Reviews

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

I was in Austin for a business trip and had an empty night with some time to burn so I decided to go see what an all-nude club was like in Texas (I'm accustomed to…

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a…

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are expensive, it is…

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month: + Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good. + Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives me very nice…

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full…

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could be lots of…

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They are different class…

I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon. I had gone to Expose for lunch, but after I was done eating I left since there was only one dancer working at the…

Hot Bodies was easily my favorite Full nude club in Austin. They offered free parking, BYOB, and full contact nude dances - essentially a place where more of your money could be remain in your…

I showed up last Wednesday with a six pack of beer. paid my $20 for vip and sat down. was barely in my seat when a hottie named sarah walked by and sat…

Club features latinas, african americans, and some white entertainers, all have the stereotypical pawg pornstar body and an attitude to match. The club is located close to the airport in a business district yet…