Joy of Houston Reviews

Please don't tell me to be more descriptive. This location is closed, the building torn down, I can describe the rubble on the lot if you would like ....

So funny, First thing I write is please don't tell me to be more descriptive...

Hadn’t been here for quite some time and was in the area so I swung in for a quick visit in a Tuesday afternoon. To the point, Tuesday afternoon probably wasn’t a great choice. The dancer quality and quantity wasn’t up to par. There was one younger country looking blonde...

There was plenty of parking when I arrived and there was no one to take any parking fees or anything. At the front desk there was a girl who took the cover charge she wasn't that friendly just strictly business. Inside the club was not very busy at all but...

My tall blonde maybe in her late 30s or early 40s. Great breasts and ass. I’ve gone to see her a few times. The first experience was wonderful. We had a few dances in the back and she allowed for all the touching a man could want. She asked about...

It had been awhile since my last visit to this club and when I found myself in the neighborhood I decided why not give it another try. Stoped in on a Tuesday afternoon around 3:30 and there were only about 5 other patrons in the club when I entered. The...

I thought I'd try a different club in the area. Bit of a sketchy area and was concerned for the safety of my car. All was good, so probably just the "feel" of the area. Walking in, I saw just a few girls, and not top shelf....

Went in on Saturday and spent a few hours Most of the dancers were not to my liking, either not the right age or body type. However I did find a slim blonde cutie (she may have been one of the only girls I would have considered for dances) who...

Visited with a friend recently to catch up on old times.

Great bar and friendly staff - however the girls are really hit or miss. Seems they prefer local friends over coming up to new entrants and entertaining, but once I started flashing money, they certainly changed that. Drank a ton...

Standard cover ($10), free parking. Waitresses re active and will check on you for drinks, so that's good. Very long, axial floorplan with the stage right in the middle, so sitting almost anywhere means good view of the main stage. There's a glass-wall VIP room, no experience there, but always...

I visited this club on a Friday night. The parking lot was very well-lit so I felt comfortable parking my car toward the back of the lot. The building was nicely maintained.

Upon entering, the bouncer at the front door had the ladies get their purses checked for weapons. The...

This place is a little hard to find at first. You'll have to go through a metal detector. There were 3 girls working plus 1 dancing on stage. There's no admission between 11am to 2pm during the week so it was free for me! There's a sign that said 2...

This is kinda hard to find but stands out once you see it. The interior is nice and clean with plenty of seating. Nothing special looks like any club you've been to. There was about 8 girls working that night. There was 3 girls that caught my eye but they...

Went in on a Monday afternoon, only 2 dancers working. 1 was super hot, the other not so much. Grabbed the good looking gal for a lap dance but was very limited to amount of time I got to spend with her. They wanted to keep a rotation on the...

Not sure if it was slow because of the day and time of visit or that things have just been slow here. I havent beem to Joy in a long time and I like to mix things up so I stopped in when on that side of town. ...

Went to Joy on a Friday Afternoon and was amazed that there were only 2 girls dancing. Both dancers were African-American and both were pretty cute, about an 8. I bought a beer and sat back to watch and enjoyed the show. One...

I made my first visit to Joy about 4pm today. I decided to go because I heard that one of my ATFs that quit dancing about 5 years ago was working there. Unfortunately, that was not the case. But I did find a very nice club with a lot...

I went into Joy on a Thursday afternoon. There seemed to be about 8 dancers. They were a mix of dancers in the 6-9 range. The club is a nice place, not anything extraordinary but not a dive either, considering the...

Ok this club is kind of on the outskirts of Houston and kind of round about to get to. When you get close luckily it is quite lit up and directions are posted everywhere. Parking lot is also well lit so thats a plus.

Walking inside I do have to...

Came here on a Tuesday afternoon and there was no cover and drinks were only $2. The place was much nicer on the inside than what i was Expecting judging off the the exterior. I was approached by a nice Latino young lady who held a good conversation....

I entered the club as was surprised as I had just moved here from El Paso this club outside and in looks a ton better than the clubs in El Paso. Inside is dimly lit but your eyes adjust almost immediately. Bartender was attractive and struck up a...

I came in this New Year's Day and the dancer I had the pleasure of taking to the back made me feel very comfortable. My belt buckle was in the way and so we unzipped and moved that annoyance out of the way. She even let me slide my penis...

Been to this club a Brie times on Tuesday afternoons. It's a little out of the way and not the fanciest club inside or out but not a rundown dive either. They have a $2 Tuesday drink special and that certainly is a bargain but the quality of dancers on...

Went in for $2 domestics. Only problem was that when you walk in, waitress wants to sit you in their area before you can even make the corner. Girls were ok, Barbie was definitely the best. I tried sitting at the bar and of course the worse...

Went into the club on a Monday afternoon, Read an earlier review that says don’t go at this time (after I had) and have to agree, it was pretty dead. Having been to the club in the past, I know that the dancers are pretty much...

Went in on a Monday night around 7pm. Don't go at this time, no dancers on stage and only a couple working. They do have a poker game on Mondays at 8pm. No buy in, and there is some cash prize. I did not play (should...