Reviews

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you would expect.…

Went here after the XTC drama. Cover $10 and $20 for VIP... went ahead and did the combo and shouldn't have. The VIP was lame. 4 dancers. 1 big girl was all over me…

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances. On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due. And 4th July weekend. Need money for the…

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions. Out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial-ish…

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to support a 12th…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every…

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My impression is that…

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance. $5 parking…

Great club. BYOB. Non-smoking. Fully nude. Wednesdays are best with $5 dances all day. Wed. cover was $10 and VIP $15 when you first enter -- VIP was $30 if you purchase after entry…

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the airport - closer…

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10. Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10). VIP is still worth it because it is sofa…

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves. I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street. Cover…