Reviews

I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon. I had gone to Expose for lunch, but after I was done eating I left since there was only one dancer working at the…

Hot Bodies was easily my favorite Full nude club in Austin. They offered free parking, BYOB, and full contact nude dances - essentially a place where more of your money could be remain in your…

I showed up last Wednesday with a six pack of beer. paid my $20 for vip and sat down. was barely in my seat when a hottie named sarah walked by and sat…

Club features latinas, african americans, and some white entertainers, all have the stereotypical pawg pornstar body and an attitude to match. The club is located close to the airport in a business district yet…

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you would expect.…

Went here after the XTC drama. Cover $10 and $20 for VIP... went ahead and did the combo and shouldn't have. The VIP was lame. 4 dancers. 1 big girl was all over me…

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances. On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due. And 4th July weekend. Need money for the…

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions. Out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial-ish…

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to support a 12th…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every…

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My impression is that…

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance. $5 parking…