Reviews

Wednesday's are $5 dance days, and are generally worth the effort. This club is making renovations. Moved the DJ booth away from the stage, has put in a service bar, remodeled the bathroom, etc. The…

I have been to this club once before and came away with nearly the same impression. It was fun only because there happened to be one dancer I particularly clicked with. If not for her…

Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it. In particular - these dancers: + Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances. + Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a good hustler for…

I stopped by on the way to the airport on a Wednesday afternoon. The club had about 8 girls working when i arrived and around 12-15 when I left. It's not much to look at,…

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

I was in Austin for a business trip and had an empty night with some time to burn so I decided to go see what an all-nude club was like in Texas (I'm accustomed to…

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a…

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are expensive, it is…

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month: + Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good. + Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives me very nice…

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full…

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could be lots of…

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They are different class…