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ilbbaicnl
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2 wks ago · 1 min read

My fav says she wants to use heated wax to remove my nose hairs. Does that make me a player or an extra pathetic loser? Non-hypothetical situation.

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ilbbaicnl

The same fav was telling me she's been having a lot of discomfort from constipation. She says it's confirmed for her that anal sex is not something she wants to try. But I face the reality that her feeling fine about sharing this with me is EEPL.

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Sounds like you’re just a guy who needs to up his hygiene game a bit. Maybe check the eyebrows and ear hair while you’re at it. Girls hate that shit - I can always rely on my wife to keep be in check.

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ilbbaicnl

Simply having hair is only considered unhygienic in the THX 1138 underground city. How is anybody's nose full of boogers going to be clean, after removing hair? It's like pulling a hair out of your poop and thinking you made it clean.

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