I am about to give a...
I am about to give a little bit of strip club "GAME" to some of you lames and new strip club hobbyists...
The basic "5 Step Blueprint" to high mileage at a Gentlemen's Club.
Lesson 1: All strip clubs that offer VIP champagne rooms and/or private booth lapdances, offer high mileage...
(Note: When searching for a high mileage strip club... Unless, you have the time, the gentlemens club expertise and a lot extra $'s to toss around, buyer beware of strip clubs without VIP rooms and/or private booth lappers. And, enter those establishments at your own risks... As always, YMMV).
Lesson 2: Never pay for a HJ... (because, "extras" are customary).
(Note: Extras = HJ's, kissing, fondling, etc. All of which, are a start and enhancement to your high mileage lapdances. Thus, an "extra" given at the dancers' discretion... NO tipping required...
Mileage = DATY, all inclusive GFE lapdances, nude lapdances with "extra" attention, etc.; all of which, warrant a reasonable 40% - 50% gratuity).
Lesson 3: Never tip upfront...
(Note: This is the oldest dancer trick, lapdance chicanery and scheme in the history of the gentlemens club... Tipping upfront is a bad practice. And, it immediately communicates to the stripper that you are a SUCKER... an easy victim for all lapdance con- artists.
By the way, if a stripper states, "I haven't made any money, tonight..." Avoid this entertainer, altogether; because, there is a reason for her "no dollar" dancing demise. And, it always proves to be at an undesired result, via the strip club hobbyists expense... Don't even bother trying to figure it out... just avoid this dancer, immediately... Remember, "If a stripper offers high mileage, her night is always lucrative..." Use your common sense)
Lesson 4: Well- groomed. Always dress clean, casual and comfortable... (Commando- style, can be a plus).
(Note: Two splashes of a Gucci cologne or any expensive spray/fragrance, for that matter, will definitely increase your chances at high mileage lappers... Most dancers enjoy the expensive smell of a well- groomed man, while they're entertaining within their dirty dancing deeds... Although, this is definitely NOT the dealmaker, it shall surely increase your chances at high mileage. And, sometimes add fuel for interesting dancer-to-customer relation).
Ironically, enough... Be advised, the less attractive the dancer, the more (better) mileage offered...) ;-)
Lastly. And, more importantly...
Lesson 5: NEVER tip a dancer more than 40% - 50% of your total VIP room and/or private booth lapdance costs.
(Note: In restaurants, a waitress or waiters gratuity is 15% - 20% per total cost of meal(s), for acceptional service. And, CraigList Adult Providers and Massage Therapists complete services via 120 - 150 mph; both of which, can be described as paid "professionals...")
In short, most half hour private lapdances are already valued above & beyond the costs given to paid professionals.
Gentlemen... The bottom line is...
Refrain from outrageous tipping practices within the VIP room sessions and/or private lapdance booths... Extend your high $ appreciation to the dancers via strip club stage performances (before and/or after your lapper experience). Therefore, the fun and "private" room sessions given to the frequent gentlemens club hobbyists are continued and rightfully preserved within the strip club industry...
No disrepect... But, should anyone dispute the more than reasonable 40% - 50% gratuity for high mileage lapdances, they are either a Pimp or a "con- artist" stripper... (Note: Pimps and "con- artists" strippers should stay in their lane on the streets of prostitution)!
By all means, take care of your entertainers and always tip accordingly... (dancers should appreciate gratuity)!
And, frequent strip clubbers (and future SC hobbyists) should control the Gentlemens Club experience!
"Be safe... And, HAVE FUN"