Squire Lounge Reviews

I am the everyman middle aged white guy that sits around and could be literally anywhere. Why am I even here?

So I come sometimes when I get stuck in traffic on the way home from work. Instead of sitting in traffic for X hours or going to one...

I decided to pop in to the Squire for my first ever visit. Late Saturday night is probably not the best time as cover charge was insane $20, and the club was packed, but I expected the latter.

This place is weird as it tries to balance being some high end...

I'm currently on vacation in Salem, Massachusetts. My boyfriend had the hankering to go to a strip club on a Sunday night so I indulged him. Children deserve occasional spoiling.
As soon as you walk in there's a metal detector and a bouncer checked my bag. I paid a $10/head...

Soon as I get in, I sit down and grab a drink. Good atmosphere, dark inside but light enough to scope out who's working. Not too busy (7pm), plenty of places to sit. One girl on the stage.

I sit in the main area for a few minutes. A decent looking...

Been here before, and its hit or miss. Go on the earlier pre 9pm side of the night and its kind of a ghost town - like slowly back away from an awkward moment u walked into. But have a drink, standard sc prices - liquor upcharge is less than...

So normally I think complaining about drink prices at a strip club is silly. It's par for the course.
But after paying for a couple of beers here I really feel as though the club is squeezing me!

I don't expect a bargain when I go to a strip club. But on...

Stopped by about 9 on a Friday to relax a little after work. Area is commercial and a little run down but well traveled and well lit. $10 cover at the door, metal detector before entering. Space is pretty big inside but a little run down. Big stage but the...

Enter the Chaindog. I have not hung out in this club as a regular in twenty years, not since There were Horsemen. Once apon a time it had the best looking dancers. I came in Saturday night with a friend that I used to partner with, he took rank ...

I used to frequent this bar a lot, but had moved away and not been there in years. It used to be a neighborhood strip joint. I was amazed at the transformation. A lot of money has been spent to give it the physical ambiance of an...

While a lot of people prefer The Squire because it outclasses some of the smaller, seedier clubs on Massachusetts' North Shore, that really isn't saying much. It is at least safe and clean, which makes it a bit easier to use than some of the other stripclubs on Route 1,...

There were only 4 dancers on a Tuesday night. There were two sisters working who were really hot, though. Drinks were overpriced ($8.75 for a bud light). Half hour in the VIP room is $300 or $500 for a full hour. Dances are 2 for $50. I didn't partake in...

I came here with 2 friends after a night drinking - of course it seemed like a great idea at the time. I had to pay 10 dollar cover and put my things through a metal detector. It's important to note that on this night they made me...

I've been to this club a few times as I live near this place. That said I've only been to one other club one time about 10 years ago and that was Centerfolds in Boston, so I don't have a ton of experience to compare this place with.

I've had...

Visited around 12:30am on a week night (club was open until 2). $10 cover. I had to walk through a metal detector, but this place sure wasn't Disneyworld. There were quite a few patrons, but not enough dancers to go around. I sat down to start the...

I walked in around 6 PM on Tuesday. I paid $10 for the cover. The club has a good layout, with a long stage in the middle with chairs on both sides. I like bright lights in clubs and it was the case here. There were 4-5 customers when I...

I danced here for one summer. The club is rather small but cozy. They have one stage with a spinning pole. The day shift was very slow but night usually picked up. The best shifts are nights Thursday through Saturday. The club layout is nice for the small space.

The...

Based on previous reviews I was not expecting much. I had about an hour to kill so this seemed like a good option. I watched about three dancers on stage. Suddenly an attractive, cute, perky young lady was standing next to me. April and I spoke...

I was in Boston for a business trip and decided to check out the place on Wednesday night. Firstly, the location of the club is not that great, it's in a seedy part of the town. Not a deal breaker, I went in through the metal detector and the paid...

I had lived a couple towns over from the Squire but hadn't gone for a while due to negative reviews. After a few drinks one night, however, I took the plunge and was pleasantly surprised. Most Boston residents would probably agree that strip clubs near us such compared to other...

I've been here a few times already but the best night was a Saturday night. The space and layout is not so big but it seems roomy. Once you walk in there is a metal detector (i think its for show plus they don't pat you down sometimes) and a...

Visited early in the year, on a Saturday around 10:00 PM. I guess it was too early because they were hardly any customers. Went with a friend and exchanged a 20 in 1's for the stage. The waitress was very nice, the girls were pretty. The stage contact was fun,...

I come here often, as its my local club, and the girls and staff tend to be friendly.

When you walk in, there is a metal detector, which I gather is mostly used on the high volume nights and when they have events. The Bar is on the right hand side,...

I'm going to try and be nice with this review. First impression on the exterior and location. This actually could be the worst location for a strip club that I have encountered and it didn't really dawn on me until this visit. Went during a Saturday afternoon. Don't think I...

Ugh. Why do I even bother?
Well, I had some free time on Monday night so I rolled up to the Squire.
Interestingly there was a recent model Ferrari in the lot? But no one inside to match it with.
To be fair, it was a Monday night. There were some ... larger...

This club is not great, but it's a lot better than the ones in downtown Boston. I visited tonight (Thursday) and also recently on a Saturday.

It doesn't seem to get too crowded, although it felt like there was a shortage of girls this time. Depending on the time of day,...