Reviews

I went into Pandora for the first time in early August on a Tue/Wed night around 10:30pm. There were 8-10 strippers out in the front either dancing or looking for customers to take to the booths for lapdancs. There were probably as many dancers as patrons there that night. Each dancer does a dance on the side stage, then a dance on the main stage where they scope the crowd to see who wants to have fun. One of them caught my eye. A cute blonde spinner. She couldn't be more than 20 but she is highly experienced, giving me pretty good mileage. $30 gets you an incredible full body contact dance which can include some light pussy-eating and cocksucking through your pants. She likes to grind on your dick with her ass and basically wants you to cum in your pants. However, she will pull the wood out of your pants and beat your dick for another $90, as long as it doesn't take more than three songs. The whole time she is alternating between jerking you off and grinding her ass-cheeks on your dick. She will NOT let you leave the club without a smile on your face. I know I did. Went back a few more times since then and got dances with 3 or 4 other dancers, but none had the combination of beauty, mileage, and filthiness that the blonde spinner provided.

I might have made the mistake of going in right before the shift change. It seems like the girls on deck may have been friendlier/more into it if they hadn't been anticipating the end of their day. Either way, this was not my normal Pandora's experience. Same deal as ever, 10 at the door, 5 or 10 for a drink. The little asian waitress/manager was the hottest girl in the place. I sat and watched the stage show for a little bit. I've heard the complaints about this place before: that the girls are past their prime. For the most part that wasn't true this day, with one big exception. There's one chick (short brunette hair, fakies, bruises all over, absent empty look in her eyes, awful sad smile)who I just can't understand why she's still around. I'd rather walk in and they had no dancers than walk in and see her and be reminded of whatever depressing reality this woman is living in. Other than her, the dancers were rangey: young and old, black, white and one asian. The asian girl was the hottest there, but she didn't look like good mileage. I ended up with a white girl in her thirties with lip injections and a decently tight body. Mileage was good, but not what I'm used to at this place, but whatever. I'll still keep coming back. Definitely the best club in Seattle.

I needed to blow off some steam. It is not far from downtown Seattle and if you don't like the place, there are two other clubs just down the same road. it was $10 to enter & $5 for a soda. There were maybe 5-10 other patrons. There are two stages. The gals rotated. Some of the regular gals were in that day. They included Janika, Marissa, Anna, Stevie, Monse, Holly, and a few others including a couple of AA gals that I wasn't familiar with. None of them are a ten. A couple are either huge or anorexic. I found one not mentioned that handled what I needed. All in all, it is a decent club. You just need to make clear what you want. The gals are not the hottest in Seattle. They are good at what they do. The waitress was especially hot. I didn't get a dance from Monse or Holly, but I think I want to try them out next.

A heads up on comparing Friday VS Saturday night. On Friday night, the bar next door called the Shanty Tavern is open, which makes parking difficult. If you go on Saturday night instead, the bar is closed, which opens up the parking spaces. No chance in hell I'd park on the side street where the cars fly by at 50mph around a curve. Too easy to get sideswiped. I went to this club both nights, different weeks. I was unsure on the variety at first, 4-5 girls on stage in a row were black, then the next 3 were white, no asians. The club needs to mix it up a bit, put some vanilla between the chocolate. VIP was pretty full, and noticed the manager walking around in there as well. The going rate is usually $30 in the VIP, but be sure to confirm that with the dancer. I took 2 dances at $40 when I assumed they'd be $30. Other than that a good experience. They have a waitress contest on Saturdays at midnight where the waitresses go on stage and dance, clothed. Some of the waitresses are far hotter than the dancers, and many of the dancers started out as waitresses.

After a long unusual Wednesday work day, I decided to blow off steam with a Pandora's visit. For those unfamiliar the standard ten dollar cover with a five dollar drink. For a Wednesday I was pleasantly surprised that so many girls were on tonight. A few of the regulars sat for awhile to see what's new. I did notice a few new dancers Kay a six with small b cup, and an okay body. Another dancer I didn't catch her stage name was more up my alley. Although slightly older it seemed a slim body with a huge set D"s. However I settled with one of my regular and favorite girls Chanel. About 5"6 petite with a firm set of C's. She even provided a warm up half song routine which I've noticed a lot of my favorites tend to do. Although not as high millage as before I did receive two decent dances with a lot of two way contact. I would love see this girl on the day shift to see what options would be available. For those not looking for corporate style dances Pandora's is still the best bet. Millage varies from girl to girl but in experience is dayshift is the best.

First time to a Seattle club, so after reading the reviews, I decided to come here. The place was relatively clean with two stages in the middle of the club. There were about 10 dancers circulating around and an equal amount of patrons. Dancer quality is average at best. Most were in the 4-5/10 range but I did see a couple dancers who were in the 6-7/10. The first dancer who approached me had horrible teeth like someone on meth so immediately declined. Screw that. Then I was approached by pretty good looking blonde with a pretty face and decent fake boobs. Normally, she is not my type but given the selection around me, she was clearly one of the better looking dancers. After a brief conversation, she implied that she was down with whatever so off we went back to the private dance area. I was thinking that the lap dances were going to be in a more private area but not so. I am not shy but I do like a little privacy but she reassured that as long as we were discreet, it was cool. So after about 5 or 6 VHM dances, I left completely happy. Looking around the lap dance room, it doesn't seem like this kind of service is the norm so as always YMMV. Overall, I would come back to this club but its not one that I would highly recommend.

The dancers are between 5 and 7 but allow lots of mileage. Pretty dark and a little bit seedy thought not unacceptably so. Parking is easy and even on a sunny summer afternoon there were more than five dancers on shift. The dance prices are negotiable but I found the cover charge a bit high. Not too bad on the hustle; girls will sit and chat then ask for a dance and don't seem too upset when turned down. Just the same, it's not hard to get in, get a couple dances, and then leave without spending too much time.

Stopped by early one afternoon on a workday to check it out. Place was slow, just one or two other patrons. The girls (shy of 10?) were generally Ok,one lady especially so. Several of the dancers phoned in their sets. Talking to the gals I learned the club was slow and had been all day. Had a couple average dances with a couple ladies. They went through the motions but seemed bored. I got bored myself and left. Might try the place again at a busier time. The club looks like it might have been a restaurant in the past. The interior looks average and dark of course. Layout seemed forced into the building - site was probably chosen for its location.

I was bored on a saturday night and decided to visit this club for time pass. Basically, This is a clean club and ambiance is very good. As soon I got in I ordered some juice and started to find some beauty babe to chat with. Luckily One young lady came to me and we had a small discussion about seattle ( I was new to seattle) and then as usual she offered me a lap dance. She gave a good dance and was very proactive entertainer. I liked many girls here Spent like 2 hours Over all you will love the experience for 2 or 3 hours for sure. This club is open Monday - Saturday 11:00am to 2:30 am and Sunday 1:00pm to 2:30am

Stopped by on a recent Saturday late in the afternoon after spending the morning in the office. The club could still use some work on the interior. The club is not dirty or grungy or run down just not up to the standard of the Vue clubs for example. During the day shift only used the larger main stage was in use. There was a good mix of girls with a cross between the day shift and the early evening girls. The girls are a mix of older talents west (Rick's, Honey's, or Sugar's) girls and new younger girls. There was a range in quality with girls like Morgan on the high end and some of the older Talents West girls on the other end of the scale. Dance quality can range from pretty conservative to just about anything you want. A lot depends on the dancer, her mood, if she knows you or has seen you around the club, and how you treat them. Overall I spent an hour or so and had an enjoyable time.

Stopped by today for the first time since before summer arrived. A few new dancers, but nothing outstanding, and strange Stella was working, I wonder if she has all her marbles, but is always nice and not too pushy. I do take exception with the harsh review the previously poster gave. While I agree it is in no way plush, it is comfortable, and prices are reasonable (if you can say this for $30 for 3 minutes of fun). I have never seen any of the dancers that appeared to be on drugs, a few on the goofy side yes, but I see this every day everywhere I go. If the poster wants to be grossed out, he should see Dancing Bare on Auroa, that should do it! Back to the review, of the 5 or 6 dancers today none were what floats my boat, but made for an enjoyable watch, and will try again later in the week to see if there is some different ones rotating in. One dancer was very specific that I would be happy at the end of her dance, but she was not my interest. The door girl, drink waitress was the most attractive of the bunch today. This place is always interesting as you never know what you will see, or get, but for $15.00 it is always worth the show!

I only stayed inside of this club for fifteen minutes, and I left because I was grossed out. The place is a hole in the wall, and I am not sure who I was more disgusted by: the dancers, the customers, or the club. Dancers were on some hard core drugs, begging to do anything. I saw one attractive one but she was nodding out while talking to me, so that's when I decided it was time to leave. I understand that in this profession you will face dancers who do drugs, but I don't expect to be in a room full of junkies. Before I left I walked into the bathroom, and I heard and saw some disgusting things. The overall interior of this place is cheap and broken down. I wouldn't come back. However, I'll say one positive thing about this club, and that is, that it is way busier than any of the Seattle clubs I've been to. There were a lot of dancers available and even more customers.