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Palm Harbor, FL. Saturday night. Another club right off 19. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seems fine to me. Walk on in. Lady at the front charges $10 cover. She notifies me it's one dancers birthday, some brown haired southern chick from Knoxville. I forget her name now but nice chick, wasn't interested in dances but we yukked it up. Layout, it's not big, it's all right here, on the right we have the bar, left is the stage, one chick up at a time, bathrooms dead ahead. Lap dances here are $30 a song. $160 for 30 minutes. Customers were a group of white folks, men and women who were like wooo party at the stage, having almost too much fun in a place like this, some older hispnaic and black guys at the bar. Dancers are as follows. 3 cuban girls. Two white girls. Some fake stuff on the cuban girls. Looks like 20's and 30's range. The knoxville chick was short with short brown hair. And the other white chick was blonde with glasses. Nobody fat, thin to thick I would say. Talent, nothing awful but nothing over a 6 in my mind. I was talking to one of the cuban chicks, extras definitely possible here, but you gotta find something you like and I just didn't here. As I headed out the lady at the front chased me out with a phone tracker saying I think you have my friends phone. I was like no I'm sorry it's some other crook this time. She looks at the tracker again and runs to the back. I don't know what happened with that but it I carried on.

I’ve reviewed this place before so I’m not going to into details about the layout and parking. Nothings really physically changed since my last review. Stopped in on my way to a hockey game in Tampa, it was along the way so I thought I’d pop in to see what was up. It was around 5pm. It was a ghost town. No one to ask for cover, a fugley bar maid and old black gentleman behind the bar. A few full seasoned gents sat at the bar. And two 40+ Caucasian dancers. I came in ordered a drink at the bar and found a middle of the room table. Both “dancers” came over and asked me if I wanted a dance. I politely turned them both down. Then shortly after, watching the stage shows for both I’m glad I did. I honestly felt bad for both of them, it was pretty bad, completely awkward and unrehearsed. It was like watching a friend’s mom get drunk and try to dance for the first time. I’ll check back in here in the evening sometime, but probably won’t be back in the daylight. I finished my drink and headed down the road to DD’s in Clearwater.

I don't know why, but after a very lackluster first visit here I decided to give it another chance. I had just left Bare Assets and things there were unusually slow so I guess it was out of boredom. I'm glad I stopped in. For those unfamiliar, this is a very small club. When you walk in, there's a stage with a pole and a hoop to the left, a small hostess stand to the right and further to the right is the main bar. Littered throughout are chairs and tables. On this night there was an eclectic mix of customers and dancers. Several college-aged kids were having drinks at the bar while talking to a few of the dancers and there were various customers seated at tables in deep conversations with other dancers. The ceilings here are really low so it makes the place feel even smaller than it already is. I paid the $9 entrance fee and went to the bar to order a $7 Modello. I was immediately approached by an older white dancer that I just had no interest in. I sent her away and took a few minutes to get my bearings. There were about 10 girls total that I saw and the ranged from a 5 up to a 7. There was a mix of AA, Latina and Caucasian. They took turns rotating on stage where they each took two songs and went topless but not fully nude. Although for a few dollars, 2 of the girls voluntarily pulled their panties to the side to encourage more tips. It worked. I was then approached by a couple of younger AA girls. We talked and joked around a bit and I bought them a drink. All of the girls that I spoke with were very friendly and down-to-Earth, but none really interested me in terms of dances. After about 30 minutes I was getting ready to leave and a dancer came from the back that was easily a 8-9. She really stood out in the room. I made eye contact and smiled and she came over. We made small talk for a few minutes and she asked if I wanted a dance. I asked what she had in mind and she suggested a VIP room for 30 minutes for $60. This is a pretty good value so I took her up on it and back we went. The VIP attendant told me I made an excellent choice and that for a $20 tip he would give me some extra time and ensure we had privacy. The man kept his word. We were back there for at least 30 minutes and nobody bothered us. There is no door or curtain in the VIP room so it was definitely worth the extra $20. My dancer made an offer to up the fun level for $100. I took her up on the offer and things went very well from there. She was an outstanding performer. They say you only get one chance to make a first impression but I gave this place a second chance and I'm glad I did. The club itself is still a dumpster fire in terms of the actual facility, but fun can definitely be had for a reasonable price.

This is my second review of this club in the past week. Please see my first review for club details and layout. Only difference tonight is that the parking lot was packed and there was a food truck directly out front. Same $9 cover at the door. I did not have any single lap dances, in the lap dance area, I do not know what the prices are. The VIP area is as follows: “gold” 15 minutes of the VIP room. “Silver” $160 30 minutes in the VIP area with two drinks, or a bottle of champagne. “Platinum” it’s for 30 minutes in the “platinum room” and two drinks or a bottle of champagne. Top shelf drinks were $10, everything else seems to be in between $5 and $7 for mixed drinks. They were also selling coronas at $3.50, which I believe was the nightly special. So I came back for round two, glad I did. Most of same girls were working this Thursday as were here on the previous Tuesday. A few more AAs and an Asian girl as well. Most of the girls were 7+. Girls are rotating on the stage and entertaining the 10 or so patrons. I ordered a drink, sat down at table, and was approached some of the girls who remembered me from my previous visit. After chatting for about 10 minutes, I took the same Cuban girl back for a 30 minute dance, extras again offered and accepted. Completely not rushed, great experience and numbers exchanged. I then went and sit back at the bar, ordered more drinks, and started up conversation with several other dancers including very well endowed late 30 something brunette a a gorgeous young AA dancer, and the Hungarian dancer that I had met on Tuesday. .Had some awesome conversation, no one pressured me for dances. After a few more drinks, I took the same Cuban girl and her Cuban friend both back for another VIP. This time 15 minutes, $160 total. Round two of the night was pretty hot, with lots of mutual touching and all three of us topless. Again, not rushed and very comfortable. This may be my new “go to” club in the Tampa Bay area.

I arrived around 1:30am, the parking lot seemed empty so I didn’t know what to expect. The entrance is in the center of the building in the east side. The entrance opens to a cashiers counter. There is a $9 cover charge. The bar is along the north wall opposite the stage that runs north to south along the east wall. The restroom is accosts from the stage and is equipped with stalls, hand dryer and paper towels. The VIP area is along the western side. The whole of the club is well lit, and the VIP area is lit with black lights and provides adequate light. It’s a little run down, but I have been to way worse clubs. Dance prices are posted $25 per dance, $80 for 15, $260 hour, I didn’t catch the 1/2 hour price. Drinks were reasonably priced. There were 6 girls when I arrived and no other patrons. All the girls were on their phones. Decent mix of girls. I ordered a drink and set away from the stage. A cute blonde took the stage and I tipped at the rail and went back my seat. I was immediately approached by a middle aged Hungarian dancer, who thought she knew me from outside the club (not sure if this is a line or not, but it seems to happen all the time with me) she chatted me up for a while, and we did a 15 minute VIP dance $80. Decent conversation, ok dance, nothing special. I had another drink a bought a cute Cuban 7 a drink. Small talk in broken English, and my broken Spanish. Led to a $80 15 minute dance. Lots of mutual touching, Then aggressive kissing, hard grinding and groping. I took her up on extras, very responsible negotiated pricing. She was well prepared with a cap and clean up supplies. Solid experience, I will come back when I’m in the area.

I was in the area a couple months ago and was headed to Bare Assets and noticed this club as I was driving by. I was back in town recently and decided to check it out. The outside of the club is more worn out than Desert Scrub's mom. It's definitely seen better days. Parking lot is dark but I never felt unsafe. I entered the club and there was what looked like a small stand for an attendant to take a cover charge but nobody was there. I noticed about 15 minutes after I had already arrived that an older woman took a seat at the stand. There may have been a cover but the lady wasn't at her stand to collect it so I got in for free. Which is good, because I didn't stay long. As you enter you'll notice the ceilings are very low which makes the place feel small. There's a stage to the right surrounded by chairs. The stage also has a big metal ring about the size of a hula hoop for the dancers to use as a performance prop but none of the dancers used it while I was there. There's a couple TVs hanging up as well but the layout of the place is very clunky. Things just look to be crammed wherever they could find room. There looked to be about 6 or 7 dancers there. AA, White and Latina. 2 of the dancers would be considered passable. One was occupied with a PL at the bar. My initial gut told me to just walk away but I decided to have one beer and see what happened. I grabbed a $6 Corona took a seat and was almost immediately approached by the other passable dancer. A Cuban 7 with a great natural ass and decent tits. Her English was rough but she was able to communicate to me that she was only there 3 weeks so far. Meanwhile, the dancers on the stage were doing the typical 3 dance rotation. I learned that this club is actually in Hillsborough County so they can't be full nude and serve liquor. Dancers would get topless only. The Cuban I was talking to offered a 15 minute session for $100. I told her I wasn't quite ready as I just sat down and at that moment she got called to the stage. On the night I was there there were 2 PLs at the stage tipping a couple bucks and then just molesting the stage dancers. I had decided at that point I was just going to slam my beer and get out of there. I just really didn't like the vibe. The only way I could describe it was that it was very "crystal meth-ish". It just wasn't what I look for in a club. I'll admit, it could have been the particular evening but for me, I'll go 2 more miles down the road to Bare Assets.

Right on Rt 19, it is hard to miss. Parking lot is about right for the size of the place. Food cart with burgers, etc is outside the entrance and you can bring the food indoors. Cover was $9 on this particular night. Walk in and a slightly oversized stage, given the size of the place, is immediately to the left with chairs along 2 sides of the rectangle. DJ booth just beyond. High top and regular tables scatter around the floor. Bar is to the right. There were maybe 7-10 dancers, a mixture of white, hispanic and black. No raving beauties but this was not a porkfest either. Girls were average build and looks. Girls do 3 stage dances and got topless by the 3rd song. No pasties. I enjoyed watching each one up there. Kind of like watching the girl next door feel to the program. Lapdances were 15 minutes for $100 in a cubicle to the back. Sorry, don't recall the full range of prices but I wasn't "shocked" by the prices. They were reasonable for the club Call the cubicle semi-private as you walk through an opening and go left for 1 cubicle or right for the other. My dancer got topless and touching was was allowed but nothing was suggested beyond the standard dance that was given. Alcohol is served and drink prices ranged from $7 - $17 for the 2 drinks I bought. If you live in the area and want some good titillation, this is a good spot. It probably isn't worth the drive given the offerings in Tampa. However, as topless clubs go, it is more reasonable than the Tampa offerings in price.

This club is more of a dive bar. Drinks are cheap and some nice looking ladies for the price. Cover was $10. About 6 girls working, 3 white, 2 black, and 1 latina. A few regulars were there and most girls spent time with them I guess cause it was Sunday and slow understandable. 3 girls approched me and got dances from 2 of them. They were good dances with mutual touching. Lapdance area is a common area with booths but no privacy. Dances were $30. I was statisfied but not impressed. I will have to check out VIP next time.

Paid a visit to silks to kill and hour. When you walk in the stage is at your immediate left and the bar is to the right. The day i was there they only had 2 dancers. One black and the other a chubby white girl. Neither one was my thing. I was approached by the black girl and immediately asked to buy her a drink. Dancer drinks are grossly overpriced at $12. I declined as i was not interested anyway. At that point i was ignored for the remainder of my visit. Many of these clubs drive patrons away with the over pricing of dancer drinks. Anyway the club appeared clean and the barkeep was better looking than the dancers.i give it a thumbs down.

I stopped anyway after poor reviews, I pulled into the lot and noticed 20 vehicles parked which made it look busy. Upon entering this small club, I heard someone yelling on the mic and it turned to be the DJ, he was actually very good. He was very motivating for the girls and plain kept the place rolling. Right away I noticed a super hot bartender where I order my beer for $3.00 and then I picked a chair near the stage. The bartender checked on me several times. I noticed several dancers: 1 African mid 30’s and very fat. This girl seem very popular 1 white mid 20’s, named H, large belly. This girl was very friendly and popular as well. 1 white mid 40’s, named P, very sexy and friendly but older than I like 1 white mid 40’s, named M, from a distance looked good but when I saw her up close, I couldn’t tell if she was a man or not 1 white early 20’s, named J, perfect tits, great ass, every man in the place tipped her, I asked her to come over when she had time for some VIP action, unfortunately after she left stage, I never saw her again. There was no cover, lot’s of customers, girls did 2 song sets, seemed a bit smoky and only the heavy girls and the one that could’ve been a man checked on me. I had limited time so I left. J is definitely worth looking into at this club. Maybe I will be back.

I was in the Palm Harbor area late on a Friday night and decided to give Silks a try. I was driving by a little before 1am and saw that there were quite a few cars in the parking lot, so I stopped. Cover was $8 at the door and included a free shot of Fireball. After taking my shot, I got a Miller Lite and settled in at one of the tables. I saw 7 dancers in the place: 5 white, 1 Latina, and 1 AA. Most of the girls were average looking and average build; there were 2 chunky ones and one tall, thin dancer. There were about 10 guys there, including myself. Most of the dancers were engaged with customers; there were only 2 sitting the back corner playing on their phones. The stage was constantly active with the girls doing 3-song sets. It's a topless club and all the girls did get topless. The majority of the dancers were enthusiastic and actually put work into the dance. One chunky gal stood and spun around the pole for 9 minutes and the AA dancer spent most of her set at the rail with one customer, but the others were great. Tipping at the stage was sure to get you a face full of breasts and all but 1 dancer stopped by my table and thanked me after their set (I really appreciate that). The tall, thin dancer got up to dance and when she dropped her padded bra, she revealed a perfect set of AA cup, bee-sting sized breasts. I was smitten. In the face, this girl wasn't a lot to look at, but those itty-bitty breasts got me. I chatted with her for a few moments at the stage and offered to buy her a drink when she was done. We sat together for about 45 minutes and I let her go tip some of the other dancers for me, which is always fun to watch. I then opted for an $80/15 minute private dance. I wasn't looking for extras, just some fun, so I did not inquire as to their availability. She gave an excellent and energetic topless dance with lots of mutual touching, some light ear-nibbling, and a couple peeks at the goods. After the dance, we finished our drinks and I strolled out around 2:45. Overall, based on what is available at some of the other clubs, I spent too much money for a tame evening. But I had fun. Even with the full nude clubs in the area, there are times when it is fun to go to a topless, pastie, or bikini club, hang out and flirt with all the girls. I'll probably swing by next time I'm in the area but not go for the VIP dance …

Small club. Drinks were reasonable. Only 4 or 5 dancers working. 2 my type, 3 not. Not crowded so spent most of the evening having drinks. Did 1 private dance which was very reasonably priced and delivered more than most clubs. Plan to visit again when in town. Bar tender was good. She made full strength drinks and they were not over-priced. Chatted with the manager for a short time as it was slow and he told me I should come back on Friday or Saturday nights when more dancers are working. Unfortunately, I was only in town for a few nights. Next visit I may try to come in earlier so I can see what the club is like on weekends.