Erotic Cafe Reviews

TL,DR: A good time at a fully nude club with limited opportunities for extras.

Friday March 4, 2016 9:30 pm-12:30 am visit
Free parking, $15 cover (which included a free bottle of water), BYOB
Fri & Sat open until 5:00 am
About 20 girls working, a fairly even mix of white,...

I used to come here once in a while, and decided to make a visit in the afternoon.
The club is still a very small, kind of dirty place. The bathroom is particularly dirty and run down.

The couch area did seem to show some signs of renovations/and is OK.
Dancer...

A Sunday night late I was driving home from another club and stopped in on a whim. Glad I did!
Greeted at the entryway by the bartender and a dancer who were on a smoking break. Both extremely friendly. The bartender escorted me in. No mater how things were to turn...

Okay, when you first walk in you'll notice this place is tiny. Left of the door us the bar/stage an it covers most of the place. It's also important to say its byob so come prepared if you want to drink, but the plus side is it's a nudie club...

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday afternoon. This club doesn't change a bit. I have been coming for 20 plus years and it is the same. Not the best or the worst club. Small club with friendly dancers and bartenders. I like how close you sit...

OK, been a while since I've been in the neighborhood so I topped in. Pretty slow time, about a 1.2:1 dancer to customer ratio. Girls dance two songs getting naked on stage then come around for tips and sales pitches. Have to admit the pitches are quite good. Barmaid on...

I came here passing by expecting a dive. When I arrived I was surprise to see it was surprisingly clean inside and not a dive at all. There's a small center stage around the bar with some side tables along one side of the bar. There is a menu for...

This place looks very dumpy from the outside. It is next to a really sleazy motel off route 73. Inside is pretty dumpy as well. I went in a a Friday night with some friends. It is a BYOB. Most dancers were ugly as hell. Some were younger and cute....

This place hasn't changed it's ways in years. This is still a local joint to waste time. I went there a couple Fridays ago and there where 3 girls dancing. None of which I would say are 10s. The couch is still dingy and saging. The girls are very...

Cover charge gives you a wrist band with the day named so you can go in and out. The parking lot seemed to be a friendly meeting, smoking place for some. A range of attractive to less so dancers walking about and interacting with regulars, pretty loose on states of...

Here is a update on this place. They did some remodeling a few months ago. New bar, floor, tables, stools, and couches. Nothing major, and nothing outside.
Place is open till 500 am, sat and sun. Gets busy late. Only show in town I...

I came here on a Tuesday evening close to nine. It was the slowest night I have seen. There were girls actually lining up to see me. I was happy that the club is a byob. The club got busier after 9:30.
The lap dances are incredible if you find...

I stopped in on an afternoon when work had slowed down. Basically the club is rundown but there were 4 or 5 girls working. Most were very average looking. It was very slow maybe one other guy was there. One of the girls spent some time chatting...

This place has been reeling, no longer posting the dancer schedule ( reason being so many lazy or older non-Internet guys never looked, anyway ). It tends to be the same old girls, many getting plumper it appears stopping off at the myriad of fast food...

This is definitely a YMMV place. Ive been here a few times and found several really nice, sexy girls to take in the back for a private dance. Today there were only 3 black girls in the afternoon working and they were all too thick and didnt smell very good....

I have actually made two visits to this club in a relatively short span of time, so this review will be based off of both visits.

The club is located right by the Riviera Motor Inn. It's a smaller...

It had been a few years since I had been in the area and I had some time to kill, so I thought I'd stop in. Not too much has changed since the last time I had visited. I did however forget that it was BYOB. I...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night. Light crowd, plenty of seats at the bar. Bartender and bouncer are really cool. Ten dollar cover. Its a byob, and all girls do a 2 song set, getting naked on stage. Girls vary in age, and race. ...

This club was super slow. But still a good time. I even the bartender flashes. The club is a normal looking little club. Not the cleanest but I have seen way worst. The girls were all very friendly giving a great handshake when circulating. I...

It has been many months since my first visit here, and things have changed somewhat. They have reconfigured the dance rooms, and not only is the private room with the beanbag bed no longer there, so is any real sense of privacy. To top it off, it seems...

The place is a hole in the wall at the end of 73. It is in the same building as some kind of motel. It is BYOB and there might be juice for purchase. Not sure, as I was not there to drink. Dancers were a mixed...

In summary, Erotic Cafe is a "big tease" juice joint, with average looking (at best) dancers, and surprisingly low mileage for a nude club. If more of the ladies really delivered a great lap dance experience, this club would be a great destination. Forget what the place looks...

Stopped by the cafe friday night. Only 5 dollar cover, and free buffet before 700 on fridays. Bar was not crowded, and decent amount of girls. Its byob, and bartender holds your stuff in ice. Girls come around for a dollar after there set, they...

I finally decided to stop in here today after living in the area for 10+ years. It looks really sketchy from the outside, but inside looks like a halfway decent corner bar with a small stage in the middle. I thought all the girls danced on stage...

This place was a huge surprise. It looks real shady from the outside, but once inside I had a great time! There were a ton of dancers on shift for being such a small club, and a few of them were surprisingly attractive. There's a pretty good...