Reviews

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies on stage or…

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have ever been to.…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone…

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard that day so…

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics) I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk. No Carmen. Bummer. But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP access for $10…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though. The VIP access…

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully…

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet. Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM. Safety: Quite safe in parking area. Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive…

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday! It is $10…

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The club itself was…

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…