Reviews

I've been to this club many times over the years, and it's usually either hit or miss. The inside is not as nice as some of the other clubs in Austin, but I've always enjoyed…

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of…

I DID NOT have to use valet parking.

This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though.

When I entered, no other customers were present, and no…

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that.
$15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band)
BYOB.

Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers.

There were 15 customers and…

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies on stage or…

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have ever been to.…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone…

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard that day so…

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics)
I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk.
No Carmen. Bummer.
But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP access for $10…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though. The VIP access…

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully…

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet.

Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM.

Safety: Quite safe in parking area.

Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive…