Good Guys Reviews

Wanted to provide an update on GG (particularly due to a recent "policy change"), which is one of the normal clubs in my "rotation" in the DMV.

First, some of the pluses. Typically there's no cover charge, it's in a relatively safe neighborhood of Glover Park DC, you can frequently...

I have been to Good Guys before and it seemed like a bar with rotating naked women on stage and told myself I would never be back. I was in the area Saturday with nothing to do so I head to Good Guys and I get there around 8pm. The...

As other have discussed, goodguys is located in a relatively upscale area of DC. There is a Wholefood next door. There are 3 stages and the bar is on the left when you enter. You may ask to show your Id to enter. No entrance fee. Drinks price are like...

For those who have never been, good guys is on a decent street, usually easy to find street parking. You walk in, usually no cover and it's a long club with three stages on the side and a bar on the other side. There are some sheeted off...

It's been a while since I've done a review of GoodGuys, so I wanted to provide some more detailed updates for the un-initiated in the DMV.

GoodGuys is located in the Glover Park area of DC. It's a relatively safe neighborhood, and sometimes (often?) you can find metered street parking...

Haven’t been to GG since 2017. Back then, there were no LDs of any kind. Now there are curtained off rooms with couches. So I had to check it out.

This neighborhood has only gotten more and more safe throughout the years. You can easily walk past Good Guys’ nondescript brown...

Went by Good Guys club on a thursday night. I'd never been here before. No cover.

Vibe was eh. Didn't feel so welcoming. Sort of like a dive bar feel. Drinks were $12 for a beer. There was a dollar bill machine on premise that takes 10% (9 x $1...

So I went last sunday after like a month on an evening. I usually don't prefer going after daytime but there was this tall blonde dancer, I used to like who I thought quit a year ago was coming back so I decided to make an effort to go see...

I live in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia area) and hadn't been back into the city for a while. Good Guys is located in a decent neighborhood north of Georgetown. Definitely not like some of the clubs in Baltimore that are in industrial areas. As all the other reviews...

I am a patron of good guys and usually end up there at least twice a month. The first thing to understand is DC is slim pickings in general and air dancing is the norm, with 2 way contact technically prohibited at most places but frequently you’ll get away with...

Quick Summary

Vibe (Daytime): Chill watering hole
Vibe (Nighttime): Packed bachelor party HQ
Cover: $0
Drink Prices: $$$
Women: 6-8 range
Dances: Don't
Extras: lol

This review covers 4 separate visits to Good Guys, twice during weekday afternoons and twice on Saturday nights. While the basics remain the same, the place has a very different feel at night.

While...

Showed up at about 11 on a Friday night, two of us, and no cover charge. We were asked to present proof of vaccinations prior to coming in which is a fairly new thing around DC. The club is an old row home so long and deep. There are three...

Once again I ventured in a few Friday afternoons apart. The club continues to pick up, though even on a Friday afternoon I haven't yet seen more than a dozen customers at a time. The dancers are better looking and more consistent lately. And I can confirm,...

Fist time back to Good Guys sense the pandemic ended. I did not have a mask on when I got there, so they handed me one and told me I "should" wear it. No cover charge on this night. I said okay, and walked in. There...

Stopped by late on a Friday night (aroud 10:30PM). Very quiet neighborhood but managed to land a free parking spot in front of the club. Big sign that noted "masks required" (shrug) so I wore a mask and walked in. The bouncer guy reminded me...

This is actually a combined review of two Friday visits on July 2nd (about 4PM) and July 16th (about 2 PM). The club setup hasn't changed in years, though there are now small 2-seat cafe tables with white tablecloths as opposed to the old long communal tables.

Both times were...

As COVID winds down and GoodGuys has reopened I found myself curious to see how things may have changed at my old haunt. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say probably not much, but it is still early days.

Day shifts here were usually pretty good. They...

It's been forever since I've been to GoodGuys (PaperMoon in Springfield VA has tended to be more my go-to in the DMV area) - however decided to give it a try given its recent re-opening, and the fact that some of the ATF's I've spent time with at PaperMoon over...

I have been a stopping in at good guys for a very long time.
Even with the recent upgrades to the club, it is still a hole in the wall.

First the talent, it really has not changed a whole lot in the past 10 years. S0-so/medicore 21-35 year olds.
Ratings...

Good Guys is a club I have visited on and off for 30+ years. Located on M street parking can be difficult. The area has always appeared to be very safe, especially during the week, and during the day as there is lots of foot traffic nearby.

I entered and...

This club is located off of the main street. I firstly mention that for parking purposes. The parking is either on the main street or on a side street off of the main street. Parking is not that difficult to find on the weekdays and at a later time. You...

This club is a small one, one of those narrow store fronts on the street, a long skinny club inside. I arrived about 11pm and turned into what looked like the closest parking lot to the club, behind an Einstein bagels. (Turns out there was one more alley advertising parking...

For the longest time Archibald's was my go to club. Low key, local bar vibe, with girl next door type dancers. Now that Archibald's has decided to try to become some kinds of fake VIP club, sell pretend lap dances at stupid prices, I find myself at Good Guys. It's...

I decided to make a stop here around dinner time when I was in town with no expectations of a normal club experience but just hoping to have a beer or two see some pretty girls take off their clothes and maybe see a baseball game on TV. The reality:

I...

There was no cover charge. It is a smaller club with three stages on which the girls do their dance sets. Beers ran about $8.

As there are no lap dances, the dancers stayed on the stage for an extended time to get tips. The stage shows almost seemed like burlesque...