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Be sure not to use the rough cycle. It could get rough.
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Sounds funny but no joke.

How would you describe your definition of the ideal ass?

I prefer thick heart-shaped asses that bounce with every footstep. They should be firm enough to have that bubble, but soft enough to smother your…

What's the perfect tit size to you?

What sizes, if any, turn you off?

My perfect size is a natural D cup.

However, I'm good with every size as long as they're natural. I used to avoid…

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In DFW airport and I see a guy wearing a t shirt that says "I (heart) drummers".

I misread it as "I (heart) rimjobs" and thought "daring fashion choice but not brilliant - where are the…

Hypothetical. Which would you pick?

Life A.
You hit the lottery for a billion dollars. You live in a state where they don't have to report your name publicly. You'll never have…

Just as I planned a hot trip to the strip club to try out this sexy ass stripper, my glasses break. ANd it's going to take 2 weeks for another pair to come in the…

This is one argument that gets almost as many opinions as political discussion.

What's the average penis size, and where do you size up?

I've read articles all over the place. I'll never forget reading in…

Here is the Canadian metal band Helix covering "Gimme Gimme Good Lovin'" in 1984, complete with a bunch of topless chicks (4:11):

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Why did I never see this video on my MTV? The original song…

Check out fastorange's review of the "Ace of Spades" club!

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He thought it would be awesome like Motörhead but found it to be lame like Winger!

Somehow I won't get full hard on during dances .You know what I mean it's not 100% .It gets super hard only if the dancer takes it out and try to get it hard.…

When you find hot and gorgeous dancers, why do you want to got for few min extras.I always go for full contact dances with her.

I always get bad dances why is that wat is considered good ?

Rick Dugan has mentioned more than a few times that opportunity exists as the first of the month comes. His thinking is that strippers will be more receptive to extras and such when they need…

I'm kind of ugly is that why I don't get good lap dances ?? Wat is considered a good lap dance though ! Most strippers don't grind me that much they just air dance…

Has anyone heard of this? I searched TUSCL and I only found a passing mention of it by SJG, who is apparently not a supporter. It sounds like the ultimate in BH philosophies,…

....when you think the stranger next to you is speaking to you, and you make a response only to realize the person is talking on their phone with an ear piece

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who couldn't log on this morning. What say you?

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke niggas.

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I stopped by Godiva's in Greenville just for the hell of it. When I walked in. I saw a note that said THIS IS A NO TOUCH CLUB. I walked in ask on of the…

Little Johnny asked his mommy and daddy:
Do you watch the presidential debate to decide who to vote for??
They said No Little Johnny we have to watch in order to decide how much ammunition and food…

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Daniel Dickerson says he was a guest like any other at Follies, the Buford Highway strip club, known for lines snaking around the side as slick vehicles circle the parking lot, sound systems pumping.

But in…

How many of you have had anal sex with a stripper?