Reviews

Yet another great visit to the Playhouse. Grabbed a 6 pack, paid the $15 cover and took a seat at the bar. The bartender was a cute blonde with a tight, fantastic body. She kept…

Was in a few nights ago after staying away for a while and visiting the "other" club. One thing you can count is the Playhouse is consistent. Almost the same dancers as a…

Was in Philly on business and thought I would drive up to Burlington. Glad I did. The club has been described more than once. It is not a lot there. They…

There is not much to this club. While it's title designates it as a "lounge," there is no real lounge area, with the only seating being at the bar. The BYOB policy allows…

There was some special going on at playhouse the day i was there so it probably not representative of the way it is on a normal weekday. There were 20 girls there. A…

Made my way to the Playhouse again after a few months hiatus. The club doesnt ever seem to change. Many of the daytime girls are the same, with only a few I didnt…

Following up on my review in May, I combined both Tuesday afternoon and evening visits around a business meal and a Trenton Thunder ball game (15 minutes away). When the real thunder arrived and rained-shortened…

Monday was another decent day at the Playhouse, many of the usual Brazillians working. Got a dance with favorite Ruby who gives a very good lap dance. I highly recommend sticking with the private dances…

A vist after a long absence showed that this club still has the same efficency and value that it always has. Visited on a Tuesday late afternoon and had a pleasant 2 dance set…

Place is fun. Decor is pretty dank and dirty. It is BYOB which is always a plus. The LD rooms are very dark and not the cleanest in the world, but the…

Was at PH last Thurs afternoon 6/12. I had dances with 3 different girls...each was different and each was good for their own reasons. I have to disagree with some reviewers...I did not find the…

OK - if you're in the mood for this place - there is no substitute. Like others have said - this is not a hang out place like normal Gentlemen's Clubs - this is…

Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much from the Russians. It's a mechanical thing,…

I never thought I'd rate a club as low as a "5" where this kind of contact was available. And the problem I had may not be a problem for you at all...I…

After a many years hiatus, I stuck my nose into the PH to see what it was like, after reading so many varied things over the years. Didn't seem that different from the past.…

Its been quite sometime since my last visit here, and not much has changed, which in this case is a good thing. Cover is a little steeper than most places I visit, but well…

First time writing a review with the multiple choice questions. I'm not sure how to interpret "club rating", but Destiny the bartender is worth half a point at least. I would truly do things that…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon,saw alot of new faces and a few familiar ones. I got dances fron two gals that were new to me, sorry I don't remember the names. First was a…

Stopped by on my quarterly trip up to NYC and had my usual great time. I arrived about 2pm and the place was fairly empty. I'd guess about 8-10 patrons and 12-15 ladies.…

One of my better visits to the 'house. It looks like there's been some turnover in the entertainer ranks, and that's a good thing, because it had been getting nasty for a while there.…

PHL simply nevers fails to satisfy. It is decidedly not a place to spend much time - get in and get out. My latest trip there I had private dances from Lisa -…

This is still the best place near Philly to go for a lapdance. Sometimes the local authorities seem to want to make it difficult for a while, then things seem to ease up again…

Dropped by here on a Thurs afternoon and the place was hopping! I couldn't find an empty seat at the stage, so I just grabbed a blonde named Nita for a dance, instead.…

So after a day or two of awful meetings up around NYC, decided to suspend my brief retirement from the SC scene and drop by here on my way to points South. Got here…

I visit this club about every 6 months, and the result is much the same. About a week ago in the later evening things were pretty quiet -- maybe 10 dancers and about the…