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Made a stop in the afternoon to see what has changed. The stage is smaller, the seats on the outside are now bleacher style, and by the bar is an mini style bar facing the stage. That's what was noticeable upon arrival. Most of the girls were laid back but a couple were pushy for dances but did leave when told I was waiting for someone else. After being there awhile a couple of the dancers left there regulars to see if I wanted a dance which I took them up on. Some good mileage and one not so good. One did stand out on this trip. It's was a woman that was a little older then most on this day. She had a fake rack but was skinny and could move it good plus easy to hold a conversation with. Says she's been there awhile. One of the dancers was a young thing with a killer body but could not get a dance with do to being busy with other customers. Hope she's there next time I go. The early hours of the day seem to get good at 3:00pm with more dancers showing up. This club seems to be consistent in its offerings from my times being there in the afternoon but ymmv.

The club has remodeled the stage and seats around the stage. It's done well but who really cares about that stuff. During Thursday day shift they advertised a $10 dance that everyone said was an air dance. Who needs/ wants that? As i was waiting to check out the roster of dancers I seemed to feel like the songs were super short. I've been bitching on this site for years about clubs not playing full length songs but Club 390 I think set a new world record in the rip off the guys getting privates category. I was checking times using the stopwatch on my phone. ( i'm such a dork) and songs clocked in at 2 minutes 15 seconds with a few where the DJ cut off the song at 1 minute 47 seconds! Think of 2 minutes being an average and you spending $20 for a dance. 15 songs cost $300 and lasts for 30 minutes. You can visit a pretty decent escort for an hour of uninterrupted private fun between consenting adults for the same amount of cash. I know, I know, its a different mind set, but these rates and song lengths are insane. Even though I was disgusted by the value, I still tried a few dances with a spinner from the day shift who was pretty amazing in the $20 booths. Time is supposed to fly when you're having fun, but it doesn't have to fly at light speed.

I made a return to 390 while in the area for business. The last time I was there on a Friday I had a relatively good time. After that visit, I decided to check out the club a few more times during the early afternoon to see if what other reviewers say on here about the day shift is true. I'm happy to say it was. I say was because my experience getting scammed by Monroe during this last visit to 390 is going to keep me away from the club for a while. I ended up getting to the place a little before 5, just in time to give me an hour to try and get some $20 nude dances from some of the best of the day shift. Once inside I was greeted by a relatively empty club. I decided to head to the bar since that's where I saw signs of life. I sat down and ordered the beer and burger special. The good looking polish bartender wasn't as friendly as she's been in the past. She usually makes some small talk and shoots the shit but this time she dropped off my drink and disappeared. I don't expect to talk about the implications of the falling price of silver, but how about just cracking a smile? As I ate at the bar, I surveyed the room looking for the girls I wanted to take in the back for a $20 dance marathon. Diva was headed to the VIP room with a young and old guy, Giana was with a few regulars at the end of the bar, and Palin-who was bigger than ever-came shuffling out from the back. Other than those three I didn't recognize anyone. There were a lot of young white girls there that I'd never seen before. There was a hot blonde who looked like a worn out Harley Davidson girl that seemed to be with a regular. Oddly there were more girls than customers for an early Friday evening. The stage looked a lot smaller than since my visit last year; they installed some new seating around it that really cuts down on floor space. As soon as I finished my dinner, I headed to one of the sofas in the back against the wall and was almost immediately joined by one of the new blondes. She talked to me for a good two minutes about her "main" job in the city. And then she just sat there like a bump on a log. Not even remotely interested in engaging me for a dance. I can't stand dancers that just sit there and take up the space next to me where a dancer who wants to do her job can be sitting. After FIVE minutes of no conversation I finally mentioned that they were dead for a Friday evening. She said that they were busy earlier and then it cleared out. Once she was done telling me that she then asked if I wanted a dance. When I said "maybe later" she said she'd be back and then took off. Thankfully, I never saw her again. And fortunately Giana came up and asked if I wanted a dance. I took her up on her offer and headed to the back for several $20 dances. Once back on the floor I noticed that there were even less customers and now fewer dancers. I saw Diva come out from the back in street clothes and head for the door. I'm guessing she made enough in VIP to be able to punch out for the night. When Diva left that should've been my indication to leave. Because that's when things went south. After ten minutes of sitting and enjoying my second beer, Monroe literally came and sat in my lap. I've seen Monroe before but never really could bring myself to get a dance from her since she really isn't my type. She's an average looking, short, black dancer with small tits and a firm big ass. But since she was so aggressive (having me grab and spank her big ass on the floor and kissing my neck), and there was no Heidi or Diva, I decided to take the plunge. It was also still the $20 special. I should've just left after my second beer. Once in the back she went from aggressive to apathetic. I ended up doing two dances with her hoping things would improve on the second, they didn't. What made things even worse is that she tried to scam me for two more dances. Which was total BS since I was counting myself. Then she tried to say that the songs were longer than usual. I stood my ground. She then said we have to go talk to the girl who takes the money and see what she says. Take a guess who she sided with? When I refused to pay for two dances I didn't get they called the manager, Tom. He comes over and listens to their BS nodding his head at them and glancing over at me. Tom looked like he goes through their BS a lot. I then decided I wasn't going to cause a scene and told Tom that I would tip her an extra twenty and that would be it. Nothing more since she only gave me two dances. He then shook my hand and said, "thanks, man. You know it's for the girls." I said "sure" and walked back to the couch out on the floor. I probably should've left after that but figured I was going to finish my beer and then leave. I then had another one of the new young white dancers sit down next to me. This one was a little more talkative than the last one but still very aloof. She finally asked me what was wrong. I obviously wasn't hiding what happened with Monroe too well. When I told her what happened her exact response was "she does that". In fact she said she had done it earlier in the day to another guy. When I told her maybe that's why the club is dead she just laughed and said that they "don't all do that". While I appreciated her honesty it still didn't get me in the mood to get a dance from her. I already got burned by Monroe, I wasn't going to get burned again. Once she left I took the last sip of my beer and headed out. Not sure if it's girls like Monroe that are to blame for an almost empty club on Friday or if it's just the Chicago weather. I've been to clubs in Dallas and LA on Fridays where the crowds are consistent, even during the shift change. The scamming and lack of talent and familiar faces will keep me away from 390 for a while.

Two updates: More interior changes, and lower mileage on the Wednesday $10 topless dances. The padded benches installed not too long ago on the east (bar) side of the stage have been replicated on the other side as well as two elevated rows, sort of like stadium seating. The lower row shares some real estate with a new small stage that is used on weekends. This means that a dancer has to be motivated enough to climb some stairs in heels if she wishes to visit anyone seated in this new area, as has been the case with the special-guest seating area on the north wall all along. Regarding the $10 Wednesday dances, it is allegedly a new requirement, not an option, for dancers to keep their distance, even though the $20 dance offered on Wednesday or any other night remains as before. For better or worse, lighting in the main area is lower than pre-renovation, and the south seating area (where the video games are) no longer sports a visual partition.

Me and some of the guys decided to check this place out on a whim after hearing some solid reviews about it and I can honestly say we weren't dissapointed. The club isn't in the best neighborhood but don't let that derail you from stopping in. When you step inside you pay the cover charge which wasn't nearly as expensive as some places, due to a promotion they had going on mine and a buddy got our cover charge waived. The drinks are pretty expensive I think around 5 bucks for a bottle,so I stuck with only two beers grabbed one of their surprisingly comfy chairs at the stage to take in the show. They have a pretty nice stage that can accompany two dancers if not more, but during the night we were there they had one girl doing three songs in a 5-7 min rotation, depending how you tip you can get a bit of a nude show at the stage. The girls were pretty friendly and weren't shy about coming up and offering private dances although they weren't pushy which was nice. Girls were pretty decent for a Thursday and the bouncers weren't standoffish and were pretty helpful. Great way to spend two hours would definitely return!

Arrived about 4:30 p.m. on a Friday, and was quite surprised to see 35 or 40 customers that early. At least a dozen entertainers were flitting and floating about, and I was focused on getting my Cheeseburger and Domestic Beer Special. They are "made-to-order" and it is still a great late lunch bargain at $6 or $7. There were a few seats left at the bar and I was trying to get a handle on the remodeling. Smaller stage, pub high seats/railing separate the bar patrons from those sitting and tipping stage side. Bartender "Sandra" was doing a great job serving and and acting as waitress for the throng of early customers. I learned that they were there for a bus trip to the Chicago Bulls game and would have entertainment and booze on the bus. Maybe next time for me. I was approached by an African American dancers who was more interested in my food than my wallet and made several mentions that she should order something to eat. Conversation was pleasant and she never asked for a dance and left to place an order. I drank several beers before I was approached by the petite and pert "Monroe." She was all of 5 feet in height, less than 110 lbs, in weight, with a cute ass and a non-stop hand pent on rubbing and caressing my thigh, she would talk and turn to place Dat Ass on my groin area. She wanted to see if "Mr. Happy" was home and interested. He was and we were. We left for several Dances in the all-nude area and she awaited to start charging when the music started anew. She may not be tall, but enjoys a good ride. Small-breasted, she delighted in that attention I gave them. The dances are discounted $10 during the week before 6 p.m. Get some $20 Nude dances and enjoy the ride. I gotta cum back for this Black Beauty. It was Friday Fun.

Stopped in on a Friday at about 6pm after a long hiatus. The place is always nice and clean with hassle free parking. $4 domestic beers and they have two gambling machines off to the side along with a bowl full of breath mints, which is always a plus. Watched the stage show for a bit (there are some bigger girls there than in the past) and went back for a couple $30 full nude lap dances with a tall brunette whose name escapes me but began with an L. Although she had a nice body and was pretty open to my roaming hands, the dances were kinda boring. Went back out to finish up a beer I was drinking and leave when Monroe(who says she regrets not going by Clitoria) came up. She is black, 5ft tall, perfect body with a nice round ass and real flirty. Went in the back with her for seversl dances. Her body is incredible and the grindage was awesome. One of the best "non-extra" dances I've had. If I didn't meet Monroe I would be on another hiatus from 390, but now I definitely have to return in the near future.

Another stop at 390. Still some nice girls here. Some new dancers who I thought were attractive. They just completed a small renovation with a new stage. The new stage is much smaller than the old one which means the dancers are always close to the tipping rail. I dont know what spurred on the change but I would say the stage setup is an improvement. Drinks are still $5 a beer and dances are $20 for topless or $30 for nude. The dances are good, done on small benches in the back with a bouncer checking every once in a while. Sometimes on the walk back to get a dance you can snag a peak at some of the other dancers techniques for future reference. Maybe the only negative to this club is that although it is nude, very few of the girls actually go nude on stage. I would recommend this place. Side note: Its a small perk but the music is always good at this place.

Stopped in here on a Thursday afternoon about 2 pm or so after not having been in this club for at least 6 months. Last time here they had some cuties working and it was nice. This time no dice, there was not a girl over 5 in the whole place. I did a dance a dance from a tall girl with a just ok body but she was butt ugly in the face and had rotten teeth. Did stay long enough and blew out and tried club O. I would not repeat on this place, at least not for the day shift. Took a look around before leaving and there was not another girl that I would spend one dollar on. This place needs some serious recruiting, would not go back anytime soon.

Normally, I only update a club I've been to once a year, but I felt I had to get the word out. This happened late last year, I forgot the date, but it was a Tuesday because i thought it was $10 Wednesday (it wasn't, which is why I remember it). There were four girls actively working (there were more girls, but they weren't really working, more like sitting or drinking at the bar). I had a nice dance with a blonde curly haired girl who is going to med school, she says. She let me play with her breasts, but she didn't look like she was really into it. She's also small, with medium size Bs. Most of the girls were spinners. Anyway, I felt compelled to write because I went back with this super-aggressive spinner that was looks italian, pasty white, with long straight dark brown hair. From afar, she looks cute, like next door cute. She was really working the room and I wondered why she wasn't dancing. Finally, she came to me after her guy literally picked up his jacket to leave. I figured she wasn't getting any dances because she was aggressive, but I had money to burn, so I thought why not? Well, when we got to the back area, I saw her in better lighting. She looked strung out, like meth strung out. Then, we went to the back because she implied a good time in the full nude area, so I figure, why not one? Holy cow, she stunk from down there. It was readily apparent as soon as she took her clothes off. Oh, and that cracked out/methed out look to her face? It was worse on her body. I cannot remember a time I had to leave so quickly. Anyway, it was bad enough that I didn't want to come back for $10 Wednesday, even though I had time. If you look on the web site, she looks like a zombie version of Phoenix. Positives: The burger is still a great deal and for some reason everyone was super explicit about dance cost, a little business-y but I'd rather have the it than not.

So in the last couple of reviews here I've referenced how I feel the number and quality of the dancers hasn't been the same as it was previously, and in my trip here a couple weeks back I'm happy to say things are looking up again. There were many of the same girls who have been here for a little while and all different body types, as well as a few new girls adding some much needed variety. I had dances with a thin white girl named Bella and she didn't disappoint. The first song was alright, but the longer the dance went the more fun we had (fairly typical here especially with the $20 dances). I also danced with an AA girl named Monroe, she's pretty athletic but gave a good show. Diva is a fixture here and though some of my other favorites aren't there anymore she was still around, i didn't get a dance from her but she's a good time. I'm inclined to say the number and quality of girls goes up when it's cold outside as they aren't inclined to skip work and play outside, though it could have been because Christmas was coming and they needed a little extra cash.

I visited 390 early in the afternoon last week. Was one of only a few customers, and the girls stopped by one after another to see if I was interested in them. Eventually took a rather tall blond for some private time. Don't remember her stage name, but I think it sounded german or nordic. Lots of positions and moves, dances got progressively more seductive with each song until FIV was being encouraged. Went back to my drink to cool off and relax for a bit, and the parade of visitors looking to entertain started up again pretty quickly. Took a much shorter, but very large breasted blond bak for some private time. She only seemed to know one position (sitting on my lap facing me and rocking back and forth), but she also got progressively more seductive with each song until she had my trousers open, underwear down, and was stroking me with her saliva-wetted hand. All in all, I had a good time and will definitely return.