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Watching the olympic coverage I can't help but wonder one important question.

Which olympian would make the best stripper?

After all these amateur athletes need to earn a living while keeping in shape between Olympics. My…

I went to a BYOB club in a rural area. I had plenty of bottles of liquor and beer already in my rig, so just headed straight to the club's parking lot. The last fifteen…

TLDR: Dancer didn't seem to be a ripoff in the end.

Just a story I'd like to share for those interested in a long read...

Decided to hit my usual club up to chill and relax especially…

Trolls and TUSCLers, I think many of you might enjoy the movie Sausage Party. I saw it last night it's definitely TUSCLer approved especially for DATY, BBFS, CIM folks

Is it automated?

I saw a MILF on Backpage that intrigued me, but I wasn't looking for an escort at the time so I didn't call her. She would post a new ad about twice a week, and…

I was at Advanced Auto Parts yesterday buying wiper blades. The customer next to me got mad and left the store in a huff...I thought wtf? Then the emoloyee that was helping the mad guy…

How did your first blowjob taste?

I need some downtown Detroit hotel suggestions. I've stayed at the RenCen and Motor City on the clients dime. Since its my dime, I'm looking for lower rates. I once stayed at Atheneum because I…

So went to a chiropractor yesterday for issues with my back. This as a legit business at one of those buildings with a bunch of doctors and therapists in one place. Chiropractor suggested I also…

Papi Chulo's recent thread on dancers that do drugs got me thinking about cigarette smoking. Dancers who smoke have a more direct negative impact on me than dancers that use other drugs.

I'm pretty isolated…

Since joining Tuscl in 2005, there has been several high tech gizmos introduced into cars. Additionally, items that were only seen on the higher end models are installed on much more cars as a matter…

In light of my recent post regarding my LDK at a silent party (click link to see a silent party - m.youtube.com ), I decided to apply the concept to a Strip Club experience to…

I'm on the do not call list and it doesn't work at all anymore. I've been getting so many scam phone calls I stopped answering my phone unless I know who it is.…

Anyone know how much the sky box is at Lust? I didn't even know they had one. I thought it was just scores.

I knew the water in the diving venues in Rio was green, but it's even more non-brilliant than that!

foxsports.com

So I was talking to an FS escort the other day and she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. So naturally, I asked if he knew what she did for a living - and she…

Speak of the Angels, Salma Hayek is being interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel as I write this. Great minidress!

Never did OTC before.

Went to a club after work for happy hour. Met a dancer new in town. Did a few amazing lap dances with her. Not a place where ITC is possible (Inner Room…

There is 5 reviews of follies today alone. Seems like at least 1 or 2 every day which isn't anywhere near the rate of reviews for any other club. At least not noticeably so. Is…

Kinda inspired by rockstar666's recent thread about his ATF wanting him to score some mushrooms for her.

I've never done any illegal drugs in my life - never really had the desire nor much of a…

as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and shotgun…

No, it's not mine, and I doubt it's Johnsmith69's either. The girl is in her mid-20s.

I met a sweet looking civilian girl (on line) about a month ago. We had a nice get-to-meet-you dinner…

TEGA CAY {South Carolina}
He ordered a stripper, but a Tega Cay man didn’t account for any other visitors.

The man was reportedly robbed at gunpoint early Friday morning, shortly after a stripper he ordered from a…