L.A.P. (was Red Rose) Reviews

This place is located by the once powerful femme nu. I hesitate to call this a strip club because there were more bouncers than strippers that night and the dancers weren't even dancing. The place is small and dimly lit with a very small bar. I would consider this a...

Lap Club. It was visible from the doorway of Club Femme Nu as I was chatting with the bouncers about where to walk and get more cash. I hadn’t really been carrying that much cash because I figured all the downtown clubs would be horrible from the reviews, but then...

I guess this will be the 2018 review and nothing has changed. All the other reviews were spot on. Typical juicy bar with extras and all asian girls (Vietnamese). But here is my brief experience.

I was sitting in the parking lot of Femme NU and saw a very pretty white...

So I came in here on a late afternoon on a Friday. Its in a hard place to find and they may be a good thing. If you go here you will have no problem finding parking as this place is always empty! Upon walking in, it just looked depressing....

Went there around 8:30 pm. Two male employees behind the bar, bar seating empty. Booths all open, no customers in sight. Two very mature hostess having dinner in one of them. Stage empty, no dancers on the floor.
There in a great location next to some of the better strip clubs...

So I was on my way to check out Femme Nu next door but their parking lot was full...some stalls were available but for some random reason they cone it off and there was another stall available but the two dudes on the sides couldnt park for crap, both on...

Total dive and dump very small, Viet ownership. My take on Vietnamese bar ownership. Whatever it takes to make $$$. Smoking allowed in doors, sexual services no problem. So you have old, skanky hostesses and dancers here. Lucky if two dancers work each nite....

As a previous reviewer noted, technically it can be considered a strip club. Literally though is a curtained hole in the wall.

Late afternoon fair is non-existent, just one dancer that looked worse for wear, and as if she was high on something. The bartender makes decent drinks, which are priced...

This club was a disappointment. I knew that by showing up earlier in the day I risked not having the best dancers, but I didn't expect there to be no dancers at all. The only people were a waitress taking orders and some older men sitting at the bar....

The only reason I even acknowledge this club is because it is next door to Femme Nu. So sometimes after a slow nite at FN, I may walk over to check out this dive. They don't necessarily like me too much, becuase this club can be...

I was here on 03/03/2012 after midnight.

I almost forgot about this club and the time I visited. They have a good hand full of these small, technically "Strip Clubs" in Honolulu. It's a very small place with a very small stage and they play music that on random...

This place reminds me of one of the seedier bars on the Block in Baltimore. And just like on the Block, you can get anything you want here. After touring a couple of the nicer clubs in the area, my night ended at the Red Rose. A...

You can walk into this place from either the front or back. It is right behind a very popular place, Femme Nu. This is a very down to earth place. A nice little and a stage that is usually being used, but only one dancer at a time. The dancer...

This is not really a strip club, but is a hostess bar with a stage that occasionally has a stripper. I went there on a Saturday evening at about 9 pm and there was one dancer on stage sitting down waiting for someone to show up. Before I could walk...

This place is kinda scary inside, but on the outside, it's ok since there's a jazz club and adult store next door. It's pretty dark inside, and the main stage is in the right corner as soon as you enter. The hostesses are pretty aggressive in asking for...

Don't stop by this club to often. Not my type. Old asian dancers/hostesses. Horrible viet owners, pushy, money, money money ho's. Went late afternoon. One dancer, looked familiar, don't know her name, asian older, decent body, short. Hustling two guys. Saw Tracy long time Misty Hostess,...

This place is probably not the best place for the faint of heart. It does not have many dancers and the quality is 2-4 in my opinion. Its a local club with a seedy feel, although we were not hassled or anything. The street is a side...

They changed their name to RED ROSE. My experience was not great. There were a couple of hot girls in there, but they stayed up on the stage. There were alot of hags on the floor bugging me to buy them a drink. I found it to be...

AVOID AT ALL COSTS! You will be hustled here. I stupidly ignored all the other reviews and gave it a shot - and I ended up trying to stop a ROB from literally grabbing money out of my wallet. I saw another guy at the ATM, and the stripper was...

Stay away from this place like the plague!! mostly old ladies stripping. there is a high hustle factor here. true, you may get serviced but unless you like old (sometimes fat) over the hill ladies and overpaying for service you may want to try a massage parlor...

I would not recommend going here unless you really want women who are too old to be stripping and smell of green onions. This place is seedy and dark and the dancers bombard you to buy them drinks all the time. It's 40 dollars just to sit at...

This place is scary. The strippers are 0-1. There was also an really old lady at the door asking if you wanted to buy her a drink because she gave good massages. The strippers I saw were very fat, maybe 200lbs plus. But there were...