Déjà Vu Minneapolis Reviews

This club was a huge disappointment! The majority of the women looked bored and uninterested. One of the girls on stage was all over the place as if she was on something, or drunk. Then to top it all off she grabbed money out of my wallet...$50.00!...

Was on a business trip here and stopped in on a Monday late afternoon/early evening. The place was absolutley dead. There were only 3 dancers there and about 5 customers. Dances were $20 a piece for the couch dance or 3 songs for $60 on the beds...

Got to the club about 1:00am; place was about 1/2 full. Sat just off the tip rail and watched about 6 dancers do their show; at this point in the night most of the crowd was drunk and not tipping....the girls were obviously not into it at tall. ...

Went on a slow night (Sunday). Wasn't very impressed at first. Several good lookers, but two trips to the beds were unexciting. Chloe changed that. Very attractive blonde. Good body. Smart. And knows how to dance. No extras, but a very...

Had not been here for a long time, but every other place was closed for Christmas. Not too much has changed, quite a few new faces. The "blue light special" dances seem to happen every 15 minutes. A 3 for 1 dance was about 4 minutes long....

This is a large, busy club with lots of good looking dancers. The main stage was filled with 18 year olds to the point that it was difficult to get a seat and that it is hard to get any attention while there. Less than half of them tipped. I...

This club ranks toward the top in the twin cities. The range of the dancers is from very young to very experienced. Get the right girl and you will enjoy yourself. Especially enjoyed the Russian woman.

You need to look past the young crowd and the theatrics. ...

An early evening visit was less then impressive. About 12 - 20 customers with about 8 dancers. The dancers were 7,8 anet a couple of nines. They dance a short set and get nude but the kitty is very, very shy. This is a negative and ...

Probably the best time I have had when coming to the Deja is when I get to see my favorite Russian. She's blond, tall, and all legs. She works afternoons and her schedule is eratic but you can catch her on most days. Since she knows me and knows what...

I keep hearing everyone complaining about the waitresses asking if you will buy the dancer a drink!...Guess What... first of all buy the damn girl a drink ! Second of all if you don't ...fine...but don't give the waitress hell about it....

It is what it is: a bunch of 18 year old girls dancing for 18 year old boys. I was there on a saturday night and the place was just packed with the 18-20 year old crowd. The downstairs was so crowded that I couldn't even get close...

stopped by on a monday night.
the place is dry so that means a lot. there are many under 21 patrons who are often high.... maybe a dozen girls, maybe 2-3 lookers. the rest below average. hottest girl was tiffany. very hot, bad dance.... oh well. i gotta say i like...

The format here has not changed much over the last few years. Tuesday night is wet and wild night which appeals to largely the younger crowd. The dancers come out on stage and everyone around the stage squirts them with waterguns. This is a non alcoholic and draws...

I usually enjoy going and coming to Deja, but this time the experience was horrendous. It’s been a couple of weeks since my last visit. And I decided to check out the night action on a Friday nite. I don’t usually take the nite route, but hey I needed a...

I was at Deja Vu last weekend for the first time in a long time. The club is pretty standard: A main stage, couches around the perimeter, tables in between. For the first time ever, I was there late on a Saturday night/early on a Sunday morning...

Went during the day. Only 3 ladies working. $9 to get in the door, $9 drink. The ladies were 6 at the top. 3 other patrons in the place. Same girl on the stage three times in a row with a blue light special in-between each set. Left feeling ripped...

Been a while, so I visited in the afternoon, on a 90-degree weekday (nice A/C inside). Pretty dead, with three dancers and not many more customers. Nadia was there (always a fun time), as was Naya (good dance, though quite by-the-rules). Also tried a dancer I hadn't...

Dead. Stopped over on the way home from a shorteed work day and it was just plain dead.

Granted it was July 3rd, but aside from me, there were 3 ladies and probably 5 patrons in the joint.

All of the ladies were 7 and above, and I had dances with all...

No booze, and fully nude which is inline for Minneapolis clubs. Depending on the night, there will be anywhere from 15 to 35 girls. They rotate through as the night goes on, so the gals who are there when you arrive will be different than when you leave.

Lap...

This is one of my favorite clubs and ranks in the top along with Club Madonna at Miami and Baby Dolls at Dallas. The best thing about this club is the fact that you can get bed dances where you can get a dance on an actual bed unlike couch...

Well this club is pretty easy to find. There is decent amount of parking. It has a fairly steep cover from what i am used to. The atmosphere is pretty nice. Downstairs there is a lot of open seating. Then around the perimiter is the seating(couches) for the semi private...

Visited Deja-Vu 4/1. Some good looking gals, but 80% enhanced breasts. Very heavy on the hustle and getting dances. Poor milage for the cost. No touching on any of the 3 floors. The third floor is supposed to be "private" but you have a bouncer looking...

Forest Gump “Life is like a box of chocolate’s you never know what you’re gonna get next…” Deja fits pretty much in this category. If you travel you know that Minneapolis doesn’t have the best clubs, but they are what they are. I try to visit at the oddest hours,...

I had a chance to go there about a week ago on Tues. evening. The format had not changed much since the last visit. They had the same promotions, the same bachelor events and the same Tues. night Wet & Wild which is sometimes fun to watch.

There is...

Got dragged there on Saturday night by a friend. Alot more ladies to choose from on the weekend. Had a couple bed dances decent but no real milaege though. Guess it was an OK noght for not really trying or expecting much....