Playboy Club Reviews

Visited Paradise on a late Thursday nite not knowing what to expect...so I walk in and very few patrons, mostly young bucks throwing what was leftover after buying wheels and speakers for their cars on the stages. A couple of dancers but most of them were sitting with the regulars....

If ever a club was misnamed, Paradise is it. I read the reviews here before I visited, so I knew not to expect much in the way of decor. I was really okay with that; sometimes you LIKE to feel like you're doing something especially dirty. But I've never been...

I got into town late on a Monday night, but I needed a good dance, then get some sleep. I knew Paradise was the most likely place to get a high-mileage dance, quickly, so I went there. I wasn't disappointed.

I knew the place is a dive, but they...

I have been here a few times but its been a few months since my last visit. Even though it seems like there are a good amount of new girls and that they are trying to clean up the place a little, this place is still the most hood of...

I have been here a few times but its been a few months since my last visit. Even though it seems like there are a good amount of new girls and that they are trying to clean up the place a little, this place is still the most hood of...

Stopped by last Fri evening after the Jon Cena event. Surprise surprise good looking all the way around. There were about 2 or 3 that were questionable. It was an even mix between old girls and new girls. 3 of the dancers were white, 5 or...

Well, this place certainly isn't paradise. I'm uncomfortable being there, and not just because the furniture is "experienced" and the floor coverings are old or missing. The decor, the music and the attitudes are just not very welcoming. This review is from a visit six weeks ago.

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Apparently the owner has cleaned house. He fired the managers, DJs and the majority of dancers. When I stopped by there were about 20 customers and a pretty relaxed atmosphere. The tense atmosphere that seemed to dominate the place the last few weeks wasn't apparent. The...

This was my 2nd visit to the club. My first visit was almost 6 months ago, and i had got few high mileage dance back then.Cover charges is genrally $20-25 for this club, so decided to visit on a sunday night during memorial day weekend(10$ cover).Dances were also $10 each.I...

I stopped by on a Saturday afternoon and recognized maybe 2 of the dancers on shift. It was a horrible time to stop by. The scene was so bad I broke my own rule and got some dances from a dancer under the age of 21. She...

Visited the club on Tuesday to check out their "Obama Tuesday" ($10 private dances) special. The place is a little dirty, but dark enough where you don't notice unless you look close. Lots of girls walking around talking to the patrons. The girls were mostly black and...

I went to this club about last month on a saturday about 1 in the morning... There was a good variety of girls. I must say i enjoyed myself, its kinda dirty but if u look past that its good. The girls all offered to do a little something extra...

Large club, one main stage and several smaller stages. Dancer quality ranges from 6-8, with the occasional (rare) 9. Mostly Black and Hispanic, with only a few White dancers. This a semi-ghetto club, with plenty of nudity, and some dancers don't even bother to put their g-strings...

I stopped at Paradise (well if this is paradise we are all screwed) on a Thursday evening around 6:30. It is easy to find as I'm from out of town - right off the expressway and visible from the freeway. That is about the only good thing. A...

I stopped in at Paradise today. This club is very easy to find. If you are coming north on I-35, get off at Binz-Engleman. Anyway, Paradise has this special weekday deal...From Sunday to Thursday, if you show up between 6 am and 3 pm, it will cost...

This club has blossomed into a very nice entertainment venue. In the old days dances were given in one large room off to one side of the club with couches lined up all around the perimeter of the room. Now, the dance area consists of many mini cubicles...

Visited this club for the first time. It was a Thursday evening about 10pm. Better than I thought it would be. Yes, a little rough on the outside (two bouncers, one quick pat-down). Paid $20 to get and in I went. Somewhat below average in...

I should have known better but sometimes you gotta see for yourself. Parking lot had huge potholes in it, most of the cars in the lot had people in them (spooky & more on that later). So I walked up, 2 security guards patted me down, went in...

I went to paradise on a Friday night. I was not prepared, I've been to a couple of clubs here in San Antonio, none have really impressed me that much. Until I went to Paradise!!! This is the first strip club that reminded me of Miami, not...

Wasn't too thrilled about the selection of girls, but I saw the craziest scene unfold. A huge bouncer was holding handcuffs standing over a small black guy. I'm not sure what was said but the little guy wasn't having it. He got out of the bouncers hold,...

The club has remodeled. New carpet and booths in the VIP. They now charge a cover to enter the VIP ($10) and the dances are $20 per song. $10 dances are done in the main frontal area. Security walks around and checks on the booths -...

I stopped in around 6:15p. There was a lot of new girls in the 19 - 22 age range. It was close to shift change so most of the girls were just sitting around even though there was at least 10 customers in the place. I didn't...

$ for $, I believe the dancers at this club give you the best dances. I stopped by late Thurs night and Sat with a gorgeous latina who goes by the name of Leslie. Very compact & toned body - very round in all of the right spots....

Stopped by on a Tues afternoon. There were several new girls and one I recognize from before named Sabrina - she's a latina spinner but will definitely work you over. Nice tight body and long hair. Definitely accomodating and worth spending a little bit of $. ...

Stopped by Paradise on a Thursday evening. The new ordinance which bans NUDE dancing has hit this club hard. This club can be hit or miss depending on the night, but as I stated earlier the new ordinance has put a serious damper on this club. I...