Reviews

TL,DR: A good time at a fully nude club with limited opportunities for extras. Friday March 4, 2016 9:30 pm-12:30 am visit Free parking, $15 cover (which included a free bottle of water), BYOB Fri…

I used to come here once in a while, and decided to make a visit in the afternoon. The club is still a very small, kind of dirty place. The bathroom is particularly dirty…

A Sunday night late I was driving home from another club and stopped in on a whim. Glad I did! Greeted at the entryway by the bartender and a dancer who were on a smoking break.…

Okay, when you first walk in you'll notice this place is tiny. Left of the door us the bar/stage an it covers most of the place. It's also important to say its byob so come…

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday afternoon. This club doesn't change a bit. I have been coming for 20 plus years and it is the same. Not the best or the worst…

OK, been a while since I've been in the neighborhood so I topped in. Pretty slow time, about a 1.2:1 dancer to customer ratio. Girls dance two songs getting naked on stage then come around…

I came here passing by expecting a dive. When I arrived I was surprise to see it was surprisingly clean inside and not a dive at all. There's a small center stage around the bar…

This place looks very dumpy from the outside. It is next to a really sleazy motel off route 73. Inside is pretty dumpy as well. I went in a a Friday night with some friends.…

This place hasn't changed it's ways in years. This is still a local joint to waste time. I went there a couple Fridays ago and there where 3 girls dancing. None of which I would…

Cover charge gives you a wrist band with the day named so you can go in and out. The parking lot seemed to be a friendly meeting, smoking place for some. A range of attractive…

Here is a update on this place. They did some remodeling a few months ago. New bar, floor, tables, stools, and couches. Nothing major, and nothing outside. Place is open till…

I came here on a Tuesday evening close to nine. It was the slowest night I have seen. There were girls actually lining up to see me. I was happy that the club is a…

I stopped in on an afternoon when work had slowed down. Basically the club is rundown but there were 4 or 5 girls working. Most were very average looking. It was very…

This place has been reeling, no longer posting the dancer schedule ( reason being so many lazy or older non-Internet guys never looked, anyway ). It tends to be the same…

This is definitely a YMMV place. Ive been here a few times and found several really nice, sexy girls to take in the back for a private dance. Today there were only 3 black girls…

I have actually made two visits to this club in a relatively short span of time, so this review will be based off of both visits. …

It had been a few years since I had been in the area and I had some time to kill, so I thought I'd stop in. Not too much has changed since the last…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night. Light crowd, plenty of seats at the bar. Bartender and bouncer are really cool. Ten dollar cover. Its a byob, and all girls do a…

This club was super slow. But still a good time. I even the bartender flashes. The club is a normal looking little club. Not the cleanest but I have seen way worst.…

It has been many months since my first visit here, and things have changed somewhat. They have reconfigured the dance rooms, and not only is the private room with the beanbag bed no longer…

The place is a hole in the wall at the end of 73. It is in the same building as some kind of motel. It is BYOB and there might be juice for purchase.…

In summary, Erotic Cafe is a "big tease" juice joint, with average looking (at best) dancers, and surprisingly low mileage for a nude club. If more of the ladies really delivered a great lap…

Stopped by the cafe friday night. Only 5 dollar cover, and free buffet before 700 on fridays. Bar was not crowded, and decent amount of girls. Its byob, and bartender holds your…

I finally decided to stop in here today after living in the area for 10+ years. It looks really sketchy from the outside, but inside looks like a halfway decent corner bar with a…

This place was a huge surprise. It looks real shady from the outside, but once inside I had a great time! There were a ton of dancers on shift for being such a…