Erotic Cafe Reviews

Got off work early and stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon at about 1'ish. This was my first visit as I've driven past this place 100 times but it appeared to be like a slimy run down place. Once inside you have a small stage at the center of a...

Went there on a friday afternoon, watched a few dancers on stage. when the one I liked came around I asked how much fun the lap dances could be and she said "very". went back to the "VIP room" which was anything but VIP. just a couch...

I went to this place for the first time in about 8 months. Not much has changed. It is still a hole in the wall. The club is small and dank. There are a few new girls there that I hadn't seen before. Most of them were 4-6 depending on...

Stopped in for the halloweem party. Lots of girls, all in costumes. Girls were 1 song, on stage, and then coming round for a dollar. Usually 2 song sets. There was a 100 dollar prize for the best costume. Guys got to vote on their...

This is a small, gritty club next to a motel out in the boonies. Plenty of free parking; the lot seemed safe enough. I went on a Thursday about 8:45, and the $10 cover included one (non-alcoholic) drink. There is a small stage attached to the bar...

Stopped by here on way home from work. Haven't been here in years but it hasn't changed at all. Dark, dingy. Girls not so hot but I will say they're pretty down to earth and very easy to talk to. I always tip when they come around so I don't...

I came in about a week ago here. Sat down and when the bartender asked what i wanted i asked for a beer but was told it was BYOB, I ordered a coke and was told $10 by the bartender, apparently there is a $10 cover which included 2 "complimentary"...

I was driving by this joint one Saturday afternoon after a fight with my wife and I said to myself, why the hell not. The place is not classy or posh, but it's reasonably clean. The bartender was friendly, paid the cover and got a bottle of water....

The exterior is extremely shady and is attached to a small motel. After being carded and paying a 15 dollar cover you walk into a tiny room with a small bathroom to the right. The night I went there was maybe 5 dancers on but that may have to do...

I have been coming to this place for years. Sure the exterior of the club is super shady, since its connected to a motel that looks straight out of a horror movie. But inside you can luck out and sometimes find some attractive dancers(not every time, depends on the night...

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This club never changes. As usual it is quite a run down exterior next too a run down motel. I had the pleasure of seeing a sketchy guy with no shirt on walking around the entrance to the club. I assume he might have been a motel patron. The stage...

Didn't have the energy to make the trip into Philadelphia, so I thought I would give this small NJ club a shot. As I mentioned, this is a small club, more like a locals only type environment. In general the girls here where 6's and 7's, no stunners,...

I was back in the area last April for the first time in 10 years, and the club I went to back in 2004 doesn't seem to exist any more, so went here just to try it. Small building, could use some remodeling. Only 3 girls working, one...

Went here for the 1st time. Tiny place and seems like it could do with a remodeling. $10 cover and got a soda. Cute bartender and she was taking her tips in her cleavage.<br>
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Dancers kind of a mixed bag. Mostly older or on the heavy side. I believe they were...

No matter how many times I try to avoid this place, something keeps reeling me back in. It should be the abundance of nudity in this club, but the truth is it is just convenient to my location. I like going to clubs that are low key and comfortable, without...

Arrived on a Saturday night around midnight with a few friends after having a few drinks down the road. Club was semi filled with a decent amount of dancers. Bartender was very friendly but quickly getting us drinks when needed and also giving us some free hand massages. The dancers...

I love visiting this club. If you just want to unwind and sit back with a few beers it is a perfect place. The dancers are very liberal with themselves and you and a buddy can just hang and have a good time. I feel u do get your moneys...

Stopped in late .Place looks almost the sane as it has for years, a dump. Front room to the right is for nude dances. Back room is for reg dances. Vip room Is to the right of that room. Dances are 3 and a half min....

I last reviewed this club a year ago, and since then there have been a lot generally favorable reviews and few very poor ones. I don't understand what provoked the poor ones, as on every visit here I've had a good experience. Granted the building is small and a...

Made my occasional stop into the EC, after a few months away from the scene. This time around 5PM on a Monday. Pretty decent crowd, mostly older men looking to be midway from a commute back home from work.
Nice part was that Honey was behind the bar. No matter...

I visit here occasionally. The place it is in is quite a junky area off the highway which is next to a run down hotel. The time I visited was the early afternoon, so there were only 5 dancers, and 3 patrons.
The stage is setup so you cannot...

Ok I really like coming to this club. I like club that are not high end and price. The cover is 15 to get in BYOB. Me and a friend show up to just have a few beer and get a few dances. It was early and the girls on...

this is a whole in the wall dump. id rather go pick up a hooker then go there. the owner is mean n a bitch, honey screams at the dancers n customers. my opinion is it is run by washed up old dancers who take it out on the good...

I have not visited ER in a long time. This used to be my go to club when I worked in the area. I was in the area on business and wanted to stop in. This club is nothing special to look at but they have decent dancers, friendly...

This club is definitely worth a visit I always seem to have a good time there. I prefer the day when its not as crowded and the couch dances don't seem to be policed by management with the same watchful eye as you get in the evening. I don't...