Reviews

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on duty at the…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got…

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked out the talent…

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront.…

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still believe that, last…

I visited a few weeks back. The outside of this place looks like a trailer park very easy to miss. Sketchy looking place when you walk in. The carpet is old and…

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP…

This visit got 35 dances total from 6 dancers. I remember because each dance was enjoyable wanting me more. Kinda like a 6 course french dinner - one course light and fruity, another rich and decadent and…

I've been to this club many times over the years, and it's usually either hit or miss. The inside is not as nice as some of the other clubs in Austin, but I've always enjoyed…

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of…

I DID NOT have to use valet parking. This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though. When I entered, no other customers were present, and no…

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that. $15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band) BYOB. Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers. There were 15 customers and…