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ilbbaicnl
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3 mos ago · 1 min read

My fav says she wants to use heated wax to remove my nose hairs. Does that make me a player or an extra pathetic loser? Non-hypothetical situation.

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ilbbaicnl
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The same fav was telling me she's been having a lot of discomfort from constipation. She says it's confirmed for her that anal sex is not something she wants to try. But I face the reality that her feeling fine about sharing this with me is EEPL.

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Sounds like you’re just a guy who needs to up his hygiene game a bit. Maybe check the eyebrows and ear hair while you’re at it. Girls hate that shit - I can always rely on my wife to keep be in check.

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ilbbaicnl
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Simply having hair is only considered unhygienic in the THX 1138 underground city. How is anybody's nose full of boogers going to be clean, after removing hair? It's like pulling a hair out of your poop and thinking you made it clean.

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