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At what age did you notice you could no longer trust a fart and ass wetness was an issue ?

Funny yes but a very serious question

Admitting this makes me feel more PLish than usual.

I have been watching cam girls.

And I frankly used to look down upon guys who visited cam sites as uninformed. Sorry. I was rong.…

And tell them I'm running guns then ask them "would they like to buy?"

Lol

Masterfully displayed and short bus educated

Tonight I asked my CF if she ever did "private dances". She demurred with a smile and said "only in the VIP lounge".

However, as she looked back at me, she gave me…

I took a real good shit at McD's tonight on break. I made a perfect snow man with shit balls! I went to take a pic so I could prove it and the dam auto…

If I keep getting my shot together ten years from now I will be balling at least visually like a pimp...with club knowledge and wisdom on the Industry I could recruit small time hot chicks…

As I have mentioned through out the years and of recent I have had the problem of going broke spending money on strippers and hookers.

Sounds funny trust me I know but it's the harsh reality…

I have suffered from depression and anxiety since childhood. I usually avoid large crowds and prefer off days or nights to club. Usually when I go through a episode of depression I usually stay at…

The local club is having some country music night. I hate that crap.

In another week or two, they are having male dancers up to 10 pm. I think they don't care too much…

Watching the olympic coverage I can't help but wonder one important question.

Which olympian would make the best stripper?

After all these amateur athletes need to earn a living while keeping in shape between Olympics. My…

I went to a BYOB club in a rural area. I had plenty of bottles of liquor and beer already in my rig, so just headed straight to the club's parking lot. The last fifteen…

TLDR: Dancer didn't seem to be a ripoff in the end.

Just a story I'd like to share for those interested in a long read...

Decided to hit my usual club up to chill and relax especially…

Trolls and TUSCLers, I think many of you might enjoy the movie Sausage Party. I saw it last night it's definitely TUSCLer approved especially for DATY, BBFS, CIM folks

Is it automated?

I saw a MILF on Backpage that intrigued me, but I wasn't looking for an escort at the time so I didn't call her. She would post a new ad about twice a week, and…

I was at Advanced Auto Parts yesterday buying wiper blades. The customer next to me got mad and left the store in a huff...I thought wtf? Then the emoloyee that was helping the mad guy…

How did your first blowjob taste?

I need some downtown Detroit hotel suggestions. I've stayed at the RenCen and Motor City on the clients dime. Since its my dime, I'm looking for lower rates. I once stayed at Atheneum because I…

So went to a chiropractor yesterday for issues with my back. This as a legit business at one of those buildings with a bunch of doctors and therapists in one place. Chiropractor suggested I also…

Papi Chulo's recent thread on dancers that do drugs got me thinking about cigarette smoking. Dancers who smoke have a more direct negative impact on me than dancers that use other drugs.

I'm pretty isolated…

Since joining Tuscl in 2005, there has been several high tech gizmos introduced into cars. Additionally, items that were only seen on the higher end models are installed on much more cars as a matter…