dividers and a curtain, so more private, fully nude and touching was allowed. This girl was great, we had a nice conversation, she was enthusiastic, everything was going really well. Paid like 120-150 dollars for this. After the dance ended, I decided to spend some more time with her, so took a 30 minutes session for around 420 dollars. This was in a more private area and the girl was choosing her own music. As before, the dance was amazing and I had a great time enjoying the show, I left really happy. I would come back to the club just for that girl, but I saw some other good ones, though unfortunately didn’t have enough time for that. The only bigger minus of the club is that it’s in a shady area of Portland, so walking back by yourself didn’t seem to be very safe

The club had a little more of an urban vibe, both in terms of the crowd and the music, than when I was here before Covid. The main room is a big square, with a square stage and pole in the middle. Booths line the wall surrounding it. Not my favorite layout. If seats are full there’s not really a place to stand that isn’t awkward. You could post up on the back wall, but you’d be blocking the bar, so you’ll be shuffling Around a lot to get out of the way. There’s an adjoining side room with a small second stage, a small second bar, and a staircase leading to the second floor. There’s another stage up there and VIP booths. There were probably about 15 girls I saw this visits. Mix of ethnicities and body types, they were all young, and had average builds for young girls. I liked this place before because it used to be full of tight bodied spinners. There’s kinda of a party atmosphere, so there’s often like 5 girls getting a little silly together on the main stage. Kind of annoying since they’re occupied for that duration instead of being available for dances. I grabbed a vodka mixed drink ($10 with tip) and scouted for someone to take me for dances. A thin dark haired girl with the “Portland look” walked by and went into a dressing room. I had noticed her in the way in because she had nice angular facial features. Asked for dances as soon as she came back out. My memory is a little fuzzy, but I recall it being about $115 or $120 for 15 min. Those lap dances happen on big cushioned booths with sheer curtains that line a long hallway behind the little side stage. The girl was pleasant to talk to and allowed hand roaming pretty much wherever I wanted. Decided to take her to the second floor for a more private vip. Used my credit card to preserve my cash, so I can confirm the charge for the room was $468, which included a tip for the security guy. Again, my memory is fuzzy but based. The price, I must’ve opted for the hour. Upstairs the girl gave more pleasant conversation and dances, including a few gymnastics style moves that gave a close up view of parts of her I would loved to get more acquainted with. Cameras in the room, but OTC was offered. She started at $900 but I sensed it was negotiable. All said, the place has gone downhill in terms of talent, but if you find a cutie, and have some cash to drop, you can have some R rated or NC17 fun. Beyond that, you’ll need to arrange takeout.

Stopped in after a few hours at Club Rouge, paid a cover and went up to a weird bar area to get a beer. The setup was super odd. Bar had two stalls open to stand and order a drink, then there was a small stage in one room with benches around the edge. It was a Tuesday but was hoping for a bit more. Talent was not getting me excited or even hopeful. Asian women danced for a while with no one around. I sat to wait for a bit and see if the reviews I read would play out…. They didn’t. Skinny AA spinner sat down but she was like a 4. I couldn’t get out of there quick enough. Was too late to go back to rouge which was light years ahead on talent. Skip this stop on weeknights.

I used to come here pre-Covid frequently. I used to love this place. There were some amazing unbelievable dancers. Not sure if it was Covid or OnlyFans but things seem different. Or it could just be a temporary thing. The dancers didn’t seem as amazing as I remember. It was a $15 cover. Got a Corona for $7. It was very busy when I walked in around 12:30am. There were about 20 dancers, they were mostly Vegas style dancers, a lot of them seemed to be enhanced. There is an upstairs but it was closed, didn’t seem to be enough people there for a second stage. They were all very nice. Dancers were not pushy at all, a few I talked with were open and nice but didn’t keep pushing dances. I ended up getting a dance - 3 dances for $120, topless. Can’t recall her name - she was a medium height brunette. Very attractive, thin. Dances were pretty nice. Overall this place isn’t as nice as I remember. I might try it again in a few months.

Simple Id check and pat down. Walk in side the stage is in the center. Seats and tables kind of scattered around. Booth with dividers all against the walls. It was pretty busy for a weekday. Mixed crowd decent amount of tipping going on. Girls: 5-8 (White, Latina, Black) I will mention that no one was getting approached. Most girls with regulars or just not interested at all. Sat around and waited for a while, ordered a Red Bull and she never came back. after like 30 minutes sexy black girl sits down with me. We chatted for a bit and got dances. Didn’t even realize there’s another stage and a whole different section on the other side. Saw another 4 or 5 girls sitting on their phones. If I’m not mistakes I did 3 songs for 120. Great contact touching everywhere except kitty. After that I left, otherwise you would be waiting for nothing.

I have been going to Spyce on a semi-regular basis for the past couple of years. It always had the hottest girls in town, high energy, and overall just good times. My how things have changed! The last 4 or 5 times I’ve been to Spyce have been complete busts. Things that have changed for the worse 1. The girls: Spyce has been known for having the hottest girls in town, and lots of girls working on a weekend shift ~40 girls. Over the last few months, there have only been on average like 15-20 girls working on a Friday or Saturday night, and the girls do not look as good as they used to. Now it is mainly 6’s with a few 7’s. It used to be mainly 7’s with a few 8’s. I’ve heard a lot of the girls have moved on to different clubs. 2. How busy the club is: To be fair the club has been on a slow decline with the busyness of the club over the past few years, but on a Friday or Saturday night it was always busy with high energy. When I go in on a Friday or Saturday now, it’s low energy. Not a lot of customers in the place. The dancers are just hanging out together looking at their phones. On the weekends they usually open up the upstairs (another stage and bar up there), but it’s been many months since they’ve opened upstairs. 3. The environment: This correlates with the decline of the girls and the club getting slower. Spyce used to be high energy, but it just feels boring now. I can have 45 minute conversations with the waitresses because nothing is going on in the club. Key points about Spyce 1. It’s in downtown Portland, you will need to find street parking. If you can’t find street parking, you will have to be in a paid parking lot. On the weekdays it’s also easy to find street parking. On the weekends it’s harder. Also, the area around Spyce is not great (homeless people around) so watch where you park. 2. It’s a $20 cover on the weekends, $10 on the weekdays. I think if you call the club before 11pm they put you on the no cover list, and you’re able to get in with no cover, just put a few bucks in the tip jar. 3. There are topless and nude options for lapdances. They do have single song dance options, but those are no-touching. If you want to get dances, it’s probably best to start with the 3 song options. Topless: 3 songs for $100, Nude: 3 songs for $130. Mileage depends on the girl, but the bouncers don’t check in on the dances. They have 30 minute and hour VIPS, and also champagne rooms. The champagne room would be where you could get extra action depending on the girl (no cameras I believe). The 30 minute champagne room topless starts at $330 and so on. 4. With the decline of the girls, they still do have some of the hottest girls in town. Not number one anymore, but I don’t think I can find 3 other clubs in town with hotter girls than Spyce. Overall, Spyce is not terrible, but there are better clubs in town, including the one across the street (Detour), review to come.

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Club Rouge a few blocks away. In normal cities I would just park the car somewhere and walk but I did not want to leave my car anywhere too long in any fucked up progressive libtopia, it's just a good habit. I parked in a lot your supposed to pay for around the corner. Walk over and in. Somoan guy in the lobby, $20 and a pat down. Walk in. Club is real tight. You got one stage real low here and then the bar, it's all very tight, another stage, in room to the right but there is no room in here. Clientele: Ghetto hip hop fuckhead crew. Music: Loud as fuck. A drunk dude was dancing to myself and bumping into me, that sums up the room you have and the experience here. Dancers, hey there is some talent. White, latina, black it looked like. 6-9 range. I saw cute latina walking, she was pretty nice I could took her for dances. No fat girls. Some silicone. Dancers looked mostly 20's. One chick I saw, I forgot her name but he she was probably the hottest chick I saw in all of Oregan. Olive skin white girl, tattoos. Taller side for a girl. Brunette. Gorgeous. I was like DONE. I don't care how much the dances, we are doing them. Anyway we go to the desk and she's going over prices and I ask if I can touch, $40 a song and no touching. And you know what she was just talking to me I'm like some fucking asshole, alarm bells are going off. No bitch. I just walked away. I refuse to pay cunts. Walked out, fuck that place let somebody else pay for the 40 dollar no touching dances. I was off to Mary's.