Joy of Houston
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11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA

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postmodernesque
Oct 2, 2017, 3:32 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Standard cover ($10), free parking. Waitresses re active and will check on you for drinks, so that's good. Very long, axial floorplan with the stage right in the middle, so sitting almost anywhere means good view of the main stage. There's a glass-wall VIP room, no experience there, but always looks fun. Rooms for lap dances are off to one end, and are pretty private, allowing for plenty of hand-on contact. Girls are mostly hispanic, some black, a few white girls. Mostly attractive (my luck is that I seem to attract the junior varisty instead of the varsity, but that's me).

If you sit down, they will come sit with you and "claim" you, so be polite and direct if you're not interested. Some of the girls speak limited English, so conversation is not always engaging. This may not be important to you, but just FYI -- personally, I like a little chat-up before a good lap dance. I have absolutely no idea if there are "extra" things available. Never been offered to me, and I've never asked. All in all, good experience if you're just looking for some eye candy and some good hands-on dances.

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