My first visit to this club...
My first visit to this club in about 8 months, maybe longer. I know I've posted a review of this place before, and I was checking in to see if anything's changed. Previously, I felt this was a very overpriced, boring club with average looking, uninterested dancers. It's still very overpriced, not quite as boring as before and they have some girls working there who actually look pretty good.
This is supposedly the 'after hours' club in the FLW area. It stays open late, and is pretty slow until after the alcohol serving establishments close. My previous visits were around 10 or 11, and the club was always pretty empty. This time I arrived at 1:45 and there was a decent crowd.
When you walk in the door, they make you empty your pockets, pat you down and scan you. The cover is $5. Once I walked into the main room a bouncer immediately started talking to me and telling me how great the club was, blah blah. He introduced me to a dancer and showed me to a table. The dancer looked better than most at the club that I remembered -- A sandy blonde with large implants (Jenny?). She told me that the club now has a bus outside the building where they do LDs. She told me the dances are nude, hands on and were $70 for 15 minutes. She also hyped up how private it was and how 'it gets really crazy because no one sees what goes on.' I could tell she was BSing me and declined. I thought she was attractive, but didn't want to risk money on what sounded like rip-off tactics. Sure enough, I found out from the next dancer that the price is actually $70 for two topless dances.
something strange and annoying is that the bouncers try to instigate customer spending. They walk past the guys on the front row yelling 'make it rain, make it rain' and talk to different customers trying to get them to buying dances or giving tips. I didn't really appreciate it when I was sitting at the stage and one of the bouncers started whispering in my ear 'Do you like that? You can see more you know, you should buy a lapdance from her...' When you walk across the room to buy a drink, you can be sure that one of them will stop you and tell you to buy a dance or give tips. If you buy a lapdance, you pay upfront at the bar, and one of the bouncers bouncers will put himself into the conversation to try to sell you on a discounted three-dance rate. Sorry, but I didn't come here to talk to bouncers.
So I sat and watched the stage for a while. They run two stages, with an occasional two-for-one dance offer from the female DJ. The stage mileage is pretty high, though it depends on the dancer. With tip of a few dollars some dancers would climb off the stage into the customers lap. Others would bring him on stage and humiliate him. Two of the girls carried little spray bottles of alcohol and would spray it onto the customers crotch and light it, then blow it out. They would also sometimes run cheesy games or contests on the stage. There were 11 dancers, and most were pretty good looking with a good mix of body types and ethnicity. White, black, asian, slender and busty. One girl, Aiden, had her hair in a big pink mohawk, tattoos covering her body, ears gauged and piercings all over her face. Not my type at *all*, but I saw her sell quite a few dances, so I guess its appealing to some guys. Most of the dancers would remove their tops and put them back several times during their three song set.
Then, I saw a dancer who was totally my type -- A beautiful busty brunette named Kat. She has nice, surprisingly soft implants which she told me measured DD. She was very popular and it seemed like I only caught occasional glimpses of her going to and from the 'lap dance bus.' I knew that if I was going to take any of the dancers back there, it would be her. Eventually she came up on stage and I ventured to the rail. She took her top off right away and it stayed off all three songs. I gave her several tips and she climbed into my lap and did some very hard and energetic grinding. At this point, I knew I was done for -- I had found a beautiful dancer who actually put effort into giving customers a good experience.
So the heat of the moment got to me, and I ended up spending the $70 for two dances on the bus. Kat gives good dances and has a likable personality, and if I came back to the club I would definitely want to see her again. In summary, I can't say that I didn't have fun, but the cost is just too much for too little. Even a knockout with a great attitude can't change that.