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review
10 years ago
Went here for the Saturday "...
Went here for the Saturday " Crazy Russian Goodby Party ". After 12 years the owner has decided to call it quits. The Club is a small building with pool tables and a stage...
busta_nut
Florida
review
12 years ago
This is a pasties club. I...
This is a pasties club. I went there after over 2 years. It's changed. First, it looks bit more run down. It was almost empty for a Saturday evening (very unexpected). I remember seeing...
unlisted
Virginia
review
13 years ago
It's a pastries club. Girls dance...
It's a pastries club. Girls dance on floor in doubles and collect dollars after one song. Prices for drinks aren't cheap. Beer goes for 5-6, and if you buy drink for a lady it...
Ozlo
review
14 years ago
This is like an old burlesque...
This is like an old burlesque bar. Dancers actually strp. Unfortunately, it's to pasties and panties, with one or 2 girls to g-string. 6girls working the night I was there. 4 Russians...
joshc
Virginia
review
14 years ago
Very weird experience. Unlike any...
Very weird experience. Unlike any other strip club I've visited. Like a trip back in time. The boss Lady keeps a sharp eye out for customer's roaming hands. If you're...
Mr. Orioles
Florida
review
14 years ago
Very different type of club. Not...
Very different type of club. Not impressive from the outside and in a kinda run down industrial zone. Walked in and it didn't look like much. 7pm on a Saturday and almost no one...
ray789
review
14 years ago
Okay, so a complete gamble tonight...i...
Okay, so a complete gamble tonight...i went to the Crazy Russian. Doesnt look like much from the outside, but its a true neighborhood-bar feel on the inside. The beer was inexpensive and...
mrbilldog
Florida
review
14 years ago
This is a fun place to...
This is a fun place to hang out. It's more like a neighborhood bar with some stage entertainment than a typical strip club. They go all out with costumes and themes,...
zero100
Maryland
review
14 years ago
This place has a good atmosphere,...
This place has a good atmosphere, but is different than a typical strip club. For example, no one gets fully nude and no one hassles you to buy a lap dance. It...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
This is not your average strip...
This is not your average strip club. Don't visit with nude women in mind. It's a pasties club. This place is an experience. Gorgeous women. Don't know if they are really sexy or it...
unlisted
Virginia
review
15 years ago
I think a lot of the...
I think a lot of the negative reviews on here stem from people thinking this is supposed to be a club like Ritz or Hustler. You can't compare it to those places, and give...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
The deal with the Crazy Russian...
The deal with the Crazy Russian is that is run by a theatrical Russian woman with a big heart and a flair for drama. The girls are generally not enhanced by plastic surgery and...
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tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
This place was not very good....
This place was not very good. The dancers are ok looking but don't take any cloths off. When they are don't there dance they come around to every person to get money and can...
railroader214
review
16 years ago
I agree, this is a strange...
I agree, this is a strange place, brings you back to another age, or perhaps another world. I stopped here after midnight during the week, I think it was a tuesday. About...
moose123
California
review
16 years ago
This is a very strange club....
This is a very strange club. it is in a red building on rt 40. cover charge is none, which is nice. The decor in the place is what makes it...
Lance108
New Jersey here
review
16 years ago
The best thing about the Crazy...
The best thing about the Crazy Russian is there is no cover. Nothing to write home about and sort of empty for a Saturday night. Each dancer had their own theme, mnoreso than your...
Phelps
review
16 years ago
No cover, no touch topless cabaret....
No cover, no touch topless cabaret. A pool table in the near right corner. Very interesting, vintage looking wall decorations. Lots of photographs but unclear if they are of anyone affiliated...
wallanon
review
17 years ago
I stopped in on a Wednesday...
I stopped in on a Wednesday night to judge for myself: were the first two reviewers of this club accurate with their low ratings, or were the subsequent reviewers with their 6+ ratings more...
Fonzy
review
17 years ago
Housed in a red building by...
Housed in a red building by the side of Pulaski Highway, the Crazy Russian has a ramshackle, pseudo-artsy/bohemian type interior. It's actually quite small - there is a stage behind the bar (a runway-type...
pomegranatesix
review
18 years ago
I think, by and large, this...
I think, by and large, this is one of those clubs that you have to be in a mood for. Admittedly, one of my friends loves this club, mostly because of one specific dancer, and...
feino
review
18 years ago
I had a great time here....
I had a great time here. All dancers I saw while I was there were in th 7-9 range. Good dancing on stage. Beer was cheap. I don't think they...
ficdon
review
18 years ago
I recently droped into the Crazy...
I recently droped into the Crazy Russian on a whim, WOW was I suprised! I found a nice neat clean club, with reasonable drink prices, and some of the BEST looking super HOTTIES this side...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
18 years ago
Nothing but ugly East European chicks....
Nothing but ugly East European chicks. They are very pushy and do not smell that good. Only the nice bartender saved me from giving a 1. Avoid at all costs....
burtburt
review
18 years ago
I went in around 3:00 on...
I went in around 3:00 on Friday and the place was pretty dead. The few girls I saw there were just sort of lounging around. It appeared to be a "pastie" club,...
facehoser
Florida
review
20 years ago
This is a pasty and thong...
This is a pasty and thong club located on pulaski highway. This club features stage dancing only, no lap dances. Usually there is 4-6 dancers working, who dance two song sets then walk around...
lee333