The Penthouse Club - New Orleans Reviews

I was in New Orleans late on a Friday night with perfect weather and I expected the top strip joints in town to be absolutely hopping and great. Boy was I wrong. Coverto get in was too high. Girls were average, no real witches, but NOONE was in shape like...

By Nola standards, this is an upscale club. It's on a side street off of Bourbon. There are no hounders outside, and there is always a cover. I had coups for free entry on my last visit, so we avoided paying. The lobby and floor are ornate, like the public...

Got to the Penthouse club at about 2 AM on a Saturday night after I scored free entrance passes for me and my 10 buddies at the pizza restaurant directly next to club on Bourbon St.

When we got there, there were about 15 girls working and about 3-5...

I went to this club over the weekend with my girlfriend. This was actually my first strip club experience. I had a great time and so did my girlfriend. The dancers were far better looking than I expected, and I'm glad we chose this club over the many others in...

Dropped by this club after five years. The lighting, furniture etc are a lot better now. Lot of girls with good body, mostly natural breasts. Ages run from low 20s to north of mid 30s, but even the more experienced ladies still have very nice figures. This club has a...

Checked out this place a couple of months ago while in town for a convention. It's in the Bourbon Street/tourist trap area, but it's half a block off the strip, which makes it a little less circusy outside the door.

One complaint I have. they gave me a hard time...

As the best rated club in the NOLA, I had my hopes up high. Especially since visiting Dixie Divas earlier in the night.

The first thing I noticed was the cover--$11. Not 10, 11. Odd, right? But I paid it and walked into one of the better clubs in the country...

I was on a business trip, and because of TUSCL reviews, and the location to my hotel, I chose this one as my serious visit. Avoid everything on Bourbon street and goto this club. It is an actual club rather than a closet with a pole. I had printed off...

We (mr and mrs m00tpoint) visited the Penthouse Club on Wednesday, December 28. We had dinner first across the street at Dickie Brennan's steakhouse so it was around 10:30 when we arrived. The club was basically empty when we got there but filled up before we left around midnight.

Drinks are,...

Very disappointed in Penthouse lately. Something has hit the skids -- maybe the hottest girls have decided to go to some other club in the city, maybe the management has decided that they're doing well enough on the basis of extremely-high-rolling customers and therefore don't need to bother with average-rolling...

I use to be very high on this club, but it has plummeted in my opinion compared to where it was over the past three years. The quality of dancers is down. For the first time I saw 5’s and 6’s working. Whoever is doing the hiring needs to revert...

Out of all the clubs in New Orleans, Penthouse is definitely it. All of the girls are nice and friendly and actually talk to you. I've never had someone come up to me with the "you want a lapdance?" at Penthouse.
The weekends can get ridiculously crowded. If you're going...

I went to this club due to it proximity to my hotel. It looks huge from the outside but is rather narrow (compared to normal clubs) once you are inside. The front of the clubs appears to be like the rest of the French Quarter businesses. There is a bar...

PH is fairly decent when it is not crowded or if the crowd is not too obnoxious. It has a 'modern' interior but in the househunters kind of way. The lighting is much brighter than in other strip clubs I have visited. There are plenty of attractive girls to choose...

Very crowded in here. No place to sit anywhere, so I just stood at that bar and drank. A nice dancer came up to me and started talking to me. Asked if I wanted to go upstairs and chat, so we did. Went out on the balcony with her...

Stopped by on a friday night. Have been here before. Best strip club to go to if you're in the french quarter, as the ones on Bourbon tend to have somewhat unnatractive girls in dirtier clubs. Admission is about $15, but passes can be found at some hotels and other...

This was my first visit to the Penthouse club, and I'll definitely be back. There were some real lookers working here, and not just because they were naked. There is a main stage, a smaller elevated stage in the middle of the main room, and a couple of...

Got into New Orleans on a Sunday and headed to Penthouse as soon as I could. I was looking for a dancer I had seen a few months ago who had made it a very enjoyable evening. I reached around 10.30pm and saw all the dancers do their rotation, but...

I visited here around 9:00 pm on a wednesday night. I was immedietaly blown away by the rich,luxe,elegant decor. It is a very high end strip club, and I do mean very. Unlike the average gentlemans club, 95% of the girls here are beautiful. They seem very intelligent, and also...

Tons of attractive women at this club, and more are always rotating in. The word has gotten out among the gals that this is the place where the hottest girls work. In fact, several girls from my other usual clubs (Scores, Visions, for example) also work at Penthouse. You can...

French Quarter clubs are not worth it. I visited Penthouse and a couple of others on a Saturday night and while the quality of the girls is decent, drinks and dances are crazy overpriced. Penthouse was probably the best of those I was in - you can get...

I had been to other SC in New Orleans. Some visits were pre-Katrina and a few in the last two years. Bourbon Street has SC everywhere. Pre-K there were two or three, now they are every third door. The Penthouse is just off Bourbon Street. There is a normal bar...

My friends and I were visiting New Orleans during Mardi Gras and decided to end the trip with a visit to one of the local strip clubs. We ended up at Penthouse and had a great time. I'll say up front that none of us had ever been...

First of all, allow me to apologize that this review is from the week of the Sugar Bowl. For some reason the club was not showing in my list of clubs on the site for review until today.

This is a great club for couples who want to experience the strip...

Visited this club on a wed night. The club is upscale with a good ambience. Nice place to hang out, but you need to be well dressed. Business casual does not work in attracting the dancers.

There are three stages, one main and two to the side. The second floor is...