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Tea House of the Dancing Lady
2215 Tiffin Ave Sandusky, OH 44870
Can't a guy get some green tea without strippers and loud music!?!?!
Sandusky, OH. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me not too far from Cedar Point. Plenty of parking in the lot. Can't enter have to ring the bell. It took a while for the guy to come through but cover was $10 and get wanded down. In you go. It's another really loud club which I fucking hate so instead of just hanging for a while I was pretty aggressive in just grabbing dances so I can get the fuck out. Bar is right here, one stage, one girl up at a time. Dance area is in the back, sort of open booths private from the rest of the club. Those are $25 a song. Customers looked mostly white and hispanic. Dancers. Looked like white, black and hispanic. About 10 girls or so. Thick to thin body types. I don't recall to much plastic. Ages 20's-40's. 5-8 range. One girl I saw and grabbed pretty quick. Lacey. Nice ass, brunette girl sort of GNDish. Sort of my type. She allowed great two way touch. Didn't try for extras or ask but it was good time with her, reccomend. I then saw a girl that sort of looked like Catherine Zeta Jones. Brunette white girl. Probably 40's. She opened her mouth and out came like a southern accent straight out of Antebellum. Like I've spent a lot of time in the south, it was heavy. She was from South Carolina. Her name was Candy. Really attractive, up close probably in her 40's but 20 years back I would guess she was an all time babe. But we got dances and one I started touching she took my hands and placed them to the side. Shit. One way with her. Can't recommend at that point despite the accent being cute as all fuck. I would however recommend Lacey. Nobody really reviews this spot too often but here it is. I didn't stay too long, music was annoyingly loud as fuck.
1 yr ago
It was okay for a Monday I guess
TL;DR: The 'Creig' character seems to have been replaced by a middle age, chill, bald black dude. There are actually private booths for dances and I was allowed to touch. It was $5 to get in, $25 per dance, and I drank a Modelo for $5 and a bottle of water for $4. Perspective: this is my first review. I have only frequented some of the clubs in metro Detroit before this, going a few times a year over the past 5 years. The Review: So I am at the Great Wolf Lodge on a Monday for a thing but I work midnights so I need something to do during the night while everyone else sleeps. I look up clubs and see this is the only one. I also see it hasn't been reviewed in some time and that the reviews aren't glowing. Whatever, I am going to check it out. It's either this or hang out at Planet Fitness. The area is whatever, it was night but it didn't seem so bad. The parking lot is in decent condition. A few cars there. I am not sure where to go in at first but notice a little door under its own awning. When I walk up I see the handle is broken off...interesting. I look around and see there is a door bell to ring. After hitting it, the dude in charge, for this evening at least, open up and let's me in after seeing my ID and asking for $5. He was nice. I didn't have to touch the broken handle... Inside is charming, really. It's a hole in the wall but it's not like a dump or anything. The pictures online are accurate that I found. You got a bar with like 10 stools, a few tables, and a small relatively low stage across from the bar. The seats were all pretty comfy, particularly on the rails and they had wheels to move around a bit. I bought a beer. I was shocked it was only $5. The bathroom was not the best but there was no troll and the soap was nice. Alright on to the strippers. There were 5 total staff. Black dude, little white bartender girl who was friendly, and 3 AA dancers. Kitty was a little squishy, definitely over 30, but nice personality and sensual stage moves. Then there was Tsunami who was very petite and acrobatic. The stage show was impressive. She was pretty hot but just a little small for my taste. Then there was Mia who was a little taller and thicker than Tsunami. Not quite the same stage prescence but definitely more my type, so I ask for some dances. No DJ here, the girls were queuing stuff up on a tablet. If you read the old reviews, they must have added a section for private dances. This wasn't on a chair against the wall for $10. This is $25 a dance in a decent booth where I was allowed to touch. No extras were offered or asked for. The dances were okay but I have had better. Considering it was a Monday, and the old reviews are pretty rough, I was happy because I am down with the AA girls. If not, well, you would not have been happy. Dances are a little high at $25 but the $5 Modelo was appreciated, along with cheap bottled water. She actually gave me coins back like I got charged tax or something on the water but I just left it as a tip and it was like 3 or 4 bucks. I would go back if I am in Sandusky again at least to see what other talent is there. Don't let the old reviews scare you. It's open and it functions like a fairly regular strip joint. You can use your phone and get a private dance, etc.
1st time back in a while
Like others have stated it's not like most typical strip clubs. The decor seems the same as it was from way back when i was in the service and back home on leave and that was a long time ago. You have to buzz the door to get in as you walk in and pay the $5 cover, The layout is you walk in the door and to you right is the bar to the left is the dj booth (in name only,the owner/doorman plays the ladies music from a dvd player. in the center of the room along the back wall is the stage with the tables making up the rest of the floor area. The interior is small maybe 25/30 foot wide by maybe 40ft long. Drinks are a lot less pricey than other strip clubs at least soda's are seeing as i don't drink when i'm out driving. As for the ladies this night they were not much to choose from as most went from curvy to chubby nothing above a what i would rate a 6 overall and that would include the one slim lady that seems to be a lifer there. ( only same face i'v seen there going back to when i went there last around 2/3 years ago. Every once in a while you could find a gem here dancing but she wouldn't be there long. Also differs from other strip clubs in that this place does not have any private rooms or area for couch dances. They are all done on straight back chairs along the back wall on either side of the stage, out in the open where everyone can see. Thought that doesn't stop some fairly handsy dances from happening but no chances of extras happening here in the club. I have heard of ladies doing take out after hours but have not found one i care to arrange anything with as of this point. seeing as it is real close to home may give it a few more shots just see if i may have caught it on a off night. Although i don't think that is the case. but all the ladies set there own schedules so who knows maybe the might have some better dancers that just didn't want to work the night i choose to stop in. i hope that is the case if i do choose to go back a few more times to give it more of a chance. Not a place i would recommend anyone check out by what i seen there on my visit.
10 yrs ago
I tried this place out about...
I tried this place out about a month ago. The guy that runs it is a bit of an odd duck. He is the owner, bouncer, doorman & dj. I can see why some people could have a problem with him. But honestly if u don't act up i doubt you will have any trouble. The place itself is decorated in an asian geisha theme. It looks like a 4 car grarage they guy converted into a strip club. There is a house attached i believe he lives in. Full bar and they do not rip your mouth out on drink prices. But do want you buying drink the entire time you are there. I talked with the girls and they say he does not make the tipout like at other clubs so he makes all is money at the door & the bar. 5 dollar cover btw and they dont open till after dark. Nightshift only and closed on sunday. When i was there there where about 7 or 8 girls danceing all looked pretty good. There was a mix of white, spanish, asian and black girls. So you should be able to find someone to fit your needs. The two pretties girls i though where savannah and amy [donkt remember amy's stage name] they where both busty white girls. And very friendly and fun. There is no vip and no couch dances. Table dances only. Useally the girls will take u along the far wall and do them there. The dances r only $10. And some of the girls will let you have roaming hands if the owner aint watching but every girl is diffrent. No extras in the club. But some of the girls do offer take out if u r discreet and have a little bit of charm. Lol the proccess struck me more to be in closer to picking a girl up at a bar than just taking home a stripper straight up. If that makes any sense. All in all not a bad little club by small town standrds. It aint the landing strip or hustlers in detroit. But not bad over all.

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