Reviews

Been heavily favoring day shift lately. A couple weeks ago, I hit up Emps on a Saturday night with some friends. It was so packed you had to camp out for a table. And girls…

2025 had been a strikeout summer for me at Emps thus far. Some afternoons with almost 20 dancers but more of only around 6 or so. Influxes of new young Cubans who’d quickly disappear leaving…

While in town visiting family, I decided to step out because this place is usually a decent time whenever I do come in town. Got there around 11 PM walked in and the entry fee was…

(Part 1: *Milk Money*) 15 dancers. Not bad for a Wednesday night. Entry was $10. Parking is free. Back half of the lot is unpaved. First time I’d seen the pawgalicious AM bartender as the door…

Location: Outside of the historical district about 10-20 minutes away in an industrial park. Seemed like there was lots of parking but I got a ride. Inside, there is a small lobby area where you pay the…

Tuesday around 2. No day shift cover. The Gulf snowstorm had shut Emps down a few days. I figured there’d be a bunch of girls making up for lost time… About 12 dancers. A few dark…

I visited around 10pm on a Saturday night, just after the new year. It was fairly busy, with some seating available on the floor, at one of two bars, or at one of…

Sunday night. $10 entry. About 15 dancers working. $6 beer from the cute thick blonde bartender. Asked her how Thanksgiving night was. She said barely anyone showed up. Custies or dancers. Sat down on one of the…

Between Helene and Milton. Around 70% of the city didn’t have power. The minute Emps got theirs back, they reopened. Hell yeah! Night of the UGA/Alabama game. $12 cover. Place was packed. About 20 dancers. The…

Thursday afternoon. No cover. Someone’s birthday, but that didn’t liven up the joint. 10 dancers. Mostly dark skin black girls. A range of sizes but the voluptuous chick with big nattys wasn’t there. Nice pear shaped…

Middle of the week. Middle of the afternoon. Middle of the summer. No cover during the day. The club was decorated for a bartender’s birthday. Fiesta banner. Piñata. Flags. Energy was up. Dancers were doing…

In Savannah on business and craving some attention. Club was about 2 miles from my riverfront hotel. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. No cover. Got 2 Miller Lights for $10,…