Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

This is a lower end club. It's down the street from the St James near the airport. Havent been here in a few years so decided to check it out. At least the girls here tried to work the room. Got a few laps from a 7 or 8 which...

Arrived at 3:05 p.m. on a Saturday. No parking lot trolls or security present. I noticed a young black kid casing cars in the east lot. No door person was present, but a waitress came over to collect the five dollar door fee. A dancer by the name of Fergie...

Arrived Saturday at 9:15 p.m. Parking lot was well lit and there was an armed guard present. Parking lot troll was present, but not as aggressive in times past-I was able to get a decent parking space without being hassled. In the club, there was approximately 20 dancers and a...

The club looks very shady on the outside but is clean enough and a nice place to hang out inside. There is valet parking that is relatively cheap. I would recommend this as my vehicle was broken into in my most recent visit. (this is common in Houston)...

For the uninitiated,this club looks like a dump from outside and the furniture inside is beaten up and in need of replacement, but the place is latex free and thongs are worn. Extras can be had here rather easily. There are private rooms, but they don't have doors. There is...

I went into the club around 2 in the afternoon. There was a light crowd and a few dancers working. There may have been more in the back that I did not see. There was a very nice looking Latina working that I never could get...

Point Blank ... you can get whatever you want at this club. I arrived on Sunday about 5:30PM, the club was almost empty. There were about 10 customers and 8 dancers. A perfect ratio in my opinion! I met a young, blond spinner this day named "P". After a shot...

I arrived around 11 pm. The cover around $8 and you have to pay a $5 parking fee. Inside, the place is well lit with a main stage up front and a round bird cage style stage in the middle of the room which didn't get much use....

Arrived at Dolls at 10:30 p.m. The marquee outside says "Party is Here" and boy was that true tonight. I was there about 15 minutes when a waitress and dancer got into a shouting and near shoving match (small waitress was goading much larger dancer). A hostess and manager broke...

Arrived at 12:55 p.m. The place was active with dancers doing three song sets. I paid a 5.00 cover and 5.00 for a drink. I ended up getting a dance each from a pair of young hispanic cousins. Worst dances I've had since the early 90's, they were 95% air....

I drove by St. James because the parking lot was packed full. Just the oppisite at this club not many dancers or customers. $10 cover and $20 dances.I had a couple of dances with a few of the dancers and ended the night with the oldest and drunkest dancer.Most of...

I arrived at 6:55 p.m., and there was no one at the door. I must also stipulate that a new dancer, Sapphire was tearing it up onstage, and I mean tearing it up. She had drawn quite an audience. Her dancing is extremely reminiscent of the dancer in the movie...

I stopped in about 5:45 PM, for a drink before going out to dinner last night. Outside the parking lot and the club look run down. Inside, the club is actually well appointed; there is a nice high ceiling and the layout and furniture looks well kept -...

stopped by the st. james the other night and got in for free for some reason -- well, i wasn't charged a cover. only had to pay the pole tax. anyway, none of my regulars were there and after 45 min, i'd only been approached by ladies i'd...

I Visited the Club around lunch time to see what was going on. I sat at a table in the middle of the club to see what was going on. There was only one other customer in the joint so it was kinda slow.

I tipped a few...

Stopped by for the first time in a while. I had been there for about twenty minutes when my former ATF saw me. We sat and talked for awhile, enjoying each other's company. Finally, I asked her if she was going to get naked for me. We headed back to...

Used to be my all time fave club. Noticed several things: 1) The bookstore next door closed, so the distance requirement in the recent ordinance has been met. 2) Lots os smoking, so even though the club is in the city-the anti smoking ordanance is being ignored. 3) No latex...

It's been a year since I've been there (I used to be a regular). As soon as I walked in tonight (Saturday 3-28-08) I was mugged by a thick cloud of cigarette smoke. I sat down and immediately had a dancer try to put the hustle on me (turns out...

I came in early afternoon on a Saturday after having a frustrating experience at the St James down the street Friday (ROB). Apparently they lost their strip license for a while, but they have it back now. Staff please reset the club type from bikini to topless.

This is...

OK they got their strip club license back again - which means that they can be topless again after like 6 months without a license. The downside is that all of the cute 6's and 8's who used to dance here are gone - and have been replaced with mostly...

This place used to seem to be pretty dead during the day, but they have recently added several private VIP rooms to add to the experiences. I found the girls to be quite cute, ranging from 5-8. They don't dance on the stage very much, but the trip to the...

Time to take this place temporarily off your list. They lost their strip club license which is why none of the girls stripped in the review below. They can only be a bikini bar now which is a waste because all of the hot girls have left since they can't...

It could be a case of timing on my part, but I was wholly unimpressed with the club. I went after work on a weekday early evening. The girls were Ok, not the best I have seen. The thing that struck me was no one was STRIPPING....

I went to this club about two weeks ago. The girls were, to my taste, pretty good: "girl next door" types rather than stripper types, ages from 20 to mid 20s. Very few Hispanics, almost all caucasian. I asked one of the dancers why that unusual...

The club is located right next to the classy St. James. It pales in comparison, but overall it is still a decent club. It is definitely much cheaper. Dance cost could range from 20-30. As usual YMMV. Some of the girls could be real pushy.

If you tip the restroom...