Westside Reviews

this venue is currently closed. staff says they are renovating and will hopefully reopen January. attached bookstore is currently closed completely. dances were $40 before (50/50 split - house girl) and they were heavy contact prior to closing. cover was about $15 last time I went. no bar, but I...

This is the best club in NYC or at least manhattan for "extras" and if you pony up the cash you will leave with some degree of "satisfaction"--if you pony up the cash. The pros of the place are the very forward women who take you into private. The women...

It's more of a adult novelty, with 4 dancers in back. None of them dance on stage and I was the only patron, but I think it's worth the visit, here is why. Of the 4 dancers, one was a no-go, two weren't bad, and one was nice,...

Have not stepped into this place since they were called another name. Expectations were not that high as I figured it would not change over the years. As I paid my admission and walked in just as I figured - the same shit. Dancers mostly rated under 5 while a...

Stopped there on my way back from work around 11 pm or so on a weekday. Place was a little dark, had a juice bar on the side, no alcohol as it's a nude bar. Place was totally dead, I was the only one inside... I only saw a couple...

I am rating this place on a national scale, not a NYC scale. In post-Giuliani NYC, this place probably passes for something deliciously seedy. The talent, mostly Hispanic, esta caliente, pero nada para escribir a hogar. (Pardon the pigeon Spanish) Girl next door caliber talent dancing...

This was my first strip club visit in NYC and I must say I was disappointed. There were hardly any gurls and no dancing at all. Lapdances cost 40 in the private room. Some of the gurls were pretty hot. The good thing about going is here is that you'll...

Stopped by this club not really sure what to expect. I was quite happily surprised to find most of the girls there were very attractive.

Pretty ethnically mixed, mostly blacks and latinas....both of whom are my favorites anyhow! Got a great dance from a chocolate princess aptly named "Pleasure". She...

This is one of the few nude clubs left in NYC. It is medium sized, with a nice stage and a big VIP area. There were about 8 dancers, one White and the rest Black and Latina. Quality was high, most of the dancers were around a...

I had not been to a strip club in some time so when I walked in I was not sure what to expect.. The cover was 15 which is about right for Manhattan. I asked the guy at the door, if there was anyone in there..He looked at me like...

Fine club. Plenty of nudity, and I believe plenty of action all the way to FS if you can pony up the price. Cannot prove the FS assertion because I did not spring for the ridiculous $250 (plus tip) fee. However, from the way the girls were talking, and from...

I stopped here late on a Thursday afternoon in May and was the only customer. Three charming and lovely ladies were present, mostly of a mocha tint. One was on stage and the others came by to suggest supplemental activities. The lap dances were, as they promised, "raunchy," although perhaps...

The Westside Club is one of the remaining all nude juice bar strip clubs in Manhattan. On Sunday, admission is only $10, non-alcoholic drinks are only $4 and the private rooms are discounted to almost half price. There is a semi-private lap dance area, private rooms with curtains...

I was there on a friday eve two months ago. Only 3 black dancers were there. I was the only customer. The bar tender was rude. None was dancing. Paid $5 cover, and a non-alchol drink for $6. After sitting there for 10 min. Still no other customer...

I think this place is called "Westside" now, but it's definitely the same place. A turnstile up front leading to a well-lit front room with a small stage and a couple of tables, a large dimly-lit backroom with a long stage, a couple of lap-dance booths in the back.

Arrived...

Haven't been to Mystique in about a year. When I stopped by for a Monday night visit around 6:00, the place was empty with 5 or so girls and no customers, except me. I watched a couple of girls dance, received the normal lap dance pitch, and eventually...

I have heard about this club for a while now, both good and bad, so I finally broke down on my last trip to NY and gave it a try. Overall, it was a pretty good experience, good enough that I'll definitely be back.

The ratings I gae break down...

Haven't been here since it was called CArousel; had a much better experience; girls range from 5 to 7s but are very friendly; not as much of a hussle for dollars as in other clubs; not any great action upstairs aside from a nice view and some good lap dances;...

Went there a little while ago after having gone there in the past. The cutest one that I saw before was nowhere to be found. Very friendly once they take your money, but friendlier while they try to take it. Very business-oriented, and rather empty. Didn't...

The 8's for mileage. Girls are spotty, none superb, mostly African American with a smattering of Eastern European. But you'll find treats here no other Manhattan venue (save Hot Lap Dance) will provide. The dances are done in a raised area which is mostly out of view, and with some...

One can have a good night here, but you'll have to be lucky. There are normally few ladies to choose from on any given night. For the $40 dance($20 to the house, $20 to the dancer), with the right dancer, liberal physical contact is the norm. But $40...

My road dawg and I hit this club Friday/Saturday, August 17/18, 2007, after hitting Katz deli (man was that a good corned beef on rye - pickles were straight too - the parking ticket was not too fun though). The one thing we noticed is that folks were more...

First time here in about three years. They have added a new stage where the VIP area used to be, not sure why. Maybe it gets busy on weekends, but it was very slow when I was there about 10:00 - 11:30 pm on a Monday night.

There were...

This place is pretty good if you're willing to drop cash.

Lapdances are pretty worthless in my experience and will cost you $40.

They generally have 4-6 girls working, and the place is usually relatively empty (I went one Sunday night, when I expected it empty, then on a Friday night and...