The Club Reviews

I've found this place to be hit or miss. It's never bad, but it's either average or great. This time it was very slow, and with only 3 dancers when I got there. I never spent any time with Riley before, but wow! Riley and Scarlet are definitely my two...

I go here twice a year or so, when Im in the area, usually the Nashua mall. I stopped in, no cover before six. 5 or six patrons, a coupe at the bar, couple by the rail and a coupe at tables. Beers were average for a strip club. The...

Enter The Chaindog! A rare midway trip up here. This club is tough to find, no matter how often you come here and once you are here you have no idea what the building is. It like the mythical Island of Avalon. You can only find it if you...

Enter the Chaindog. I headed in on a Friday afternoon hoping to find a friendly day girl or two to maul. A fair number of cars in the parking lot, some very pricey high end ones. Friendly door guy, no cover and a bartender also working as...

So I went to Gold's in Bedford, NH after work, figuring I'd save money as their lap dances suck so I'd just sit at the stage for a while then go. Well that just wasn't a fun visit so I left after only an hour or so. I then headed...

I stopped by The Club again before a recent sporting event. At this point in my frequency, some of the girls remember me so that somewhat skews my review of them. Some of the girls that I have declined on must remember me because they dont act as...

The place looks good inside and out not sketchy. First I wanna start on the drinks, which are cheap unlike the ones in Boston. They have a good selection too and they don't breath down your neck to buy a drink like some clubs . Then you got the girls...

I haven't been to a club in awhile, but I was in the Lowell area on Sat night so I figured 'what the hell', and popped in for a beer.

When I first walked in, I was surprised how busy it was, though it could be an illusion because it...

Good variety of friendly dancers, most of them pretty easy on the eyes. My favorites are spinner Tristan (the most artful tattoo you'll probably ever see), young Riley, super fun busty Puerto Rican Isabella, cuddly Chaos, gorgeous affectionate Lacey, short busty Tanner. Most girls have faces that look as good...

Thought I would stop by The Club since I used to frequent it in the past. The younger dancers looked pretty darn good tonight. After watching the stage show for a bit and throwing the $1's around, I opted for some lap dance time. I think the...

The first time I entered ths club was on a Halloween night almost 30 years ago. Ahh Tabbatha as a vampire! Halloween is the best time a year for stripclubs. Five dollar cover, 4 bucks for a beer, Bartender dressed as Thing two, the waitress as a mouse. As...

The Club will have no big neon sign outside, so use your GPS to find it. Free parking. Full bar and drinks are priced reasonably with beer coming in at $5 (all bottles here, no draft). They have seating by the stage and then rolling seats by small tables. The...

I went to The Club with a coworker on a Wednesday night. Be aware that this place is only open Wednesday through Saturday! The Club had a $5 cover which seems reasonable. The girls here are nice and friendly and they'll actually come up to you and...

Went in with a few guys to have a couple drinks and dances. It's a small place with a bar that is along one of the walls, far end from where you walk in is the stage and there's a bunch of tables near the bar. There weren't too many...

Enter the Chaindog, Came up on a Satiurday night, 5 dollar cover, 6 bucks for a shot of Yukon jack and 4 bucks for a coke. Lots of cars in the parking lot, not too many customers, maybe 15 dancers. Who was working? Hmmn lets see Cholie, Tristan, Rielly, Chaos,...

I've been back to The Club a couple times since my last review. It has gotten to the point where the bartender remembers my drink of choice. I've figured out the lay of the land a little more. The gymnast from my previous review is Tristan. ...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG ! I came in with $$$$$ to spend and was hoping to find a milf or barely legal girl that was friendly. No cover, sparce crowd, maybe 10 guys at 3 pm including a rough looking biker type, but hay, I am no walk in the...

Was there with some friends, and it wasn't a bad visit. Price wise it's tough to complain, and same goes for drink prices. Thought the dancer quality left something to be desired though, some cute girls on shift but none of them really stood out to me. ...

I was in Nashua for business and I had an afternoon to kill. I didn't feel like driving very far so I headed to "The Club".

This place is located in a residential neighborhood and I almost drove by it, thinking it was a church. The building looks large...

Last night (Saturday), was my first time at The Club. Nice quiet place. Looks significantly bigger from the street but still decent size inside. It was dead when I first arrived around 6 but got a little bit busier as the night went on. It was...

I came here on a weekday afternoon. It is located in a safe neighborhood, plenty of parking. Easy access from the freeway. No cover charge. Immediately after you walk in is the bar. The bartender was super nice. Beer for 4 bucks, can't beat that. Granted it was in the...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG, Up here after a trip to the New Hampshire packie. I got in the door around 8pm. A stunner of a blond dancer getting out of her car in the parking lot was a welcome sight. Five dollar cover, 4 bucks for a bud light. This is...

Made a trip up there with a friend, been to this club 3 times. Saturday night it was pretty busy, has a stage in the back and a VIP room off to the side near the front . Has a full service bar which is a plus. 10 dollar fee...

A rare trip up, with my work schedule Saturday night is the only night I can make it here. Parking lot was emptyish but lots of customers inside, $5 .00 cover, 6 bucks for a shot and 3 bucks for a soda from a waitress that was an ex-dancer....

I go here twice a year or so, when Im in the area, usually the Nashua mall. I stopped in, no cover before six. 5 or six patrons, a coupe at the bar, couple by the rail and a coupe at tables. Beers were average for a strip club. The...