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Players Club
821 North Point Rd Baltimore, MD 21237
I am about to give a...
I am about to give a little bit of strip club "GAME" to some of you lames and new strip club hobbyists... The basic "5 Step Blueprint" to high mileage at a Gentlemen's Club. Lesson 1: All strip clubs that offer VIP champagne rooms and/or private booth lapdances, offer high mileage... (Note: When searching for a high mileage strip club... Unless, you have the time, the gentlemens club expertise and a lot extra $'s to toss around, buyer beware of strip clubs without VIP rooms and/or private booth lappers. And, enter those establishments at your own risks... As always, YMMV). Lesson 2: Never pay for a HJ... (because, "extras" are customary). (Note: Extras = HJ's, kissing, fondling, etc. All of which, are a start and enhancement to your high mileage lapdances. Thus, an "extra" given at the dancers' discretion... NO tipping required... Mileage = DATY, all inclusive GFE lapdances, nude lapdances with "extra" attention, etc.; all of which, warrant a reasonable 40% - 50% gratuity). Lesson 3: Never tip upfront... (Note: This is the oldest dancer trick, lapdance chicanery and scheme in the history of the gentlemens club... Tipping upfront is a bad practice. And, it immediately communicates to the stripper that you are a SUCKER... an easy victim for all lapdance con- artists. By the way, if a stripper states, "I haven't made any money, tonight..." Avoid this entertainer, altogether; because, there is a reason for her "no dollar" dancing demise. And, it always proves to be at an undesired result, via the strip club hobbyists expense... Don't even bother trying to figure it out... just avoid this dancer, immediately... Remember, "If a stripper offers high mileage, her night is always lucrative..." Use your common sense) Lesson 4: Well- groomed. Always dress clean, casual and comfortable... (Commando- style, can be a plus). (Note: Two splashes of a Gucci cologne or any expensive spray/fragrance, for that matter, will definitely increase your chances at high mileage lappers... Most dancers enjoy the expensive smell of a well- groomed man, while they're entertaining within their dirty dancing deeds... Although, this is definitely NOT the dealmaker, it shall surely increase your chances at high mileage. And, sometimes add fuel for interesting dancer-to-customer relation). Ironically, enough... Be advised, the less attractive the dancer, the more (better) mileage offered...) ;-) Lastly. And, more importantly... Lesson 5: NEVER tip a dancer more than 40% - 50% of your total VIP room and/or private booth lapdance costs. (Note: In restaurants, a waitress or waiters gratuity is 15% - 20% per total cost of meal(s), for acceptional service. And, CraigList Adult Providers and Massage Therapists complete services via 120 - 150 mph; both of which, can be described as paid "professionals...") In short, most half hour private lapdances are already valued above & beyond the costs given to paid professionals. Gentlemen... The bottom line is... Refrain from outrageous tipping practices within the VIP room sessions and/or private lapdance booths... Extend your high $ appreciation to the dancers via strip club stage performances (before and/or after your lapper experience). Therefore, the fun and "private" room sessions given to the frequent gentlemens club hobbyists are continued and rightfully preserved within the strip club industry... No disrepect... But, should anyone dispute the more than reasonable 40% - 50% gratuity for high mileage lapdances, they are either a Pimp or a "con- artist" stripper... (Note: Pimps and "con- artists" strippers should stay in their lane on the streets of prostitution)! By all means, take care of your entertainers and always tip accordingly... (dancers should appreciate gratuity)! And, frequent strip clubbers (and future SC hobbyists) should control the Gentlemens Club experience! "Be safe... And, HAVE FUN"
On a recent Sunday I had...
On a recent Sunday I had a long road trip, and passed a few clubs in and around Martinsburg, WV, that were either closed or a little too scary looking in the daylight. At the end of the drive, I ended up at The Players Club around 9:30. This was my first visit on a Sunday night, and it was slow as I expected it would be. With my $35 annual membership, entrance fee was $22 as always. (For newcomers, you pay the $35 the first time you visit and get a membership card good for 1 year; each subsequent visit in that year is $22, but make sure you bring your card.) There were probably about 15 customers and 10-12 dancers. One group of customers was 3 guys and 2 girls, in their late 20’s. It looked like the girls were thinking about a career change and wanted to check out how the club worked. Anyway, I stayed about 90 minutes and got 2 dances from Sarah and 2 from Eva, both at the standard PC price of $30 per dance (price not discussed up front, they know and I know the price). I’d seen Sarah at the club on previous visits but never had a dance from her. She’s a thicker blonde, wavy hair, lot of tats, especially on her shoulder, and big (D+) natural boobs. I’d guess she’s around 27. She sat down, we chatted a while, I gave her a beer and then we back for dances. If space is available, I usually let the girl pick her favorite seat in the LD room. At the Player’s Club, there’s 2 or 3 booths with benches and side walls for a little privacy (although you can see straight across the room), a chair in the right corner, which gets more privacy because of the adjoining bench, and a few seats across from the benches with no privacy. There’s also a few more seats over near the 3rd small dance stage. Sarah picked the corner chair – I think there were only 2 other dances going on in the LD room at the time. Her dances were par for the course at the PC – topless, hands on anywhere except the kitty, boob play, since slow grinding, a little indirect (side arm) attention to Mr. Happy. Eva picked the booths near the 3rd stage, she said the lighting was better there. Eva’s a cute, thin young girl, probably around right around 20, a couple tats and B cup boobs. I had met Eva back in January, when she was part of a great 2-on-1 dance I got from her and Jasmine (my first and only ATF, who has apparently retired from dancing). On her own, Eva’s dances were unfortunately a bit rough and mechanical, with lots of hard bouncing. She slowed it down when I asked her to. I don’t think I’d repeat with her. My best recommendation is to hit the PC on a Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday night. It’s a bit more lively than Sunday with a better selection of girls. Weekends, especially Saturdays, can get very crowded with drunken bachelor parties, so it’s hard to get a decent seat and any attention.
Finally had an opportunity to visit...
Finally had an opportunity to visit the PC and the entry fee was still steep at $22, even with an annual card. It happened to be a really bad night for getting laps though. Visited on a Saturday night after 10PM and found a 49 member bachelor party so obtaining laps was difficult all night, even with close to 20 dancers available. Was hardly an open seat in the place after 11PM and lots of guys standing around and blocking the view of the stage. At one point there was only one dancer in the main room, excluding the two that were on stage. All the rest were in the lap room or taking breaks. Had one guy try to buy a beer from me but I declined to sell it and just gave him and his two buddies a cold one, and he in turn bought me a lap from a hot brunette that would rate a 10. Turned out she was enhanced but it didn't look or feel like it. Sorry, but forgot her name - was so loud it was hard to hear her and I'm not sure I heard it correctly anyway. Took another hottie back and she offered me 4 / $100 and it was well worth it - thought I was going to have to leave before she was done but I held out. Finally got a dance from Celes (Stephanie) who was really hot but the dance was mediochre - in all fairness it may have been due to going on stage next and she seemed distracted. Last dances were with another very petite hottie with a cute rear end and really small boobs that almost rubbed me the right way - caught her after finishing up with Celes and she finished with another guy. I had been trying to get her for over an hour. Finally left a little before 1 AM because it was getting really warm with so many guys in there - first time I ever left with money still in my pocket that I had set aside for laps. Did not recognize any single dancer from my previous visits, but the quality was still way up there - would not rate any below a 5 with mostly 8s or 9s with a few 10s. Will visit again when the opportunity arises - still the best place on Bal'mer for hands on laps.
One of my best visits here...
One of my best visits here ever and there have been many great ones. Got there about 8:15 Thurs 21 May after getting my beers at the liquor store nearby. Around 15 dancers and maybe 3 or 4 customers including me. The crowd did pick up between 10 and 11, but other than that it was pretty slow. Good for me. I didn't see many of my usual faves, but did recognize a few of the girls. My usual routine is too watch the stage shows and chat up a few of the girls for the first hour before deciding who to take back. But within a few minutes I was approached by the gorgeous Tasha, a tight little blonde. After some very pleasant conversation I took her back and enjoyed two great dances. I swore I would visit with her again before the night was over. Next up was Ginger, a seemingly innocent looking 20 year old chatter box with a great rack whose company I very much enjoyed. She also provided two great laps, way beyond her years, really enjoying the full contact. A little later came Jayla. She was one I had recognized from other visits. She is really sweet to talk to but is a bit more of a full figured gal, not normally the type I take back for laps. Don't get me wrong, many guys would say she has a great body, I just prefer the petite ones. Anyway, she is so sweet I can never turn her down. So I took her back and got two laps. She is highly erotic back there. Finally I experienced Cassie, my new ATF (unless MacKenzie ever comes back). Another petite young thing, I had visited her at the stage a few times where she puts on quite a show. She finally came by and chatted me up for a while, very easy to talk to. We went back and it was all I could do to make it through the second dance as she was on a mission. But I was determined to get at least a third dance from this young thing and was I ever glad I did. Can't wait to experience her again. Unfortunately, I didn't get around to sampling Careena this time or another new young tight bodied blonde I had never seen before that resembled Tasha a little bit. I left looking forward to my next vist, but also glad I live far away or else I would be broke very quickly. But what a way to go.

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