(Forgive me if this is more "Inside Baseball" than we care to get into, but we need a new topic.) At a club I frequent, management seems to always side with customers in any dispute with strippers. For example, when girls…

Where are the customers who are looking for INTIMACY and AFFECTION in strip clubs? Where are the customers who are looking for strippers who CARE about their EMOTIONAL NEEDS and are willing to PAY for it?

Where are the customers who are spending MONEY on a stripper they like who they "know they can't have" (can't have AFFECTION and INTIMACY that is) while they are HOPING that she breaks up with her BOYFRIEND so the customer…

(They're back by popular demand. Okay, by one person't request - I'm easy.) An anonymous poster finds some peculiar reasons to rate Parkway Tropics in Grand Rapids, MI a 1: "The girls are ok, but they look like shit on their website.…

WTF is up with this romanic lover screwball? Isn't this forum moderated? Pathetic he needs attention that badly. The real question is can somebody give me a pointer to the trhread on bad reviews? That was hilarious but I cant find…

I had posted a topic about a month ago about this one dancer that I had met named Sunny. I had found out that we both use to work in the same Profession in the past. I had said…

I read on another website about strip club customers who know that strippers are DESPERATE FOR MONEY and are hanging out in strip clubs looking for CHEAP SEXUAL SERVICES? Anyone here looking for CHEAP SEX in strip clubs?

Where are the MANIPULATIVE men who TAKE ADVANTAGE of strippers? Some BOYFRIENDS of strippers are MANIPULATIVE LIARS who take advantage of strippers. Are some of these men actually STARVING FOR AFFECTION and cannot get AFFECTION?

Let's start nominations and voting for TUSCL Poster of Year 2005

Let's share a few links. Guidelines, sex or nudity related and free. Here are two that I check regularly. www.thesuperficial.com www.areafamosas.com

Sometimes it seems like ridiculously full lips are a prerequisite for film sex symbols: Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and on and on. How often do you see strippers with those kind of lips? Is it an attribute you…

Just thought we should talk about somthing enjoyable. I like them moderate sized and natural. More than a handful is a waste in my opinion, but I do have fairly large hands. I'm not offended by a…

Anybody interested in a short getaway to some city and us invading the local strip clubs as a group? Obviously planned well in advance, descrete, etc.

When you arrive at a club and your AFT is busy with another customer, how long do you just sit and wait for her to shake loose, turning away other strippers to save a spot for her? What do you…

Which shift do you frequent most, day or night? My professional/personal situation/preference dictates night shift, evenly distributed between weekends and weeknights. I often find that there's not much difference between wd & we in dancer quality, only more dancers,…

I noticed that I just hit the 30 reviews, but the majority are on two clubs I pop into on a regular basis. These clubs don't get reviewed a lot, so on my monthly visits I usually try to…

For those customers who actually ASK a stripper out on a DATE (I am talking about spending time OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE) - how long do you wait before doing so?

Have you ever seen dancers who claimed to be 18 or 19 but that you figured were younger, i.e., underage? There was the one time I saw a dancer at the DMV getting her learner's permit. She was there with…

I prefer the night girls myself. I found the ones who work at the busiest times to be the friendliest too. What differences have you noticed between day and nights girls and at what time do you prefer to attend?…

Police raid strip club on wheels Police find lap dance patrons and dancers in a motor home outside the Bucs-Bears game. By SHANNON COLAVECCHIO-VAN SICKLER, Times Staff Writer Published November 29, 2005 TAMPA - Undercover officers couldn't help but notice the smiling young women…

I used to go to a club outside of Morgantown, WV, that had a couple of hot tubs in a private room. For $150 (later raised to $250) they'd loan you and a girl bathing suits and you got…

Seems like almost all the good (and bad) clubs that we talk about are in metro areas. I've run into some real gems out in the boonies. Two come to mind: Pleasure Dome in the Poconos near Whitehaven,…

Offshoot from another thread. While I'm sure we'll all agree that looks are going to be the main factor, what are your opinions? Is there a time when a dancer is just too old to strip? Personally…

What's the worst city for strip clubbing? Are there any major cities that don't have any clubs at all? Or that only have bikini bars with no contact? Last time I was in Cleveland I don't recall…

My favorite is "The Scorless Thai" by Robert Block. It features a guy from Thailand who can't get laid. Honest.