'Twas some time ago, bit I...

'Twas some time ago, bit I feel it my civic duty to recant. So here ya go: The exterior of this place is utterly appalling. As you pull up you'll notice it's nothing more than a large metal structure. Broken bottles and garbage can be found lying all over the parking lot. On the building their are pictures of dancers who are long gone (of they ever dance there to begin with). The inside is nastier than the outside. Last time I was there holes were in the carpet and most of the couches. The stench of cigarettes hangs relentlessly in the air. The Mecca of filth is the bathroom. Piss, shit, vomit can be found on the floor at all times. The girls were an interesting lot. Most had lived a rough life and you could tell. Occasionally you'd find a diamond, but this was the exception and never the norm. Extras were always being offered. So if that's your thing then you've found your place.