My Cuban fav was telling me about a size S bathing suit she'd ordered from Shein. I would have thought size S would be, like, Riley Reid size. But I'd guess my fav's hip measurement to be about 36 inches. So (loosely translated), I impulsively blurted out "S for super-badonkadonk?" But she didn't slug me, or yell at me, or leave, or anything. She just laughed her head off. Gotta love em.


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She told me she hasn't been seeing as much of one of her regulars, because he's been spending more time with his son. I asked her if she took the son's virginity. She had a good laugh at that too.
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